( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Putting almost 20 years' worth of accumulated music on shuffle play and hearing something new.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Randomly encountering an old friend, briefly chatting, and departing without exchanging contacts.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Hillary will never be president.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) everything is only getting better
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) We’re going to win so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of winning, you’re going to come to me and go ‘Please, please, we can’t win anymore.’
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) At least they have good intentions.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) You never have to come up with an April Fool's joke if it's always September.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Still breathing!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Calling someone you haven't seen in years and picking up your conversation right where you left off.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I have recently gained the courage to post in a mailing list.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The thought of even using IRC has forever been terrifying to me, yet I have emailed a set of complete strangers twice in the past 24 hours.
No replies yet, though.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Getting piggy with your bro weekend
Starting a natural fire with no effort.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I can start a fire with my morning wood.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) just got a little payment from an online shop I'd forgotten about for years now.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Refactoring.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) My adsense has pulled in $⑨ in ⑨ years
A high-school teacher (Kenji Sawada) builds an atomic bomb to hold Tokyo hostage, then cannot decide what he wants.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Update to GameMaker Studio fixed a bug in my game for me.
Charlie Yin, better known by his stage name Giraffage, is an American electronic music record producer. Yin, who is of Taiwanese descent, grew up in San Jose, California, and graduated from the University of California
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) rereading/rewatching something from years ago and it hasn't been tainted by nostalgia at all, it really is as excellent as you remember it being.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Finally got that little tiny loose hair out from between my gum and my tooth.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) First pit kill against a much better Pharah because the other one used up their fuel and jets.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I recognize the irony in that they were not able to mildly uplift.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) came on my face again
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Sinuses cleared up instead of leaving me as sneezing mess.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Office secretary keeps flirting with me. Either I will bone her or be fired in short order!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Bringing the PC downstairs and playing more videogames as a result.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Entering your post mere seconds before your battery dies
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Steak cooked just right, with another one ready to go tomorrow.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Just had the other one, and it was just as good.
Releasing the emergency mittens
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Leg warmers are like mittens for the calves.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) A bell pepper aloft upon the morning breeze
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Baby cows wearing mittens.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) When the tea tastes as good as it smells
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Being able to think of something productive you did today
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) cute indonesian girl fending off my bullies in math class
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Got a dream about cute loli of culture
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) When you go way back in an impressive artist's gallery and find out they never deleted the old student-tier stuff that's not so impressive and has different, possibly boring content
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Fond memories of art school
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Those precious moments hanging out in the Führerbunker with >>551, just not worrying about the outside world for a bit
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) mods I shit on your rug, please clean it for me
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) MODDs will clean their rug for you if you ask nicely.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) peter ustinov as hercule poirot
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Knowing that >>554 was reposted into the intended thread.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Lubing a gun while listening to a fascinating crime story.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Downloading a shitload of books and never reading any of them feels smart
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Getting so engrossed in a book that the poop just dries up and can be shaken off, saving toilet paper!
>>566
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) If the book isn't engrossing enough, well, you can save on toilet paper too!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ)I just found out I can select text and drag it into this box, and I'm impressed.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Releasing Emergency Mittens after change in management.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) None of the admins has been so bold as to change the date format of the previous news updates.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I haven't been able to see the slight smirk of the pixel version of this font in ages, but knowing it's supposed to look like that fills me with a simulacrum of optimism.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Japan's ありがとうの日 is on March 9, because "3, 9" is pronounced "san, kyu", i.e., "thank you".
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Mario Day is on March 10, because "March 10th" is shortened to "Mar 10", i.e., "Mar10".
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) >>575 There is an annual celebration, made up by fans and adopted by Nintendo, called "Mario Day". It is celebrated on March 10th (Mar. 10, MAR10) in remembrance of the character's name.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) It's cold enough to wear mittens again!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I like DQN.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) New members (not "affiliates") of the Elitist Superstructure lurking enough
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Connotations that some find pleasant
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Slow-paced japanese guitar musics that I find occasionally
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I lost some more weight.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The imageboard is never coming back.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Receiving extra food as apologies for the undelivered order.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Finding yourself on lolicore.org
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Touching my girlfriend's penis before bed.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Gopher websights still exist
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The next week and a half is going to be a popcorn fest.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Being a mistake and embracing it
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) tanasinn theme is neat-o.
Gradually opening the site in more and more tabs
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Some communities last a long time
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Don't be sad that it's over, be happy that it happened!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) I didn't fail life just yet!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Wishing on a dream that seems far-off
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Ebony and ivory, living in perfect harmony
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) My chair is in just the right position that a slight movement causes plastic to touch and click, and the rhythm of my downstairs neighbours fucking is playing funky lil rhythm while I sit on it
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Taking a massive watery shit, just one big gushhhhh-gsh-gsh out your bumhole
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) The warmth of your blanket when you back under it.
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) Morrissey selling David Bowie and Lou Reed albums signed by himself and people are still butthurt about it today!
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) One of my fries was mushy instead of burnt to a crisp
( ﾟ ｰﾟ) David Bowie saved the Alamo.