Lame Confessional [LAME] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 14:44

Today, I crossed the street in the middle. I did not check both ways.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 19:12

Today i sent personal mail at work and used the company stamping machine. i am wasting funds.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 19:40

I quite enjoyed Weekend at Bernie's 2, and would watch it again.

4 Name: !tDmILkribs : 1993-09-5796 19:45

I try cracking tripcodes because I'm a loser but I give up before I get what I want.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 08:46

Today I gave my friend a ride home and made her listen to my lame music the whole time. She didn't enjoy it very much.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 08:55

I knew I was wearing odd socks this morning, I just couldn't be bothered to find a matching pair.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 16:15

I almost called >>4 an anus.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 17:25

I ate the last granola bar even though I knew someone else would want it.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 17:32

I got a call to help someone move furniture today but I played video games instead.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 20:24

I drank the last of the cold water in the fridge and didn't refill the pitcher.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 20:39

>>10 Don't you have taps?

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 20:59

A few days ago I decided to go outside and meet with some of my friends. I went to the nearest metro station and took a train. There was a few people, so I've taken a seat and dreamed for a while. But then a guy sat next me and asked his companion (who wasn't visible to me) if they'd like to sit too. I thought his was talking to a girl, so I gave up a seat. But then I noticed that he was a guy too. He gave me a strange look (like he was saying "what the hell?") and I mumbled that I'm leaving on the next stop anyway. As a result I had to wait for the next train.orz

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 21:05

>>11 Yeah, but the cold water from the tap is lukewarm.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 23:15

>>13 ...Even if you run it for a minute?

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 23:28

I've been piping the cold water past >>10's water heater for years.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 05:40

Today I visited "mylifeisaverage.com". I found it inferior to this thread.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 08:06

At first I thought that nothing can be better than DQN, but now I'm addicted to "mylifeisaverage.com"

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 12:10

I find memorial groups to murdered kids on Facebook and make accounts for them, then talk to the distressed parents and say I'm not actually dead.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 14:00

>>18
Doesn't this belong in the passive aggression thread?

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 14:11

>>19 that's not passive aggressive. Hell, that's not even a lame confession. That's just awful.

And I've been making lame confessions for things I didn't do... my whole life.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 16:30

When at a store, and I take an item to the cashier, and it rings up as much more expensive than labeled... I pay for it and leave.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 19:38

When I use a public bathroom, I make sure no one else is in there before I go in and if someone comes in I stop peeing and wait until they leave.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 00:33

i like chubby girls equally as normal ones

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 01:08

I find normal girls too fat, thanks to years of cultural indoctrination via the boob tube.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 06:54

I was sorting books to send out to other libraries and I noticed there were two volumes of the same series. I only checked where the first one was going and sent the second one to the same place, to be rebellious. I felt guilty the rest of the day and couldn't stop wondering, "What if the second volume was actually going to a completely different library??"

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 07:41

So the other day, I went to Yoshinoya and ordered the special. With extra sauce. I'm not a big fan of green onion.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 07:44

Ifll admit it. It took me darn near 100 minutes to find a textbox to write to. You can take you site and place it where the sun donft shine. Could you please bring back my other, easier site if you donft mind?

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 21:47

Thanks to some butthole who posted a link to bbwchan in the ctrl+v-thread i fapped to a girl with ridiculously big breasts

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 21:51

Today, I ate some old ice-cream. Now my stomach hurts.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 21:57

I told a friend a half truth. I hate myself for doing it.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 14:54

I do personal programming at work

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 21:51

I only went out to the front so I could serve a cute girl, but ended up cokking lunches all day.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 23:15

i listened to emo lately and actually enjoyed it. to my defense, it was oldschool-emo fromt the 90's.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 04:00

I stayed up till 6am and now i post ITT

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 06:45

i stayed up til 8:45 am and now i post ITT

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 13:14

i post as beady eyes sometimes and then i have to wash my hands with antibacterial soap to make the shame go away

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 13:28

>>18 here. I sometimes used a Beady Eyes facebook account I made

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 18:04

I'm only eating at that restaurant and leaving 30% to 40% tips because a cute waitress smiled at me and it warmed my heart.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5804 00:23

>>38 The female of the species is more deadly than the male

40 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5804 01:30

i washed my balls in the shower last night...

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