Today, I crossed the street in the middle. I did not check both ways.
Hell yeah, lolicore! How about researching on last.fm, the lamest social networking site of the world?
Also, don't use loli ripe as an example. They're sellouts.
I have no idea what kind of college class >>150 could be attending. Is he kidding?
>>154 It could be an audio sort of course, write about a music genre or something. I had to write about the soundtrack to Harold & Maude by Cat Stevens
Today I made a schoolgirl wet with a dirty text
I ejacuated on my hand, then licked it up.
I do that basically every time I masturbate. Although, for me at least, thats not really a lame confession.
I totally want a pet capybara or tapir, but don't want to put in the effort to be one of those intrepid pioneers who has to be one of those poor bastards trying to tame the first few generations of a new domestic breed of animal.
No-one ever pays me in gum....
>Also, don't use loli ripe as an example.
You have to at least mention loli ripe in a paper on lolicore.
Also >they
The more you know, I always thought it was just one dood.
I don't know what the fuck a lolicore is. I assumed it had something to do with raping little girls, but that doesn't seem to be the case?
i'm probably gonna have an affair with the best friend of the girl i love. i don't regret it because i still love her, i'm just nailing someone else. however, i feel really bad about not regretting it.
When she told me she loved me, my response was "..Okay".
>>160
Very few animals actually have the traits necessary for domestication. This is why people use horses instead of the clearly more excellent looking zebra.
>traits necessary for domestication
These would be?
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ So what, >>166? Most sufficiently non-endangered species have the traits necessary for domestication within the population, if only you can find the one retard that'd rather eat out of your hands than hunt or forage for it.
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ The real problem is that no human beings can spend the hundreds or thousands of years it would take to weed out the undesirable traits of particularly difficult species within their lifetime, even with modern selective breeding practices. Of course, that is assuming there will be no advances in our knowledge of manipulating the hereditary traits of animals, which is certainly absurd. You can't take everything you read in Guns, Germs, and Steel at face value, maannn.
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ ...
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ Like, wait a minute, this isn't my stogie. This is, like, the biggest doobie ever.
>>167
Well, if you must know, this puts it rather succinctly.
http://www.abc.net.au/animals/program2/factsheet1.htm
>>169
Counterpoint:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_silver_fox
(₯ิ_₯ิ)Α-̾ so... I like, don't support the use of marihuana at all, but goodness gracious I feel alive.
>>170
I have always wanted one of those. Alas, it was not meant to be.
You know what I've always wanted as a pet? A quail. Those things are damn cute, produce some good(although small) eggs, and are like a cross between a chicken and dog/cat. Pretty low maintenance too.
I would like a pet human. She will wear a red collar and I will keep her chained up in the backyard. Of course I'll let her in to beg for table scraps and sleep at the foot of my bed in the winter. Naturally, she will be debarked as the females tend to be overly verbal.
I typically have no clue what's going on in dqn but I read it anyway.
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I'm surprised DQN actually uses teenage social networking sites and I feel somewhat left out.
>>176 I am an outgoing person with a lot of friends but I still post on DQN
DQN represents the whole of my social life.
I'm a friend with another DQNer in real life.
What are the chances?
I would rather type in an obsolete captcha and have to resubmit than wait for it to refresh.
5 in 6.8 billion, excluding every other factor that might be relevant.
It once came to me in a dream that my true father is Chuck Norris.
Now I have to live the rest of my life knowing I will never live up to it.
I just played a flash game called 'taylor swift makeover'.
I enjoyed it.
I don't know who Taylor Swift is.
Neither do I, although I think if I saw a picture of him/her I would recognize them.
I think music is extremely overrated.
I said I liked Taylor Swift and learnt one of her songs on guitar just to get into a girl's pants. It worked though.
I want a Japanese BBW for a girlfriend, but I feel like I never will find one.
>>188
Getting into the Japanese porn industry might be a good first step. There seems to be a large concentration of them there.
>>190 They're starting to like gaijin now, actually.
But mostly if you're American and a girl.
>>191 Then it is time for me to become transgender and then be a lesbian.
>>192 I've been seriously looking into that for months. If it weren't so expensive I'd do it.
>>192 There is no such thing as a lesbian in the porn industry.
>>195 I guess I should tell them I have Micheal Jackson's disease
I have nothing to contribute to the ctrl-v thread as I have nothing on my clipboard.
I have nothing to contribute to this thread because >>197 posted my confession.
( ˃ ˂) wktk!
ttp://filthy-h.blogspot.com/2009/12/matazure-tengoku-shameless-sick-incest.html
Sometimes I sneak into my sister's room and masturbate on her panties, and I don't clean them up after I do it.
Sometimes there's a weird mucusy goo on my panties, and I don't know what it is.
I've never posted ever.
I'm actually a closet homosexual who makes fun of other homosexuals, which makes me a gay hypocrite.
Over the last few months discovered that I'm bisexual but I really don't want to tell anyone.
I honestly don't really like mittens.
I'm content right now and that makes me insecure, like balancing on a high-wire over a deep dark pit.
Don't look down.
I'm an alcoholic because I drink to cope with my manic depression. This doesn't actually bother me one bit.
I'm looking forward to committing suicide with my wife
I recognize the sad truth that most people on the Internet would not take >>212 seriously even if he or she is actually going to commit suicide, but I am probably not going to do anything more than say he or she should not commit suicide and hope it resolves itself.
More stuff for the rest of us.
The only reason I come to DQN is because I liked the albums and emergency mittens.
Also, I will be alone this new years, like the last 21 years of my life.
I am a talented graphical designer who was noticed by some high ranking people who had seen my works, but I do not know how to get in touch with them since they are all unreacheable and stuff.
This is the main truth.
I can't post something original in this thread because I have the same confession as >>217.
I still don't really know what iichan is.
I used to think that iichan was 2chan.
I have a hard time letting this thread go.
This is one of the only threads I still read on 4-ch.
I wish my R and O keys worked better on my keyboard
I still can't whistle
College classes cause me to see and hear things the way a schizophrenic would.
I maintain no meaningful contact with anyone except on 4-ch. It makes me really happy when someone replies to my messages.
I love you, >>228. A strictly platonic love, but a love nonetheless!
I drove into the HOV lane, but I was driving alone, so I changed back out.
If there is an HOV lane, there should also be a DQN lane.
I now realize that I only bought my guitar because of K-On.
For the last few days I honestly believed Canada was spelled Kanada.
I'd like to post here a lot more, but I'm just not funny enough. Usually I write a post, spell-check it, realise it's shit and just close my browser.
I used to think HOV lane stood for Hovercraft Lane and was disappointed to never see them.
I am a super-genius hacker that can make computers do things that most scientists would deem impossible, or at least of supernatural origin. To get my kicks, I seek out gullible people and make them lose their documents, or make valid email addresses wrong so they return to the sender, or make Explorer freeze, or make Napster lose its connection, or make their printer jam. Every once in a while, when I'm sure no-one will be there to believe them, I make satanic messages pop up.
I know how to do it. I'm a genius.
I am a real person, and while I could be using this ungodly talent to make the big bucks, I devote enormous resources and several hours a day, seven days a week to the sole purpose of bothering these people.
Everything I touch turns to crap.
I throw quarters at stop signs.
I had an Iranian professor whofd always begin lectures with a phrase like gHello everyoneh, and every time, I couldnft help but think of Clonepa.
Out of all the characters on Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, I always identified with the bear. He's just... there. It's almost like he runs the place, but nobody questions him. He should be questioned, but one look 't 'is face and you can't help but return the dumb, dopey smile.
I thought the "Post your current thought" thread was actually a confessional thread.
I'm 46 goddamn years old and still found Grandpa's interrupting burps hilarious.
sometimes when i unzip my pants to pee i'm not careful enough to watch what i'm doing so i end up peeing a bit on the corner side opposite the button but i just dry it off with some tp and it's good as new
I am Fujiwara No Mokou
I had to reread Grandpa's burps after reading >>247 in order to get the joke. But I am especially tired today!
I have an obsession with delicate, girly guys.
I'm a delicate, girly guy trying to bulk up.