Lame Confessional [LAME] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 14:44

Today, I crossed the street in the middle. I did not check both ways.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 19:40

I quite enjoyed Weekend at Bernie's 2, and would watch it again.

4 Name: !tDmILkribs : 1993-09-5796 19:45

I try cracking tripcodes because I'm a loser but I give up before I get what I want.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 08:46

Today I gave my friend a ride home and made her listen to my lame music the whole time. She didn't enjoy it very much.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 08:55

I knew I was wearing odd socks this morning, I just couldn't be bothered to find a matching pair.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 16:15

I almost called >>4 an anus.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 17:25

I ate the last granola bar even though I knew someone else would want it.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 17:32

I got a call to help someone move furniture today but I played video games instead.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 20:24

I drank the last of the cold water in the fridge and didn't refill the pitcher.

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 20:39

>>10 Don't you have taps?

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 20:59

A few days ago I decided to go outside and meet with some of my friends. I went to the nearest metro station and took a train. There was a few people, so I've taken a seat and dreamed for a while. But then a guy sat next me and asked his companion (who wasn't visible to me) if they'd like to sit too. I thought his was talking to a girl, so I gave up a seat. But then I noticed that he was a guy too. He gave me a strange look (like he was saying "what the hell?") and I mumbled that I'm leaving on the next stop anyway. As a result I had to wait for the next train.orz

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 21:05

>>11 Yeah, but the cold water from the tap is lukewarm.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 23:15

>>13 ...Even if you run it for a minute?

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5797 23:28

I've been piping the cold water past >>10's water heater for years.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 05:40

Today I visited "mylifeisaverage.com". I found it inferior to this thread.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 08:06

At first I thought that nothing can be better than DQN, but now I'm addicted to "mylifeisaverage.com"

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 12:10

I find memorial groups to murdered kids on Facebook and make accounts for them, then talk to the distressed parents and say I'm not actually dead.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 14:00

>>18
Doesn't this belong in the passive aggression thread?

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 14:11

>>19 that's not passive aggressive. Hell, that's not even a lame confession. That's just awful.

And I've been making lame confessions for things I didn't do... my whole life.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 16:30

When at a store, and I take an item to the cashier, and it rings up as much more expensive than labeled... I pay for it and leave.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5798 19:38

When I use a public bathroom, I make sure no one else is in there before I go in and if someone comes in I stop peeing and wait until they leave.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 00:33

i like chubby girls equally as normal ones

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 01:08

I find normal girls too fat, thanks to years of cultural indoctrination via the boob tube.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 06:54

I was sorting books to send out to other libraries and I noticed there were two volumes of the same series. I only checked where the first one was going and sent the second one to the same place, to be rebellious. I felt guilty the rest of the day and couldn't stop wondering, "What if the second volume was actually going to a completely different library??"

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 07:41

So the other day, I went to Yoshinoya and ordered the special. With extra sauce. I'm not a big fan of green onion.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 07:44

Ifll admit it. It took me darn near 100 minutes to find a textbox to write to. You can take you site and place it where the sun donft shine. Could you please bring back my other, easier site if you donft mind?

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 21:47

Thanks to some butthole who posted a link to bbwchan in the ctrl+v-thread i fapped to a girl with ridiculously big breasts

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 21:51

Today, I ate some old ice-cream. Now my stomach hurts.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5801 21:57

I told a friend a half truth. I hate myself for doing it.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 14:54

I do personal programming at work

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 21:51

I only went out to the front so I could serve a cute girl, but ended up cokking lunches all day.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5802 23:15

i listened to emo lately and actually enjoyed it. to my defense, it was oldschool-emo fromt the 90's.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 04:00

I stayed up till 6am and now i post ITT

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 06:45

i stayed up til 8:45 am and now i post ITT

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 13:14

i post as beady eyes sometimes and then i have to wash my hands with antibacterial soap to make the shame go away

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 13:28

>>18 here. I sometimes used a Beady Eyes facebook account I made

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5803 18:04

I'm only eating at that restaurant and leaving 30% to 40% tips because a cute waitress smiled at me and it warmed my heart.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5804 00:23

>>38 The female of the species is more deadly than the male

40 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-5804 01:30

i washed my balls in the shower last night...

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5804 10:39

Today is my last chance to apply to university. I was flunked out a few times already.
I'm staying home.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5804 11:08

>>41 No don't! Don't waste your talent! SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 14:07

I'm quite a dull person, and I have nothing to post today, not even here.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5810 17:49

( EƒÖE) I have no character.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 01:00

My captcha is rame, and I don't know whether to post that here or the captcha thread. I have typed both messages but will only click one 'reply' button....

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 07:47

Sometimes I wish I were a super-famous tripfag...

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 08:02

I have a tripcode that I like, but I'm too shy to use it. Also, I'm afraid of posting something wrong.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 21:37

One time I was comfortable with posting on the Internet.
Then I got extremely shy.
Now I am a bit better, but it's kinda hard to press the reply button.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 22:44

I have no problem pressing the reply button but afterwards I get a crushing, suffocating feeling of remorse and regret. Then again, I get that feeling every time I do anything in life, so I guess it's nothing new.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5811 23:08

Step One: Type something

Step Two: Press reply button

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 09:44

>>50 Wrong verification code entered.

Return

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 13:03

I lied about my confession :(

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 14:53

my multiple personalities fight over the keyboard

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 21:15

Basically, I'm NEET, so I've a whole day to waste as I want. But I'm an internet addict and an internet-hikikomori at the same time. Therefore I just refresh a couple of unpopular sites all day long.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 22:20

I'm going to a pretty high ranked and expensive college this fall. My family's really exited and happy for me, and all they do is bug me about classes and my dorm and what I'm taking and other stupid shit. The truth is I couldn't care less about any of that crap. What I really want to do is be a NEET and a hikikomori for a year or two. Well that's not accurate, since what I actually want a part-time job that I could spend a couple hours at, but the rest of the time I just want to spend shut up in my house with my T.V. and anime and games and internet with no one to bug me. Unfortunately the economy and pressure from my family is preventing me from doing this, but I'm wondering if I shouldn't just say "fuck it" and try it anyways since I'll just get to college and then drop out later because my hearts not in it.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 22:36

I wanna be a VIP STAR

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5812 22:57

Someone on the interent said something very nice about one of my pictures and I cried.

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 00:10

My dream is to be a Youtube celebrity based on cuteness alone.

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 05:41

I'm a little bit overweight, but, hopefully, I'm not one of those blobs of fat you can spot around sometimes. It's something like a "beer belly". Overall my body proportions're O'K (though I should exercise a bit), but my belly really bothers me.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 06:22

The fact is that I'm not just ugly on the inside, but on the outside, too.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5813 17:20

Everyone thinks I'm a really nice shy guy, but underneath that mask I'm a selfish antisocial bastard. But underneath that, in my heart is a little boy who just wants to be loved. Yet underneath that, far below the surface, is a dark and disturbed and broken human being. And still, underneath all that, beyond all those layers, is a milk chocolate center covered with a thin candy shell.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 10:17

I don't have a credit card and I'm too shy to get in the bank. Because of this I'm bothering my friends who have paypal accounts to order me something. But they usually refuse even if I offer them money before payment.
They don't want me, NEET, to waste any money.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 10:56

It's not technically illegal to steal neighbors' wifi connections in my state, but I feel guilty for doing it anyway even though we both pay for the exact same level of service from the exact same ISP.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 13:55

Wait, >>63, why are you using someone else's internet if you're paying for your own?

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 15:03

>>64 I use his to run torrents on.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 20:22

I've Omegle opened in tabs for weeks. I can't bring myself to chat with anonymous people.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 23:00

>>64 my connection doesn't think. It feeiˆæˆs.

I.e. it drops packˆæˆ likˆæ motheˆæˆker

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 23:15

I like to post links to fat girl pictures and watch the responses from those who clicked. I have even more fun tricking weaboos into clicking on Japanese fat girls.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5814 23:22

I stayed up all night again even though I promised myself to change my schedule so I'll go to bet around 12 a.m.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 06:00

My CAPTCHA is "tar"!

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5815 08:32

>>62
Just open an account in an online bank. They'll send you your credit card by mail.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5818 12:29

I gave a link to this thread and he found all posts. I bet he laughed at me.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5822 21:37

I'm just about to add Title and the volumes of DQN Electronics to the database of this site: http://rateyourmusic.com/

I'm sorry guys, your secret's up.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 01:59

I spent $115 on a figure of Ayu Tsukimiya from Kanon including shipping. The original MSRP was about $65 US.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5823 03:19

Uguu~! I am not lame!

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5824 00:24

I check this thread on a regular basis

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5824 08:18

I enjoy [fapping while] watching little kids play in the sand.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5824 12:41

I'm afraid to post in the fusianasan thread.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5824 15:56

I posted it in it, but I did it through someone else's wireless router.

80 Name: 68 from the Title thread : 1993-09-5824 16:18

Title is what made me start going here :x

...yeah, it is now that I think about it.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5824 17:16

One time I encoded an mp3 at 128kbps to save disk space (using lame.)

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5826 10:13

As a conservative, I shouldnft like Hillary Clinton at all, but as she gets older and grumpier, I think shefs growing on me.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5826 12:00

I have 23447 tracks in iTunes, all converted to 128kbs AAC

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5831 12:46

I am posting this instead of getting ready to go out to dinner with my friends. I am late already so I will probably cancel.

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5833 23:15

For almost the past two years I've been reading every post here for hints that they may have been written by someone I know.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5834 11:50

>>85 I do still love you, but I'm still just not ready for that kind of commitment yet

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5836 19:14

>>61 I'm this guy but in reverse

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5841 19:35

this post is the highlight of my day

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5842 01:35

I knew she was too young but I still tried to charm her

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 06:13

I purposely do Google searches on obscure and not-so-obscure DQN memes with the intent of finding DQN users on other websites. I have a special file titled "DQN users" where I put links and screencaps of my findings. So far I've found three Livejournal users, a handful of myspace users, a couple facebooks, and the rest on various other websites.

Basically I'm stalking DQN.

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 06:23

>>90, if you find me on Facebook I'd probably add you just because you're from DQN and I confess I have too much respect for what DQN's all about.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 06:31

>>90 So that was YOU!!!

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 20:25

>>90

Are you planning to ever make your findings public?

(I confess that I would probably actually look through this stuff)

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 21:02

>>93

Probably not, no. I feel it's one thing to go out and find these users on my own just because I have a desire to find out more about the people who frequent DQN, but I don't think it's my place to "out" these people, if you will. There's also the fact that many of these people(myself included) are quite different from their DQN selves and engage in activities and hobbies the Elitist Superstructure might find distasteful.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5843 23:00

>activities and hobbies the Elitist Superstructure might find distasteful

...I admit it.

Fencing.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5844 00:54

>activities and hobbies the Elitist Superstructure might find distasteful

...I admit it.

Jumpstyle.

You know about the DQN last.fm group?

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5845 00:46

>>90 Did you find the group on facebook PLEASE HEAR ME OUT IT'S REALLY RELATED TO YOU?

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5845 19:32

>>95

What? Fencing is the most elite of the elite sword arts.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 09:18

>>98
He means he facilitates the sale of stolen goods for a percentage of the profits.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 09:28

>>99 Yup. Guild rules say I cannot cut the Superstructure a check.

Seriously, >>98, you thought I meant swordfighting was not Elitist?

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 09:30

...

I wasted a 100GET >_<

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5846 14:25

>>96 faggot http://www.last.fm/group/The+Elitist+Superstructure+of+DQN

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