Today, I crossed the street in the middle. I did not check both ways.
I'm currently on my school computer browsing DQN, in an effort to kill time while I wait two hours for someone to finally care enough to come take me home.
Oh, to be an otaku...
>>540-san, you should become a NEET. It has a certain benefit of not having to wait for anyone or even making others wait, because you won't be able to manage your time properly.
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>>541-chan, there's no way I can do that.
I have pressure to succeed, and my family would honestly destroy me before letting me disgrace them as a NEET.
>>544
It's also possible to be depressed because of a constant realization that you're a burden/not achieving/useless/helpless. While it might sound emo, it's not really like that. It's more like turning yourself into a passive observer, watching how trends go past, how your friends become successful, how time slips by... It's an attempt to fade away, to disappear. A social suicide.
By the way, I must say that "Un homme qui dort" was a very interesting experience.
I browse DQN in the boardroom.
I stole $600 from my dad because he just moved to NZ.
Wait, that's not particularly lame. ;D
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>>547 is awesome.
>>548
To be honest, though my job is great, girlfriend etc, I don't have that much time for friends.
DQN is one of the few 'friends' I keep in daily contact with. Am I *pizz*ing my life away?
When I was a kid, I had a small crush on Kiki from Kiki's Delivery Service.
>>550
I know a guy who is just like you. Are you that guy?
And relying on DQN instead of friends is alright, I find much more
interesting stuff in CTRL+V thread than they tell and send to me.
I havnt visited DQN since they implemented captchas.
I didnt miss anything.
i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
I am scared to touch dirty underwear
I'm bisexual.
No one knows it IRL.
This is the first time in two weeks that I've brushed my teeth.
I've come back to this this board after months only to find out that I don't enjoy it as much as I used to. Did I change? Did DQN change? Meh...
I used the term "mobile oppression palace" in a serious paper and it made perfect sense because it was about colonialism.
( E-E) Does the "mobile oppression palace" have an elitist superstructure?
I like to sniff solvents. Not to get high, just for the smell.
I like to sniff my farts. Not to get high, just for the smell.
( E-E) Let's back up. I'm trying to derail this thread. >>566, do you do this in the "mobile oppression palace?"
I wish Everybody Loves Clonepa was a real show. I'd watch it religiously.
>>566 Do you have a hybrid car?
Every time I smell one of my own farts, I think of the South Park episode titled "Smug Alert"
Every time I visit the Elitist Superstructure, I refuse to leave until I have replied at least once to every thread on the front page.
I need to pee.
I haven't brushed my teeth today.
I have never felt "brain freeze." Probably because I was a really nice kid with a limited access to cold drinks.
But now... Nothing can stop me now!
>>574
If you keep being rude, it will certainly go nowhere.
I didn't shower today and slept with my cloths on.
I've got class in 20min; I'll just rock an overcoat and call it a day.
Whenever I watch this, even if I was in a bad mood before I feel a little bit better.
God damn adorable!
Somehow name field lost that option with a cute SJIS face. So, I accidentally copy-pasted&posted it with !ESpeoN/nPA part. I feel silly and extremely regretful.
It's Saturday morning and I'm in a cubicle. ~_~;
My hand is on my penis.
>>584
You should let it build up for a couple of days. 3-4 works best for me.
Last night I masturbated so hard I sprained my hamstrings or something
One time in work, the manager I'm assistant to was out of the office. She left me in charge of East China's operations and customer relationship management for a day.
I freaked out and started thinking my whole life was a set up, that I didn't belong in a position of responsibilty, that I was a useless NEET hallucinating everything good that happened in my life after I was 16, that everyone around me were actors, and that I had somehow become lost in a simulacra of the world tuned to "not fail".
I locked myself in the bathroom and typed an incoherent post on DQN, begging Lain Iwakura for help, and for DQN to contact her for me. I figured DQN would know how to get to her. Then my phone couldn't display the captcha. It took me until after lunch to get sane again, and then my training kicked in and I chased everybody I needed to chase and typed whatever I needed to type. At the end of the day, my regional reports came up green and I had a long talk with the regional sector head about radiation and also about Chinese girls.
( E-E) ...Going crazy and looking to Lain and DQN for help.
>>584 either really good or really bad. depends on what's actually happening.
I knew I had genital warts, now she's telling me I should get checked up because she found warts downstairs.
teeheehee
I copy and paste all emoticons ( E-E)
I really envy those who can enjoy life.
>>592
Me too. In addition, I flat-out hate the emotion of love and all who feel it, mostly because it is something I am too cold-hearted to ever know.
I haven't studied for any of my exams this week
I have a massive collection of porn and hentai I only ever watch, never masturbate to. I don't actually even masturbate. I just like porn.
I only masturbate to text files, binaries are pig disgusting
I keep trying to find Natsuko "Gal" Sone taking a crap.
By the power of Greyskull... I HAVE THE POWER!
>>601 it's easy to big yourself up on an anonymous text board isn't it? i actually am a sex god though
>>604 actually it's pretty hard. You might end up in your own delusional world if you lie to yourself too much. In this case everyone WILL call you an aspie.
My lame soundcard ensued in a computer crash when I tried to play the first track of the first DQN album too loudly.
>>605
At least he's not that one guy that doesn't get the clue that tripcodes are for jerks. Ahaha!
>>609
They aren't. For example, Sparky4 wasn't a jerk. And usage of WinME as a server OS was hardly delusional at all.
Anyway, DQN is the elitist superstructure. Tripcode is a great tool for establishing elitism across the globe!
Well...I came here
>>610
Sparky4 isn't a jerk only because he doesn't realize how annoying his senseless ramblings are, as well as his inability to defend against criticism, resorting to attack, albeit very weak. His actions are mainly unintentional and unpremeditated.
I just lost my ship in EVE Online in a rather silly circumstances. And I AM MAD AS HELL now (and I'm not going to play it anymore).
I exceed the FDA-recommended daily allowance of internet every single day!
Impressive, I know.
>>614's head is going to be fat with memes.
I'm just a worthless genius using my talents to impress people because I want them to like me. And when they do, I ignore them, as I quickly become bored with all pretenses of friendship and romance.
I still laugh at "Microsoft Sam reads stupid Windows errors" videos.
Im 19, not too ugly or fat, and never had a girlfriend probably because Im too shy and its expected for men to make the first move.
>>618
Come back when you're 29 and have the same problems.
I occasionally spend up to eight hours a day browsing omegle insulting people. Not even to troll or find conversation, just insult people
I'm off to buy overpriced weed!
623, did you mean "Wizards of the Coast"?
>>624, did you mean "blizzards on her toast"?
captcha: dead urk-
I kind of like Windows 7.
>>626
Press Win+Tab. It will totally blow your mind!
I released the emergency mittens without it being an emergency.
I can't bring myself to post in all-caps in the ( ˃ D˂) Post Angry Things!! (340)
thread because I'm shy and I can't force myself to act less shy on the internet! It'd
be so out of character and so embarrassing.
If you were to meet me in real life you'd think that I'm trying to roleplay Fluttershy.
Saged because I don't really want anyone to read this.
I fondle myself in my sleep.
>>632
You're basically doing a MitM attack on their sleeping connection. Evil!
I must have a pretty good immune system because I stick my finger up my bum and then lick it all the time and I never get sick.
Always stretch after doing sit-ups. I used to skip stretching, and had developed incontinence.