Lame Confessional [LAME] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5796 14:44

Today, I crossed the street in the middle. I did not check both ways.

540 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6425 20:57

I'm currently on my school computer browsing DQN, in an effort to kill time while I wait two hours for someone to finally care enough to come take me home.

Oh, to be an otaku...

541 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6425 22:52

>>540-san, you should become a NEET. It has a certain benefit of not having to wait for anyone or even making others wait, because you won't be able to manage your time properly.

542 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6426 00:50

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543 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6426 01:20

>>541-chan, there's no way I can do that.

I have pressure to succeed, and my family would honestly destroy me before letting me disgrace them as a NEET.

544 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6426 11:53

>>541
I am really trying to not be NEET anymore. It's only possible to wrap yourself in the illusion of independence by ignoring the fact that you are a constant emotional and financial burden to someone who really loves you, most likely a parent.

545 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6427 00:07

>>544
It's also possible to be depressed because of a constant realization that you're a burden/not achieving/useless/helpless. While it might sound emo, it's not really like that. It's more like turning yourself into a passive observer, watching how trends go past, how your friends become successful, how time slips by... It's an attempt to fade away, to disappear. A social suicide.

By the way, I must say that "Un homme qui dort" was a very interesting experience.

546 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6427 07:04

>>545
Who pays for your home, food and internet?

547 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6428 14:25

I browse DQN in the boardroom.

548 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6428 15:53

I stole $600 from my dad because he just moved to NZ.

Wait, that's not particularly lame. ;D
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>>547 is awesome.

549 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6428 19:58

>;D

DISGUSTING.

550 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6429 11:01

>>548
To be honest, though my job is great, girlfriend etc, I don't have that much time for friends.

DQN is one of the few 'friends' I keep in daily contact with. Am I *pizz*ing my life away?

551 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6429 12:05

When I was a kid, I had a small crush on Kiki from Kiki's Delivery Service.

552 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6429 13:48

>>550
I know a guy who is just like you. Are you that guy?

And relying on DQN instead of friends is alright, I find much more
interesting stuff in CTRL+V thread than they tell and send to me.

553 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6429 15:01

I havnt visited DQN since they implemented captchas.
I didnt miss anything.

554 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6429 15:29

>>553, either you did or you don't belong here.

555 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6429 15:56

HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

556 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6429 19:30

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

557 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6430 00:24

>>556 this post gave me a pang of happy nostalgia

558 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6430 09:58

I am scared to touch dirty underwear

559 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6430 18:29

I'm bisexual.
No one knows it IRL.

560 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6431 02:54

I continued a character thread, once.

561 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6434 11:32

This is the first time in two weeks that I've brushed my teeth.

562 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6438 19:10

I've come back to this this board after months only to find out that I don't enjoy it as much as I used to. Did I change? Did DQN change? Meh...

563 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6442 09:53

I used the term "mobile oppression palace" in a serious paper and it made perfect sense because it was about colonialism.

564 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6442 13:55

( E-E) Does the "mobile oppression palace" have an elitist superstructure?

565 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6442 16:20

I like to sniff solvents. Not to get high, just for the smell.

566 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 00:12

I like to sniff my farts. Not to get high, just for the smell.

567 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 00:42

( E-E) Let's back up. I'm trying to derail this thread. >>566, do you do this in the "mobile oppression palace?"

568 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 00:43

I wish Everybody Loves Clonepa was a real show. I'd watch it religiously.

569 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6443 00:44

>>566 Do you have a hybrid car?

Every time I smell one of my own farts, I think of the South Park episode titled "Smug Alert"

570 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6445 19:08

Every time I visit the Elitist Superstructure, I refuse to leave until I have replied at least once to every thread on the front page.

571 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6445 23:12

>>570
People like us keep DQN going.

572 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6446 01:56

I need to pee.

573 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6446 11:40

I haven't brushed my teeth today.

574 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6446 15:17

>>571
DQN was going just fine without people like you

575 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6447 16:08

I have never felt "brain freeze." Probably because I was a really nice kid with a limited access to cold drinks.

But now... Nothing can stop me now!

576 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6447 17:19

>>574
If you keep being rude, it will certainly go nowhere.

577 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6448 19:26

>>576
Physician, heal thyself.

578 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6454 20:53

I didn't shower today and slept with my cloths on.
I've got class in 20min; I'll just rock an overcoat and call it a day.

579 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6461 03:57

http://youtu.be/ErMWX--UJZ4

Whenever I watch this, even if I was in a bad mood before I feel a little bit better.

God damn adorable!

580 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6462 22:49

I just downloaded 31 gigabytes of nothing but Seinfeld.

581 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6464 00:29

Somehow name field lost that option with a cute SJIS face. So, I accidentally copy-pasted&posted it with !ESpeoN/nPA part. I feel silly and extremely regretful.

582 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6465 13:30

It's Saturday morning and I'm in a cubicle. ~_~;

583 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6465 16:07

My hand is on my penis.

584 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6465 16:50

( E-E) I just orgasmed yet nothing came out.
Nothing a single drip of cum.

585 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6465 17:05

>>584
You should let it build up for a couple of days. 3-4 works best for me.

586 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6465 17:12

Last night I masturbated so hard I sprained my hamstrings or something

587 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6466 16:04

One time in work, the manager I'm assistant to was out of the office. She left me in charge of East China's operations and customer relationship management for a day.

I freaked out and started thinking my whole life was a set up, that I didn't belong in a position of responsibilty, that I was a useless NEET hallucinating everything good that happened in my life after I was 16, that everyone around me were actors, and that I had somehow become lost in a simulacra of the world tuned to "not fail".

I locked myself in the bathroom and typed an incoherent post on DQN, begging Lain Iwakura for help, and for DQN to contact her for me. I figured DQN would know how to get to her. Then my phone couldn't display the captcha. It took me until after lunch to get sane again, and then my training kicked in and I chased everybody I needed to chase and typed whatever I needed to type. At the end of the day, my regional reports came up green and I had a long talk with the regional sector head about radiation and also about Chinese girls.

( E-E) ...Going crazy and looking to Lain and DQN for help.

588 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6468 03:41

>>584 either really good or really bad. depends on what's actually happening.

589 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6489 01:20

I knew I had genital warts, now she's telling me I should get checked up because she found warts downstairs.

teeheehee

590 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6489 18:44

I copy and paste all emoticons ( E-E)

591 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6489 19:26

>>590
(So does everyone else!)

592 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6489 20:22

I really envy those who can enjoy life.

593 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6489 23:53

>>592 JUMP in the air

594 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6490 04:16

>>592
Me too. In addition, I flat-out hate the emotion of love and all who feel it, mostly because it is something I am too cold-hearted to ever know.

595 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6490 06:57

I haven't studied for any of my exams this week

596 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6491 05:15

>>587
[slowclap.gif]

597 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6491 17:54

>>591
I IME them in! ( L€M)

598 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6492 09:20

I have a massive collection of porn and hentai I only ever watch, never masturbate to. I don't actually even masturbate. I just like porn.

599 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6493 03:20

I only masturbate to hentai, 3D is pig disgusting.

600 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6493 20:27

I only masturbate to text files, binaries are pig disgusting

601 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6497 09:01

I'm an attractive hipster male. Girls love me. Sorry :/

602 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6508 00:43

I keep trying to find Natsuko "Gal" Sone taking a crap.

603 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6508 08:18

By the power of Greyskull... I HAVE THE POWER!

604 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6508 10:31

>>601 it's easy to big yourself up on an anonymous text board isn't it? i actually am a sex god though

605 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6508 11:22

>>604 actually it's pretty hard. You might end up in your own delusional world if you lie to yourself too much. In this case everyone WILL call you an aspie.

606 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6508 13:47

>>604 an image board embiggens the smallest man.

607 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6512 23:28

I almost replied to a copype from CTRL+C|CTRL+V thread and confessed that I loved a camper girl in Pokemon Gold (forgot her name); and now I want to find her in HeartGold version.

608 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6524 07:23

My lame soundcard ensued in a computer crash when I tried to play the first track of the first DQN album too loudly.

609 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6524 07:36

>>605
At least he's not that one guy that doesn't get the clue that tripcodes are for jerks. Ahaha!

610 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6524 10:09

>>609
They aren't. For example, Sparky4 wasn't a jerk. And usage of WinME as a server OS was hardly delusional at all.

Anyway, DQN is the elitist superstructure. Tripcode is a great tool for establishing elitism across the globe!

611 Name: MishiMishi : 1993-09-6524 19:11

Well...I came here

612 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6524 19:33

>>610
Sparky4 isn't a jerk only because he doesn't realize how annoying his senseless ramblings are, as well as his inability to defend against criticism, resorting to attack, albeit very weak. His actions are mainly unintentional and unpremeditated.

613 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6532 00:44

I just lost my ship in EVE Online in a rather silly circumstances. And I AM MAD AS HELL now (and I'm not going to play it anymore).

614 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6532 03:57

I exceed the FDA-recommended daily allowance of internet every single day!
Impressive, I know.

615 Name: Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6533 00:17

>>614's head is going to be fat with memes.

616 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6533 11:17

I'm just a worthless genius using my talents to impress people because I want them to like me. And when they do, I ignore them, as I quickly become bored with all pretenses of friendship and romance.

617 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 00:33

I still laugh at "Microsoft Sam reads stupid Windows errors" videos.

618 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 00:55

Im 19, not too ugly or fat, and never had a girlfriend probably because Im too shy and its expected for men to make the first move.

619 Name: Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6536 20:23

>>618
Come back when you're 29 and have the same problems.

620 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 21:01

>>619 I promise you I will and give you a status report.

621 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6537 06:00

I occasionally spend up to eight hours a day browsing omegle insulting people. Not even to troll or find conversation, just insult people

622 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 17:40

I'm off to buy overpriced weed!

623 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 20:25

from the Wizard, >>622?

624 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6539 10:44

623, did you mean "Wizards of the Coast"?

625 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 16:49

>>624, did you mean "blizzards on her toast"?

captcha: dead urk-

626 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6539 17:22

I kind of like Windows 7.

627 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6539 19:12

>>626
Press Win+Tab. It will totally blow your mind!

628 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 02:47

I released the emergency mittens without it being an emergency.

629 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6542 23:26

I can't bring myself to post in all-caps in the ( ˃ „D˂) Post Angry Things!! (340)
thread because I'm shy and I can't force myself to act less shy on the internet! It'd
be so out of character and so embarrassing.

If you were to meet me in real life you'd think that I'm trying to roleplay Fluttershy.
Saged because I don't really want anyone to read this.

630 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 10:53

I fondle myself in my sleep.

631 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 00:07

I fondle >>630 in his sleep.

632 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 01:33

I pretend I'm a sleeping >>630 so that >>631 will fondle me in my sleep, while fondling >>630 in his sleep. The testimonies of both of them always match, so I'm a perfectly invisible relay.

633 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 03:07

>>629
If you were really shy you would post anonymously.

634 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 07:21

>>632
You're basically doing a MitM attack on their sleeping connection. Evil!

635 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6554 02:52

I must have a pretty good immune system because I stick my finger up my bum and then lick it all the time and I never get sick.

636 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 12:06

I keep my fingers far away from >>635's bum.

637 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 14:38

It is possible that >>635 just has a clean asshole.

638 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6558 20:20

Always stretch after doing sit-ups. I used to skip stretching, and had developed incontinence.

639 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6558 23:12

>>638
Good thing that I don't exercise at all!

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