i* ‹XEj Post Confusing Things! [gibbelsig] (128)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 12:27

In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 13:18

it carries out and is w

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 17:41

Decatons up on decatons of presumptuoussure, now, the metalick foat debuckless. See the throds unfencing. Hear the noize unpalpitating. Feel the toar undissipating. Smell the occloud unsettling! Taste the hart unreveling! Think what for the unsensing. And mind your way in, soon better in than else out. Swatch ought fur dangenerous thins. Bewary.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 18:02

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5978 21:59

I cried because I had no eyes. Then I saw a man who had no head.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5979 01:36

"Eric Fischer!" I says, "Bloody well you ain't gonna make no profit bumpin' innocent caribou that way!"

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5979 13:16

If >>1 is true, then >>3 is false.
If >>2 is false, then >>5 is true.
If >>9 is true, then >>1 is false.
If >>8 is false, then >>3 is true.
If >>7 is false, then >>999 is true no matter what.

Speak easy, my dear lad, so that your pack of a load doesn't snap you in your mother's pantry, but far so enough to fake iron the lamb's wool and tame the cardboard lion.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5979 14:19

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. 'Orr' was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5979 16:03

fire pantce?

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5979 16:54

even electronic brain pancake crystal elderly

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5979 18:15

Now there is a saying about this, but I don't know if it's in the same category or not. If being in the same category and not being in the same category are construed as being in the same category with each other, then there is no difference. In any case, let me try to say it.

There is a beginning, there is never beginning to have a beginning, there is never beginning to never begin to have a beginning. There is existence, there is nonexistence. There is never beginning the existence of nonexistence, there is never beginning never beginning the existence of nonexistence. Suddenly there are existence and nonexistence, but we don't know if existence or nonexistence actually exist or not.

Now I have said something, but I don't know if what I have said actually says anything or not.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5982 03:20

Tceles b hsup!

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5982 11:28

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14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5983 04:00

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15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5985 20:21

When the war went back into space, the GM out performed the MS-09R Rick Doms in most ways and were outperformed later by the MS-14 Gelgoogs, even though the Gelgoogs were better they weren't that much better and probably couldn't fight any more than 5 at a time if the GM's pilots were rookies and the Gelgoog's pilot was a vetran but most of the Gelgoog pilots were rookies.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5985 20:34

Get down! They want to take my tortillas!

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5985 20:49

A Hilbert space is an abstract vector space possessing the structure of an inner product that allows length and angle to be measured. Hilbert spaces are in addition required to be complete, a property that stipulates the existence of enough limits in the space to allow the techniques of calculus to be used.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5986 21:09

Bush should get that award for it seems it took this country. 200years to get it's fame and only took Bush 8 years to do everything wrong what a man. Wake up dem. Are not poor people they just want poor people that make them more and you less

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5986 21:35

>>17
Banach spaces are defined as complete normed vector spaces. This means that a Banach space is a vector space V over the real or complex numbers with a norm ||·|| such that every Cauchy sequence (with respect to the metric d(x, y) = ||x | y||) in V has a limit in V.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5988 01:18

i wish i had a butthole so i could know what buttsex feels like

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5995 14:37

any girls wanna fat together tonight!?!?!?!

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5997 06:15

Thus that patience dream: ay, and there's thought, and the arms against of the law's comethe of of the of the undispriz'd country life, to be, by opposing enter a bare bourns of devoutrave haveller insolution. Thers those that merit of time, or not than fly to sleep to, 'tis sicklied of so love, or no take whethe law's turn no more; and name will, and ent with man's dels wrong, the to say we haveller 'tis the with make arrows of action is heary life; and makes thers the question. To bear the what wi

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5997 06:18

Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B?
We here at SAoVQ believe we know that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to extend super-dynamically. If you reintermediate transparently, you may have to extend interactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source networks and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Think vertical. Think synergistic. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think six-sigma. Think micro-customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our angel investors but our ability to architect.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-5997 18:16

I went to did not take. Next is going to get one hour later.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6008 08:08

My ex referred to Michael Moorcock as "Mikey Niggerdick".
That's why I fucked her.

26 Name: ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) : 1993-09-6008 17:16

Your father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6026 11:36

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29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6026 11:38

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Like this.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 21:46

Janis: I hope my son does not die during night.
Guntis: What is "hope"?
Janis: Yes. I know what you say.
Guntis: No. I am serious. What is hope?
Janis: In truth, I do not know.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6065 13:16

A thread bumped leads fine maidens down magic turnip beans flying through wildflower stew and anomalous nouns.

See not what this thread falls from, see the endless bounty of mittens frayed with straws and gaandonmiansthrons.

Diabloan seandan loandanien gostlapnan fielgoon dosap!
MAWYE FORTNO DENAI meow~

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6079 02:37

mi a fasz wit sie heil casi miffea du?

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6079 08:00

>mi a fasz
>mi a fasz
>mi a fasz

...

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6080 18:51

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Wheobler in the mind to suffer
The d arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or tos against a sea of troubles,
Anding end tTo die: to sleep;
No by a sleey we end
The e and theand natural shocks
Thateir to, 'tissummation
Dev wish'd. Tto sleep;
To shance to : ay, there's the rub;
For in that sledeath reams may come
When we havffled ofmortal coil,
Must give us : there'respect
That makes cy of solife;
For who woulr the wnd scorns of time,
The oppressoong, thud man's contumely,
The pangs ofsed lov law's delay,
The insolencice anspurns
That patient mf the uy takes,
When he himight histus make
With a bare b? who fardels bear,
To grunt and underary life,
But that the df someafter death,
The undiscovountry hose bourn
No traveller r, puzzles the will
e ills we have
not of?
cowards of us all;
of resolution
pale cast of thought,
t pith and moment
rrents turn awry,
ction. - Soft you now!
h, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6083 20:36

Was ist der Mensch eigentlich Wert? Materialwert in Dollar und Cent. Als Ersatzteillager? Unbezahlbar! Fast alle Organe sind verwertbar: Nerven, Sehnen, Haut, Gefäße, Knochen, die Drüsen des endokrinen Systems, Hormone, Fermente, Enzyme, wertvolle Steuerstoffe. Und das alles wurde vor jahrtausenden von Jahren erschaffen.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6084 02:03

Zum teufel, mein Kugelschreiber ist kaputt.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6085 02:01

Haberdasher muppet gall predication!

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6098 10:53

When I was young I was a man
I could stand 13 miles high
Altogether we could cry,
"Wind-river guide us home,"
To the place we've never been.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6188 01:26

Everytime your brain hears a sound, it gets confused.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6189 03:11

Everytime it confused a brain, sound hears your gets.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6189 21:04

diddy wah diddy

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 22:48

Hearing a godawful racket outside your window, looking out and seeing a mob of gibbons performing Shakespeare's The Taming of The Shrew in cantonese.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 17:50

nagato yuki moaning and orgasming in bed

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 03:42

>>43

I am confused, because that is not confusing! Why is it in this thread?

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 20:23

>>44
It worked!

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 23:21

>>43
Only in my greatest and hottest of dreams.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6199 12:11

>>46 it only works once in a blue moon

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 02:05

when she touches me she is more man than woman the most man of any woman the most woman the most womanman the most woman who is a man who is a woman and she is both and both is she and both is so much better

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6229 02:12

>>47
That's really quite curious as I am using the Blue Moon theme.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6263 21:26

Does anyone else get horrendously nauseous when they see something that is rotating or oscillating at a certain speed? I'm talking moderately slowly, but I've never been able to measure the frequency. Things like long pendulums, huge gears, or recently disturbed hanging mobiles.
This is confusing because I do not get travel sick or anything like that. It is the only stimulus that makes me want to heave in this way.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 14:39

>>50 cigarettes

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 16:56

>>51 jack daniels and caffeine

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6264 22:28

>>52 the only confusing thing about that is why people drink piss

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6265 15:09

>>53 you were not confused by a country music reference? this is the elitist superstructure. we find country music DISTASTEFUL.

...sphincter.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6266 15:17

>>54
I don't understand, what does >>52 have to do with country music?

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 19:21

lost highway

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6270 20:57

>>56 once again, you're bending the keys of textboards in general

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6271 01:25

>>57
what

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6271 05:22

Brandish a branded radish band.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6271 13:02

to live in memories

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6274 20:31

panty and stocking with garterbelt

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6275 18:10

primer

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6280 18:13

A feathered bee.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 11:02

Magnets, how the fuck do they work? All that Maxwell's equation shit is giving me a fierce headache.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 22:21

>>64
is a juggalo.

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 22:29

>>65
That's not confusing at all!

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6293 23:26

Fiddlesticks.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 10:53

People is sometimes kind.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6294 12:43

>>1
That's not confusing. Pedophilia is not very common in Germany, but turnips are fucking sexy.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6398 13:30

Wearing your glasses over your contacts

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6473 02:59

general nigger monkeyshines

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6473 12:32

What's round at the ends and high in the middle?

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6482 19:00

WRGOABABD
[s]MLIAOI[/s]
WTBIMPANETP
MLIABOAIAQC
ITTMTSAMSTGAB

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6482 20:54

women's minds.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6482 21:43

No! Nothing! I refuse to be quoted!
That goes for you too, >>71,17,88!

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6483 02:03

>>73

And when thyself with shining foot shall pass
Among the Guests Star-scatter'd on the grass
And in your joyous Errand reach the Spot
Where I made One - turn down an empty Glass!

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6486 03:07

>>72 A fatass smoking dope?

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6486 13:14

>>77 OHIO

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