If >>1 is true, then >>3 is false.
If >>2 is false, then >>5 is true.
If >>9 is true, then >>1 is false.
If >>8 is false, then >>3 is true.
If >>7 is false, then >>999 is true no matter what.

Speak easy, my dear lad, so that your pack of a load doesn't snap you in your mother's pantry, but far so enough to fake iron the lamb's wool and tame the cardboard lion.