CTRL+V THREAD! [part 6] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6029 20:26

CTRL+V THREAD! [part 5]

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6030 02:29

Wow! How lame! They're just playing shuffleboard with brooms. And they ... Ooh. That was a nice shot. And the shouting and the snacks and they're all middle aged. This is so dumb. And ... Sweet. Completely knocked their rock out of there. ... Where was I? This isn't a sport. This ... This ... ... ... SWEEP HARDER, BITCHES!!!

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6030 08:11

ISABELL

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE INTERNET

THERE ARE MEAN AMERICANS ON THE INTERNET, ISABELL, THEY WILL SAT MEAN THINGS TO YOU AND BE MEAN.

AND YOU WILL NOT UNDERSTAND WHY

BECAUSE YOU ARE DUTCH

Now just get off the internet and sit down over there and I’ll get you some nice weed and -Oh god, what else do Dutch people eat- licorice and beer, ok sweetie?

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6030 17:44

Race to the toys

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6031 17:12

Ŧเςк ๔เςђ ฬєﻮ ๔ย ђ๏๓๏Ŧüгรt

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6031 18:04

Theo de Raadt

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6031 19:06

+1

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6031 23:15

!bbone HUXLEY, Aldous - Brave New World.lit

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6031 23:56

1261121547

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6032 15:42

How on earth could an average global temperature rise of 0.7 degrees, smaller than other mean temperatures changes in the past 1000 years, smaller than local mean temperature changes, much smaller than day/night and summer/winter changes have any effect of survival of species ?

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6032 23:02

RJD2 F.H.H.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 00:27

Homosexuality
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13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 09:15

http://djallyn.org/archives/2184

щ(`Д´щ) WHY????

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 11:27

Somos una capirotada de falta de verguenza y pendejes (:

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 15:58

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R__IrgCireM

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 16:02

http://img.secretareaofvipquality.net/src/1267678709677.jpg

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 17:29

Attention! You have an alarm waiting for you in GoldMine.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 23:52

monologue

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 21:03

Hey, top tip for you all, you can make digestive bisuits by heating chocolate digestives in a microwave for 10 seconds and then scraping the melted chocolate off

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 04:46

(1) Color of Yellow Paint:

The color of the yellow paint shall closely match Federal Standard 595b, Color No. 33538. The color shall be checked visually, and will be checked against Tristimulus Values for the color according to Federal Test Method Standard No. 141.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 07:41

Why do rich people have an unfair advantage if people could sell there testicles?

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 09:50

massey ferguson

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 10:04

Xmx

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 11:54

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_of_the_Nine

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 20:18

>>1047
Yeah, well actually that was Plan A. However, all the books have been borrowed out, and I can see that with 1500 or so people in the same course chances are slim that I would get hold of one. In addition, the reserve library area is having construction work done on it. So, the reserve textbooks are just sitting in a box, and nobody can use them until the construction is complete.

With the third week of the semester coming, I can't really afford to wait it out for a textbook.

Now that I think about it, i'd rather use an American textbook on my laptop than scan the prescribed ones.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 00:40

DOLCE & GABBANA jewel encrusted breast pump. With 'froth' setting (ideal for cappuccinos). Up to 7 pints per minute! £800. BOX 667.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 00:41

pervseek.com

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6038 02:06

When a man is liberated from the restraints of society, he usually becomes a libertarian.

When a woman is liberated from the restraints of society, she usually becomes a libertine.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 07:53

When I was running a game-winning flag back to the cap in Warsong Gulch (WoW) and I got rogue-stun-locked to death a foot away from the cap. By the way, I was playing that round for like 1+ hours. It was locked up with flag campers for so long.

I shook with rage as I couldn't believe what I was seeing. I slapped my keyboard and screamed "BHAARRRAGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!" IRL

I got the guys name and opened a ticket saying "Soandso is using a hacking program to do whatever etc etc" even though I was blatantly lying and just enraged over him owning my rear end. Nothing ever came of it.

I punched my bedroom door as well about 5 mins after it happened. I ended up crying because I hurt my hand.

I think I logged into Battlefield 2 to 'pwn some noobs at a game I'm good at' and vented there as well. I got camped at my spawn by some insane group of clannies. I went apeshit and joined the other team and TK'd them. I got banned and raged again. I think I took a week or so break from gaming then.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 13:26

>>28

When I became liberated from the restraints of society, I became a librarian.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6041 02:09

http://www.eonet.ne.jp/~lumiereha/over.html

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6041 16:22

オタクイズビューティフル

(also, >>31 is totally NSFW)

33 Name: ಠ_ಠ : 1993-09-6041 18:37

ಠ_ಠ

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6042 16:26

Drysdale V8

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6042 21:04

What makes these whores think that virgins would want them anyway? I wouldn't want to have a relationship with a woman if she's only dating me because of my inexperience.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6043 00:08

information is the most important aspect of page creation. Information should be informative, or at least

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achieving maximum information consumption rate

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37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6043 17:37

Some years ago, in a small coastal Irish community, Paddy married a woman, Maggie, half his age, All was well at first until Maggie took delivery of a ‘woman’s’ magazine and began to read things about sex. It soon became clear that she had never climaxed during sex and, according to her Grandmother, all Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while..
To resolve the problem, Paddy and Maggie went to see the Veterinarian since there was no doctor within thirty miles who could be relied upon not to gossip.
However, the Vet didn’t have a clue, but he did recall how, during hot summers, his mother and father would fan a cow (with a big towel) that was having difficulty breeding. Apparently, this cooled her down and helped her to relax. So he recommended they hire a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were having sex. This, the Vet said, should cause the young wife to cool down, relax and possibly achieve the sought after climax.
So the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to wave a huge bath towel over them as the Vet suggested.
After many efforts, Maggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet who suggested she change partners and let the young man have a go while Paddy waved the big towel.
They tried it that night and Maggie went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after the other for about two and a half hours.
When it was over, Paddy looked down at the exhausted young man and in a boasting voice shouted, “And that, me auld son, is how ya wave a feckin’ towel”

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6043 20:04

pete namlook

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6044 01:37

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39546118

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6044 06:10 

Australian gamers will dress as zombies to raise awareness about the lack of an R18+ rating for video games in the country. The protest will begin at Hyde Park Fountain on March 27 and lumber through Sydney, raising awareness of the need for a higher classification rating and hopefully causing a bit of havoc at the same time!

this is the most pathetic thing, goddamn

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6046 11:57

Wait, you're serious? You can actually wear your babies? Are they like an armor option or something? You can actually use the babies you get from prostituting yourself like a magic-addicted crackwhore as a goddamn shield, is what you're telling me. And, furthermore, you can enchant them? Fuck you, I can shoot fire from my goddamn baby! You can actually shove the souls of your slain enemies into babies and use them to kill people. Is that what you're telling me?

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6047 15:39

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTibPIiCEzE&feature=player_embedded#at=209

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6048 16:43

http://www.google.com/search?q="Scary+roid+dude"

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6048 21:18

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Safari_XPS_Attack

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 03:58

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFnZUYlXot0

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 00:31

The work was attacked with a bread knife by an unemployed school teacher, Wilhelmus de Rijk, in 1975, resulting in a large zig-zag of slashes. It was successfully restored but some evidence of the damage is still observable close-up. De Rijk committed suicide in April 1976.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 05:34

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMHkTOYA-cc

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 06:06

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49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6050 06:11

Exuberantly cinder preponderance!

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