CTRL+V THREAD! [part 5]
Journey of the Sorcerer
I'd really like to try how it's like to feel loved and protected.
Chopped and Screwed
i think water has expiration date on it because if u dont check it and think that it is fresh and u drink it alot of bad things can happend like u can get cancer and dont tell me that im wrong cause my aunti told me dat her friend drank a hot bottle of water in the car and got cancer next u can get a fle or be really sick so thats why a water bottle have an expiration date on it so watch out and see the the expiration date on it.
I don't have to be the hero, but at least let me be the main character of my own life.
The Monroe Doctrine clearly states that no nation shall be permitted to interfere in Egypt until the USA loses the civil war.
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Oh come on. I doubt even 1 in 5 of the people here will die alone. Eventually you'll get so lonely that you'll lower your standards far enough to where they permit you to date a completely unattractive, uncharismatic individual, and every night you'll grip her vehemently, trying both to impart meaning to life and to fight against it's inevitable end. The heat of her body alone will be enough to ferment your love.
Then, decades from now in a faded intra nap period sometime in the late afternoon, as you rest your wasted limbs in a decrepit chair, you'll listen as she- still an amorphous stranger, babbles intrusively inane and vulgar things, and you'll realize that dying alone would have been better.
I'll be sure to let you know how many people are there to see me die
carbon based lifeforms
12 girls x 300g per girl = 3600g total = 1800g per boob
That's 7.9 pounds of boob.
body fat has a density of 0.918g for each cubic centimeter
each boob would have a total volume of 1960.78 cubic centimeters, or cc.
Assuming they have a spherical shape, that'd be a circumference of 48.78579 cm per boob, or about 19.2 inches, and a diameter of 15.529 cm, or just over 6 inches.
To give you an idea of size, the average human head has a 57cm circumference.
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i gotta say, as fun as CarnEvil is, i’d never put it above the HotD games. CarnEvil resorts to pure cheapness a metric fuckton more than any other rail shooter i’ve ever played, and towards the end, it’s a trial of buying your way through it. i’ve played on at least a couple perfectly working machines kept in good shape, and it’s pretty brutally unfair. and that’s with two players. i can’t imagine it with one.
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do you want to be making fuck?
I've been to Tianaman Square. They sell watches with Mao on them, waving his hand every second. His image has been so syndicated, capitalized upon and made into a profit mill by powerful Chinese corporations that his corpse is actually physically spinning in its grave, at nearly 50,000 RPMs.
Compared to the less impressive (but still respectable) 22,000 RPMs of Che Guevara, this does in fact confirm Mao Zedong as the world's greatest revolutionary.
I know you're afraid ArmInAss, but my son- this is just step on the long road to becoming a GayNigger.
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I don't give a shit if it's 2010. I don't want to have a relationship with a slut willing to let some random piece of shit fuck her just because he knows her for a fucking month.
I knew her for four years and all she did was leave me when the shit that is life started flying at me.
Mathematical Techniques: An Introduction for the Engineering, Physical, and Mathematical Sciences
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kimi wo terasu mayowanu you ni sousa kimi wa hitori ja nai yo
The fate of the world rests in one man's testicles. In a freak sealing accident, the Queen of Terror is sealed into Satou Kohta's testicles, thus preventing her from reigning destruction onto the world. However, a lesser devil, Elyse, who was with the Queen of Terror on Earth is determined to release the Queen at all costs. The only way to do so is to make Kohta ejaculate, and Elyse only has thirty days to do it.
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@DarkArcz What do you call http://www.typemoon.com/products/mahoyo/index.html then? New game, to be released this winter.
I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
After 35 years of OEM manufacture, Hong Kong company Zerone has launched its own brand of watches. However, Golden Time does not have the capital to take such an initiative.
This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy.
I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility.
After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the food and drug administration.
At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issued by the federal reserve bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the public school.
Then, after spending the day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the department of labor and the occupational safety and health administration, I drive back to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and the fire marshall's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.
I then log onto the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and post on freerepublic and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.
My balls are bouncing to the tune of the background song ^_^
I'm going to wait until it's over to hit reply.
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there we go.
Dressing up properly.
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My dearest,
you annoy me like nobody else, but I still like you and I will kinda miss you.
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SET SERVEROUTPUT ON
DECLARE
anudepth anuses.depth%TYPE;
anusize anuses.size%TYPE;
anuwidth anuses.width%TYPE;
dicklen dicks.lenght%TYPE;
dickwid dicks.width%TYPE;
dickwei dicks.weight%TYPE;
dickheadwid dicks.headwidth%TYPE;
CURSOR anus_cursor IS
SELECT size, width FROM anuses
WHERE depth < 6
ORDER BY depth;
CURSOR dick_cursor(anudepth NUMBER) IS
SELECT lenght, width, weight, headwidth FROM dicks
WHERE lenght > 20 AND depth = anudepth;
BEGIN
OPEN anus_cursor;
LOOP
FETCH anus_cursor INTO anudepth, anuwidth;
EXIT WHEN anus_cursor%NOTFOUND;
DBMS_OUTPUT.PUT_LINE( anudepth || ' is the depth of your ' || anuwidth || '-width anus!');
IF dick_cursor%ISOPEN THEN CLOSE dick_cursor; END IF;
OPEN dick_cursor(anudepth); LOOP
FETCH dick_cursor INTO dicklen, dickwid, dickwei, dickheadwid;
EXIT WHEN dick_cursor%NOTFOUND;
DBMS_OUTPUT.PUT_LINE( 'So I heard your dick is ' ||dicklen || ' long, ' || dickwid || ' thick, ' || dickwei || ' heavy, and your fucking dickhead is ' || dickheadwid || ' thick.' );
END LOOP;
CLOSE dick_cursor;
END LOOP;
CLOSE anus_cursor;
DBMS.OUTPUT_PUT.LINE( 'I can here from here how the girl is FUCKING going to cry...' )
END;
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Ingredients:
1/2 cup butter
2/3 cup white sugar
2 eggs
1 cup buttermilk
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 cup cornmeal
1 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
Directions:
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease an 8 inch square pan.Melt butter in large skillet. Remove from heat and stir in sugar. Quickly add eggs and beat until well blended. Combine buttermilk with baking soda and stir into mixture in pan. Stir in cornmeal, flour, and salt until well blended and few lumps remain. Pour batter into the prepared pan.Bake in the preheated oven for 30 to 40 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean.ハックス・マィ・エイナス
I want my Top to fill both my ass and pussy up with his piss when we have the chance again. The thought of him using his slut as a toilet and filling me with warm piss is so hot. I get excited just thinking about serving him this way.
What's this "I miss my best friend" shit I get texted? What, like, you miss boring me to death? You miss making me hate my life? I hate it now but at least I hate it less than when I was your "best friend"!!! Good riddance and good night!
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lol. Anyway, back to the Fantastic Neet Voyage.
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Is it OK if I get that pack of pictures and text by Saturday?
I KISSE GIRL, GIRL PRETTY. GIRL SCREAM, I JUST WANT TO KISS. I AINT GONNA DO YOU NO WRONG, I JUST WANNA KISS...
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If by eternity is understood not endless temporal duration
(retarded ejaculation)
Written by Dr David Delvin, GP and family planning specialist
overzealous
Shottty101
1 year ago 14
Often, people disregard things like anime because they have such low expectations for it. Anyone I played this song for would think it was beautiful, yet things like Air get classified as "cartoons" to most people. It's sad on the things people miss out on because of preconceptions.
Spirithero8921
1 year ago 6
Don't care what anyone says Air's music is just one of the best composed pieces of music ever written. (along with Beethoven and Bach and Motzart and the rest.)
arieuqes1
11 months ago 3
Keep in mind only western minded cultures categorize anime as cartoons and meant only for children as opposed to the japanese that have taken this idea of story telling as an artform and to new heights. Reinventing and seperating itself from what western society understands what a cartoon is.
Whoa, creepy.
I was listening to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K9s9_i-5Qg when I posted that.
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is left as an exercise for the reader.
Of all the people I pity the most in this rigged societal sophistication pyramid, it is the average woman. Feminists in the mid 20th century, resenting thousands of years of chattel after the introduction of property and harboring rampant jealousy for the male sex's rational detachment, set forth a series of expectations and laws that make the average woman feel overly important during her prime years of her life. Being genetically inclined to emotionality and materialism, as well as disinclined in fields of mathematics and engineering, means the professional scenario detailed up above is more the exception than the rule. The rest of the female population sets out "having fun" in their 20s and generate unrealistic expectations for men as they enter their 30s. A woman will then settle with a man they dislike, and are lucky to sire any children if at all. She will divorce him because she has become so accustomed to multiple partners that one man will never satisfy her. These divorced women then seek out "cougar" lifestyles where they can delude themselves into thinking they are still attractive to younger males by sexing the supplicating types they had rejected in their youth. Eventually, a stage is reached in their 50s where no man will touch her. She has no children visit her because she was a terrible self absorbed mother or had none at all, no extended family as a support net due to being of one or two children herself, no influence over men any longer, and is incapable of sharing a pair bond into the the gray twilight. All she has is her circle of friends in similar circumstances that reinforce her warped ideas that men have wronged her for not wanted to commit. That and her cats. Unwittingly(?), most females have traded a life of indentured domestic servitude with delayed evolutionary contentment for one and half decades of primal pleasure seeking followed by 5 decades of inadequacy filled with a gradual destruction of self worth and failure at the basic tenant of a existence (reproduction).
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SKELETON
Hiroshima and Nagasaki atomic bomb dropped by the United States,
Do you think the United States at that time as it was the right choice
Or do you think was the wrong choice.
USA UK Germany Japan Korea
8・2 60・5 4・3 62・3 50・3 Right 8.2 4.3 62.3 60.5 50.3
57・8 19・１ 66・2 25・7 31・9 19.1 57.8 66.2 25.7 31.9 was wrong
21・9 12・6 11・7 11・0 9・4 9.4 11.0 21.9 12.6 11.7 not say anything
11・6 7・9 15・7 0・9 8・5 Do not know 15.7 11.6 7.9 0.9 8.5
http://www2u.biglobe.ne.jp/~akiyama/no31.htm
It is critical that Japan now more bombing in Germany.
That the United States dropped the right (but self-deception) is understandable,
I'm also in favor of a 60% Chung. Jung seems to hate the Japanese.
There are differences by race in America. Blacks, Hispanics are quite a few people that the bombing was wrong.
White Protestant, white Catholic 7-8 percent support the bombing. 50% also supported Jewish
The bomb was from two Democratic lawmakers insisted that the House lacked,
I wish to see it if you do not like Japanese anime.
The vast majority of Americans think the bombing is correct.
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I'm pretty sure you got g-lined because.....well you were appealing a ban on /jenk/......which is sorta silly. I mean its a board about sniffing poo, and you posted that people shouldn't sniff poo. You have to understand why you appealing that would seem silly.
Dear Internet, put the Impact font down and step away from the mspaint. Your captions are rarely funny, and more often than not, detract completely from any humour I may have found in the image you butchered. I don't much appreciate the totalitarian "THIS IS THE JOKE, DO YOU SEE" attitude that seeps from your underdeveloped brain, through your fingertips and into the F, A, I and L keys on your computer; permeating that one corner of cyberspace, relentlessly seeking praise from the lowest common denominator. This may surprise you, but I have an imagination.
Sincerely, not another 14-year-old chump. [/]
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"under the moon loli to issho"
both Kanji and the Osaka dialect,
#define shiftr(x,c) ((x)<0? -((-(x))>>(c)): (x)>>(c))
Indentation force Rebellion
qualities seem to identify people who will make wonderful cogs in the machine.
Mars Society
Things get kinky after GM fiat
