[Part III] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] - The Elitist Superstructure of DQN @ 4-ch

[Part III] ( ・ω・) Clonepa [Crap ass] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 22:44 [No]

( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6034 22:46 [No]

( ・-・) Your last stupid thread was http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1211710567

( ・-・) But it will be at http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1211710567 if I have my way.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 00:50 [No]

( ・ω・) You're very helpful. You're my best friend!

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 03:04 [No]

( ・ω・) That last thread was a whirlwind of fun and good times. I'm sure this one will be even better!

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 06:39 [No]

( ・-・) Don’t mention it.

( ・-・) Seriously. Don’t you ever fucking mention it.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 09:19 [No]

( ・ω・) You are a wonderful person.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 09:19 [No]

( ・ω・) They should make a statue!

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 19:33 [No]

The much anticipated third season of Everybody Loves
Clonepa got off to a rocky start as the beloved child actor
arrived on set and completely f-
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　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　clik　　　　∧＿∧ 　　　　
/　　/ 　　| |　　　　　　　+　◇⊂（・ω・　ヽ　That's enough news for today.
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9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6035 22:15 [No]

( ・-・) How did your last show end, anyway? My cable cut off just as you dropped that meat thing you were holding.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 01:06 [No]

( ・ω・) So you DO watch it!

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 11:57 [No]

( ・-・) Of course, what else is there to do now that Grandpa is a living dead who doesn't need pills no more?

( ・-・) Face it, your show is only watched by unemployed.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 18:41 [No]

( ・ω・) What? Children are unemployed!?

( ・ω・) I must petition for the repeal of child labor laws!

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 20:11 [No]

In the news, the Diet of Japan, the Congress of the
United States, and several European parliaments sat
at today's talks convened by Clonepa to review child
labor's effects over the past century. In a unanimous
decision, all governments participating agreed to phase
child labor back into legality.

Oh, that Clonepa! What won't he d--
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　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　clik　　　　∩ ∩ 　　　　
/　　/ 　　| |　　　　　　　+　◇⊂（・-・　ヽ　Just as planned.
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14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 20:28 [No]

+clik+ Just as planned.
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　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　clik　　　　∧＿∧ 　　　　
/　　/ 　　| |　　　　　　　+　◇⊂（´ω`　ヽ　Just as planned.
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15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6036 21:52 [No]

(・∀・) I don't like the sound of this.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 22:30 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) I wanna get paid less for doing the same job!

( ﾟヮﾟ) I wanna file all day long!

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6037 23:22 [No]

（ ´_⊃｀） Hey new guy, put this in the manilla folder over there

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6038 19:39 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) Dental Plan!!!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6038 21:50 [No]

（ ´_⊃｀）Sorry, we had to cut that last year. Bad economy and all

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 04:13 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) Coffee Machine!!!

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 04:13 [No]

( ・ω・) But no coffee for children. It'll stunt your growth!

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 06:29 [No]

( ﾟω॰) Hewwo ebwyone! I'm tardpa cuz Gwampa put cafinne (sp?) in my cwoning bat

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 06:31 [No]

( ´ω`) No... I'm pretty sure that even with the endless, unexplored depths of my senility, I'd remember if I did something like that.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 06:32 [No]

( ・-・) Fuckhead street dealer told me it was cyanide.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 15:49 [No]

（ ´_⊃｀）New guy, go get me some lunch. I want a chicken chef salad, hold the cheese, hold the dressing, extra croutons, and a high-protein peach-mango energy drink. Get to it

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 16:13 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) Burger and fries coming up!

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 18:41 [No]

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28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 19:01 [No]

（ ´_⊃｀）....

（ ´_⊃｀） Yes.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 23:20 [No]

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30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 23:57 [No]

( ・ω・) Tonight's show will be a rerun. I'm spending the night with my family.

( ´ω`) The hell you are!

( ・ω・) ...

( ・ω・) Tune in tonight for a very special Everybody Loves Clonepa!

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 00:06 [No]

　　　　　　　∧,∧
　　　　　,:'　・ω・';
　　　 l＾ヽ'"'"~/＾i'ﾂ'､　Okay!!!!
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32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 01:52 [No]

( ・-・) ...mindless drones

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 14:33 [No]

( ・ω・) Good morning everyone

（ ´_⊃｀）Clonepa, you're fired

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 15:02 [No]

( ・ω・) You're not my boss. My boss looks like me with bushy eyebrows.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 16:01 [No]

| ◎∧
|´･ิω･ิ) Clonepa, I'm afraid I have bad news...
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 16:15 [No]

( ・ω・) Am I pregnant?

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 16:39 [No]

| ◎∧
|´･ิω･ิ) No, that's the good news.
|.　V　ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 18:38 [No]

( ﾟヮﾟ) You have AIDS!

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6041 00:58 [No]

( ・-・) You're a funny kid, Mittens; I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6041 02:08 [No]

( ・-・)( ﾟ -ﾟ)
　　　 ( ﾟ -ﾟ)　　　　

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6041 17:25 [No]

( ﾟ -ﾟ) I suppose I should kill you right now, then.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6041 17:27 [No]

Annoying comic foil Beady Eyes, best known for his role on
Everybody Loves Clonepa, was found dead in an alley in
Cabrini Green. His mouth was stuffed full of colorful mi-
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　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　clik　　　　∧＿∧ 　　　　
/　　/ 　　| |　　　　　　　+　◇⊂（・ω・　ヽ　That's enough news for today.
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43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6042 00:32 [No]

-of colorful middle school students. You'll laugh, cry and
love the Peter Graves Middle School production of "Parts:
The Klonus Musical!" Tickets are available through-
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/　　/ 　　| |　　／　　　　　　　　　　(・ω・ ) That sounds dumb.
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44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6042 01:05 [No]

( ・ω・) The sheer mechanics are mind-boggling!

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6042 03:39 [No]

( ・ω・) The very idea of growing clones just for organ transplants.

( ・ω・) Ha ha ha ha.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6042 05:52 [No]

|´ω`) Oh hey, I'm gonna be smoking a few boxes of cigars on Friday.

|´ω`) ...have the lungs ready by then.

|彡

|ω`) oh... and the spare testicles.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 04:11 [No]

( ・ω・) ........... ha ha ha.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 04:53 [No]

( ・-・) *hic*
( ・-・) cllll.. clonepaww. yer my besht fr... *smack* uhhhh
( ・-・) ...frendn ...

( ・-・) if you *hic* ...
( ・-・) if you had a shoul.. you'd prawlly go to heaven wen ya die...

( ・-・) im sherioushhhh

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6049 04:55 [No]

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Don't tell Beady Eyes, but I got Rei to put paint thinner in his drinks.

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