( EΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
( EΦE) See that kids? If you want your parents to love you, put paint thinner in their drinks!
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( EΦE)ΒU Ifll drink to that! glug glug glug
( EΦE) Ahhhh... smack smack
( -Φ-) mmmm... my second most favorite brand of glue....
( EΦE) But my very least favorite brand of paint thinner! Ew!
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|LΦ`) Rei must never know that Ifve been running ridiculously long takes of my butt as ads for her diner!
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( E-E) ONE DAY YOU WILL BE MISSING AN ASS
( E-E) AND CLONEPA WILL NOT HAVE A REPLACEMENT FOR YOU
( EΦE) You want to use my butt as a replacement for yours? That's sad.
( EΦE) I have no butt. Have you forgot that, Grandpa?
( EΦE) Pills are nowhere near as cool as smoking, kids.
( LΦ`) I remember when ladies would set their hot, fresh-baked pills out on the windowsill to cool down, and young men would often steal them to cure their ravenous cravings.
( EΦE) I am Clonepa!
( EΦE) I am Clonepa!
( EΦE) I am Clonepa!
( EΦE) I am Clonepa!
( EΦE) ( EΦE) ( EΦE) ( EΦE) Together, we stand tall!
five minutes earlier
( E-E) Alright, Ifm gonna kill whoever slipped me a mickey. Ifll bet it was you, Clonepa.
( E-E) Clonepa, tell me which one of you did it and I will let the rest of you live.
five minutes later
( E-E) WHY DO I KEEP SETTING MYSELF UP FOR THESE THINGS
( EΦE) Remember that cartoon where Mickey Mouse slipped on one of Goofy's turds and sailed all over town on it, knocking stuff over? That was pretty funny.
( EΦE) No wait, that was Beady Eyes last week.
( EΦE) He could really use a vaquation.
Who is Obama and how has he got such power over the Federal Government?
I don't think our President Clinton would bother bankrupting our Government when there's Iraqi stuff to blow up with expensive Cruise Missiles!
( ί ί) I LIKE YELLING ABOUT MITTENS
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Did someone say mittens?
( EΦE) DHL just came by and dropped off a case full of prosthetic butts.
( EΦE) I wonder why...
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( LΦ`) Ah yes, my new experimental Blobpa.
( LΦ`) He's actually made out of C4. If you poke him in the right place with a stick he'll explode.
( LΦ`) oh god not the fire alarm again
( EΦE) Your experiment worked! I'm so happy for you!
( EΦE) Too bad my bestext friend blew up, though.
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( EΦE) That looks like it hurts!
( EΦE) I'mma give you a hug.
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OH GAAAAAAAAAAAWD MY SKIN IS COMING OFF
I wub you, bubby!
FUCK FUCK FUCK GET OFF ME YOU FUCK--AGHHHHHHH
( EΦE) So I had myself specially injected with cancerous cells, and guess what? It worked!
( E-E) You dumbfuck, that wasnft you. That was a narcotic painkiller they injected me with in the burn ward. Stop making shit up.
( EΦE) It's not cancer? What are these lumps all over me then?
( EΦE) When do I get to smoke some medicinal marijuana for this cancer? Will those lumps ever get so big that I can't get through the front door of the weed store?
( EΦE) I have opened PILLS!
( E-E) MY SYSTEMIC SHITDOWN™ BENZOS! YOU FUCKER!!! I WAS SAVING THOSE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!
( EΦE) That would explain the pile of my guts on the ground, yes. I sort of shoved them out of the way.
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO ME ( E-}EΦE) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.
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( EΦE) I feel strange.
( EΦE) Like I can do anything... but I want to do nothing.
( EΦE) I have this urge to mess up someone else's story for some reason.
( EΦE) But I won't. That would be mean.
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( EΦE) On the other hand, it'd be fun to ruin someone else's good time.
( EΦE) ...I have to poop. But I don't have a butt.
( EΦE) I have no butt and I must poop!
( EΦE) That was a Harlan Ellison reference, kids!
( EΦE) He writes a lot of Star Wars books!
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( E-E) Phew! That was a narrow escape.
( E-E) I'm not going to tell you how I did it, so don't ask.
( EΦE) ...who are you again?
( E-E) I'm going to have to ask you to shut the fuck up now.
( EΦE) okay.
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( EΦE) you win.
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