( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

( ・-・) YOU! ARE! A! CLOOOOOOOONE!!!

( ・ω・) I'm Dave from Sheffield. Would you like to buy some candy?

( ・ω・) Here's a box of Crunchy Frog chocolates for your wife or girlfriend.

( ・ω・) Cor blimey by cracky.

( ・ω・) I'm aboot to go to Tim Horton's for donuts here in Sheffield, eh?

( ・-・) That is the worst fake English accent I've ever heard. Stop doing it.

( ・-・) Quit it.

( ・ω・) Yumpin Yimineee.

( ・ω・) Dadgum it all to H E double hockey sticks!

( ・ω・) Tut tut! I do believe we have quite the snazzy rambles round this part of London!

( ・ω・) Y'all come back now, ya heah?

Viewers were puzzled as today's episode of Everybody
Loves Clonepa went off track into an endless stream of
bad accents. DQN-TV could not be reached for com-
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　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　clik　　　 　∧＿∧ 　　　　
/　　/ 　　| |　　　　　　　+　◇⊂（・ω・　ヽ　That's enough news for today.
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( ・-・) I know I am.

( ・ω・) I'm too sexy for my thread.

( ・ω・) Ai-da-da-ai-da, ai-da-da-ai-da!

( ・ω・) da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron.

　　　 ( ・ω・) 　Good day to be alive!
　　　.ノ^　yヽ、
　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
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　　　 ( ・ω・) 　It sure is.
　　　.ノ^　yヽ、
　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
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　　　 ( ・ω・) 　Yes, sir!
　　　.ノ^　yヽ、
　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
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( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

( ・ω・) On tonight's very special show, watch as Beady Eyes learns a valuable lesson about life. Our musical guest is the dirt metal band SMUDGE.

( ・ω・) Also, all of us clones will be performing a musical, synchronized head slapping extravaganza featuring none other than the world famous Darkpa!

( ・ω・) Tune in right after a new Grandpa's Story Hour!

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　|　|　 ∧__∧　∩　　 　　　|　| 　　　a rerun, and we still get paid!
　|　|　（,,´ω`)彡☆ 　 　 　 |　|　 　　　　　　 　 ∧＿∧　　∧＿∧
　|　|　　⊂彡☆))∀・) 　 　 |　|　　　　　　　 　 （´ω`　） 　（・∀・　） Cool!!
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　|　|　 ∧__∧　∩　　 　　　|　| 　　　I don't remember this episode.
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　|　|　　⊂彡☆))ω) 　 　　 |　|　　　　　　　 　 （´ω　）　（・∀・　） Me neither, but it sure is a good one.
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( ・-・) ....

( ・-・) Up yours.

( ・ω・) You're not supposed to use that line yet!

( ・ω・) I'm supposed to say "may the grace of allah light up your life" first.

( ・-・) Wait, what am I supposed to say now then?

( ・ω・) The writers have been copying the "Carry On" series again!

( ・ω・) And there's only one writer for this episode.

（´ω`　）...

( ・ω・) "may the grace of allah light up your life" first.

( ・-・) ضربة بها مؤخرتك

( ・ω・)) what language is that you're speaking beady?

( ・-・) In about forty years, that won't be a joke.

!☆And now for a commercial break☆!

( ・-・) my stunt double has the wrong ears.

( ・-・) Your entire existence is a mask.

( ・-・) With chiselled slits for eyes.

I am the mask; the mask is my other self.
It was a mask that proposed to write about ( ・-・), 　（　・∀・） , ( ´ω`) and everything that happened that winter.
“It won’t make you feel any better,” it told me “it might even make it worse for a while. But you mustn’t let the sadness die inside you. You have to give it life. You have to…”
‘Let it all out?’
It smiled “something like that,”
“I don’t know, Mask” I sighed “I’m not sure I can write a story,”
“Ah now that’s just stupid, anybody can write a story. It depends how they show it. All you do is tell the truth. Tell it like it was,”
“But I don’t know how it was, I can’t even tell the truth. I don’t know all the details, the facts-“
“Stories AREN’T JUST facts, ( ・ω・) , they’re not details. Stories are feelings. You got feelings haven’t you?”
“Too many,” I admitted
“Well that’s what you need, don’t write some story with twist and turns, write it like it is,” my mask smiled “cry yourself a story, ( ・ω・) .”
That’s what I did. I cried myself a story, and the mask stroked my tears away.

Viewers were alerted and unafraid as today's epi-
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　＿＿＿＿　　　　　　clik　　　 　∧＿∧ 　　　　
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( ・-・) We already know that, you dunce.

( ・-・) Also, 200get!

（　・∀・）Congratulations >>199!

( ・ω・) They should make a statue!!

( ・ω・) I agree with this notion!

( ・ω・) I like temporary tattoos!

( ・-・) You know, most people watch your show just to see clones die in horrible funny ways.

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　(　´・ω)　　（∪　Ｕ)　　 ( つと ﾉ　　(ω・｀ )
　｜　Ｕ）　∧∧ｕ-＿＿＿_ ∧,,,∧ 　 (∪　ﾉ∧∧ 　Grandpa, is this true?
　　ｕ-ｕ (　　´・)　（　　(⌒ （　´ω`）＼　　(・｀　　)
　　　　　（ 　　∪ 　＼　ヽﾉ（,,⊃⌒O〜⌒ヽと　　 ﾉ
　　 　 　 ｕ-ｕ'　 　　＼ ／／;;;::*:::*:::*:::*:ヽu-u' 　∧∧
　　　　　　　　　　∧∧　(　(:::;;:;∧∧.::::::::∧∧ (ω・｀ )
　　　 　 ∧∧　　(　　　)　＼::;;;::(　　　)　:::::(・｀　　)と　　)
　 　 　 (　　´・)　(　　∪　 　＼ι 　　)　─〜と　　　) - ｕ'
　　 　 ｜　Ｕ） 　ｕ-ｕ' 　 　 　 ｀ｕ-ｕ'　￣￣~.ｕ-ｕ'

( ・ω・) Grandpa, did you know that paste tastes good?

( ´ω`) Since when were you the ones that asked annoying questions?

( ・ω・) Hey! Listen! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Hey! Listen!

( ´ω`) You know, you're gonna die in a horribly funny way really quite soon.

( ´ω`) Now that that's taken care of I wonder where junior is?

( ・ω・) Tune in at 11pm for a new Clonepa After Dark!

( ・ω・) Bow chicka wow wow.

（・∀・) can I come?　

( ・ω・) Ask your mom or dad.

( ・ω・) But don't ask your grandpa.

( ´ω`) Who asked who about what now?

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) PAMPERS!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) They're like mittens for your butt!

( ・ω・) That's very interesting.

( ・ω・) You should write a book about it. You could call it "Mitten's Butt Mittens Book!"

(　・-・) have I ever told you exactly how much I despise you? Because I completely despise you. I despise you as much as physically impossible.

( ´ω`) Don't be mean to Wossname Mitten Girl. It's not her fault she's... special. Her mother was frightened by a yarn factory, you know.

|・-・) .......

|彡

( ・ω・) The old man didn't ask you, bud. He told you.

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( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) (・ω・ ) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・-・) (・ω・ ) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・)

( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)
( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)
( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)
( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)
( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( #・ω・) (・-・ ) I think it's mine.( ・-・) ( ・-・)
( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・) ( ・-・)

( ´ω`) junior, you weren't cloning beady-eyes were you?

( ・ω・) We'll be showing more of that in our late-night special.

( ・ω・) But now, commercials.

( ・ω・) You seem pretty desperate to get rid of those placebos, buddy bunny Beady babby bubba burble bloomin' bidjit bowwow bip
( ・ω・)
( ・ω・) fzeep
( ・ω・)
( xωx)

( ・ω・) I can't believe I ate that whoooole thing.

( ・ω・) The whoooole thing.