( ・ω・) Hello everyone! My name is Clonepa.

( ・ω・) Plop plop fizz fizz.

( ・ω・) I have no butt, so that's how my poop is.

( ・ω・) Welcome back to the show!

(applause)

( ・ω・) We don't have anything planned for the rest of the show, so we're going to let Beady Eyes have the stage.

( ・ω・) You might want to change channels now.

( ・-・) Wait, wha--

( ・-・)

( ・-・) I waited so long for this moment, and now that it finally, FINALLY comes....

( ・-・) I forgot what I was gonna say.

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　　　　　　||. (･ω･`| That's our show for tonight, kids! G'bye!!!
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-=THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE=-

( ・-・) but

( ・ω・) There you go about butts again. What's your fascination with them?

( ・ω・) I really want to know.

( ・ω・) Like why you stuck a carrot up yours?

(・∀・) and why you keep groping mine

( ・-・) I NEVER groped your carrot!

(・∀・) My ass, you carrot stuffer.

( ・-・) What carrot?

(´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading tits.

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( ・-・) perfect..

( ´ω`) and that's why you should never put your clone in the dryer

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( ・ω・) I can't understand you. You're all staticky and stuff.

( ・ω・) Also, you have a huge nose.

( ・ω・) Thank you, Beady Eyes! My hair was getting a bit on the dry side.

( ・-・) What.

( ´ω`) You have never had any idea of the power of good hair, and you never will!

( ・ω・) Isn't he nice? He's my best friend!

( ・-・) WHAT

( ・-・) WHAT

( ・-・) I swear, I will get my revenge on you all!

( ・-・) WHAT

( ・ω・)

( ・ω・) Your mom makes tasty cupcakes.

( ・-・) WHAT

( ・ω・) You should try one!

( ・-・) WHAT

( ・ω・) AsphinctersaysWHAT!

( ・-・) Where did you learn that?

( ・ω・) That movie from last year, dummy.

( ・ω・) Home Alone 2
( ・ω・) Electric Boogaloo

( ・-・) Your taste in movies sucks.

( ・ω・) Whatever you say, Mr. Ishtar.

( ・-・) YOU READ MY SCRIPT??

( ・-・) Fucker.

( ・ω・) The whooooooooooooole thing.

( ・ω・) The whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooole thing.

( ・-・) RAS

( ・ ω・) The whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole thing.

( ・-・) So... what was your favorite part?

( ・ω・) The end.

　　　　( ´ω`) Zing!
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( ・-・) DAMN

( ・-・) 300G--

( >-<) FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

( >ω<) SUGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI

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( ・-・) Valentine's day was two months ago, you d-

( x-x) -urk-

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　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　( ・-・)（ ･ω･）　Let's go on an adventure today!
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( ・-・) Wait what

( ・ ヮ・) how

( ・ω・) That was a fun adventure.
( ・ω・) Oh, what times we had...

( ・ω・)

( ・ω・) I like vanilla ice cream a lot.

( ・ω・) Fresh in your cup, hen?

( ・ω・) Stretch in your pup tent?

( ・ω・) Cash in your fish glands?

( ・ω・) Splashing your fist, Ken?

( ・-・) What does that even mean?

( ・ω・) I'm better than you, analbeady eyes!

( ・‿・)

( ・ω・) Hi! My name is Clonepa!

( ´‿`)

>>317 ( ・ω・) Hi Clonepa! My name is Clonepa!

( ・ω・) Nice to meet you!

( ・ω・)

( ・ω・) You look oddly familiar.

( ・ω・) I'm sorry. I don't see the resemblance at all.

( ・ω・) Ooooooops, I confused you for me! How silly.

PENIS

( ・ω・) Many people have them.

( ・ω・) Except for beady eyes

( ・-・) Don't joke about that. You wouldn't have a penis either if you were attacked by gay sharks.

( ・ω・) Shark fins are delicious. I just purchased a kilogram for \15000.

( ・-・) How do sharks swim with no fins?

( ・ω・) How do you fuck with no penis?

( ・-・) That hurt

( ・ω・) You should be more careful, then.

( ・ω・) >>76 was pretty prescient, wasn't it?
( ・ω・) Previous Me was right on the money with that one!
( ・ω・) Oh yeah.
( ・ω・) He sure was.

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　| 　||＿＿||　(・-・ )　　It isn't?
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( ・ω・) Turns out it's Hooty McBoob.

( ・ω・) I know they sound pretty similar.

Mr UFO, please spare our sheep, they are too cuddly to be mutilated. Please consider some fat cats located very near the OWS rally instead.

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　　　　　/　　(・-・　)　ヽ　< I bring you socialism, thank me.
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　　 （＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_）　 - Ranka -
　　　　ゝ,ノ　ゝ,ノ　ゝ,__ノ

>>347 Is that UFO powered by Chernobyl nuclear power? I'm so glad you guys worked so hard to improve worker's rights and environmental safety