To celebrate National Pi Day in the glorious country of not-Japan, all members of the Elitist Superstructure should compose a new pie recipe, which we shall then cook and consume whilst watching the peasants go about their business.

>>4 name of the confectionery

>>8-14 ingredients

>>17-23 cooking directions

I'd just like to take this >>2-get to say, pie is fucking delicious

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) 3.14!

Lisa Helps The Blind

I see

...said the blind man.

GWAARGH!

Durian

1 cat asshole

Fancy Hearing Cake

Loli tears

Fugu prepared by illegal Mexican laborers

3 pounds of cheddar

<丶｀∀´> NIDA!

A dozen penises.

boil em mash em stick em inna stew

STEP ONE: Expose of all ingredients

Expand probability. Calibrate luminescence manifolds.

Then take all of your money and put it in the freezer for safe-keeping.

Smoke break. Smoke 'em if you got 'em

Drop the ashes into the dough, then allow to rise.

When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like it's hot.

You should probably get out the pie crust and bake the pie now. Just add all the ingredients and put it in the oven. When it's done, make sure you eat it. Voila!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Now let's bake a LISA HELPS THE BLIND!!

Ingredients:

• Durian.
• 1 cat asshole
• Fancy Hearing Cake
• Loli tears
• Fugu prepared by illegal Mexican laborers
• 3 pounds of cheddar
• <丶｀∀´> NIDA!

STEP ONE: Expose of all ingredients. Expand probability. Calibrate luminescence manifolds. Then take all of your money and put it in the freezer for safe-keeping. Smoke break. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. Drop the ashes into the dough, then allow to rise. When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like it's hot. You should probably get out the pie crust and bake the pie now. Just add all the ingredients and put it in the oven. When it's done, make sure you eat it. Voila!

Bon appetit!

Oh wow, I'd love to stay and have a slice, but I've got to um, go change Grandpa's catheter. See ya!

Coincidentally, I just finished watching School Rumble yesterday. Fucking pie

>>26
Shit was so pie.

You will need:
1 x medium quality pie
2 x slices of thick white bread
Some butter or margarine to taste

Method:

• Pre-heat the oven to about 200°C. Happily forget about this until about 40 minutes later when you're later alerted by a metallic burning smell.
• Whack your pie on the top shelf and leave for about 20 minutes or so. For those suffering from short term memory loss, it may be advisable to write notes to yourself or to chant the mantra "Pie Sandwich, Pie Sandwich" to remind you of cooking in progress.
• Prepare the two slices of bread after making the all-important decision as to which piece should serve as the base.
• Retrieve pie from oven and pop on the bread. NOTE: Leave the pie to rest for more than 5 minutes as the contents are now currently hotter than the Sun.
• When the contents of your pie sandwich have cooled sufficiently, ceremoniously place the top piece of bread on to finish off this fine example of Ultimate Stodge. Eat and enjoy...!