[RECIPE] Pie (29)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 18:19

To celebrate National Pi Day in the glorious country of not-Japan, all members of the Elitist Superstructure should compose a new pie recipe, which we shall then cook and consume whilst watching the peasants go about their business.

>>4 name of the confectionery

>>8-14 ingredients

>>17-23 cooking directions

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 18:43

I'd just like to take this >>2-get to say, pie is fucking delicious

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 23:28

( ) 3.14!

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6039 23:54

Lisa Helps The Blind

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 01:54

I see

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 02:42

...said the blind man.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 03:28

GWAARGH!

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 03:50

Durian

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 04:11

1 cat asshole

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 04:16

Fancy Hearing Cake

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 04:31

Loli tears

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 04:35

Fugu prepared by illegal Mexican laborers

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 05:01

3 pounds of cheddar

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 05:30

<ḾL> NIDA!

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 05:31

A dozen penises.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 10:10

boil em mash em stick em inna stew

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 13:16

STEP ONE: Expose of all ingredients

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 13:18

Expand probability. Calibrate luminescence manifolds.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 13:27

Then take all of your money and put it in the freezer for safe-keeping.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 14:30

Smoke break. Smoke 'em if you got 'em

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 14:49

Drop the ashes into the dough, then allow to rise.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 16:44

When the pimp's in the crib ma, drop it like it's hot.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6040 18:35

You should probably get out the pie crust and bake the pie now. Just add all the ingredients and put it in the oven. When it's done, make sure you eat it. Voila!

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