[Inevitable] What will YOU do when the oil runs out? [Future Plans] (30)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-6062 13:54

I think I'll stay home and open a still.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 15:01

I'll convert a diesel school bus into a motorhome and run it on used veggie oil.

Also, I'm going to get my crossbow skills up.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 17:37

Nothing, we use nuclear power!

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 18:40

Oil will never run out. There will always be one more barrel, somewhere, at some price.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6062 19:26

Be destroyed by panicked mobs.

That or I will spend the last of my days living in my own delusional worlds, slowly starving to death!

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6063 05:42

Discover what lies on the other side of death.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6063 15:35

Await the next fuel source to become wide-spread.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6063 19:57

I'll get coal and methane and use the Fischer-Tropsch process.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 18:05

I might actually start using toothpaste to brush my teeth.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6064 22:48

>>9 heeheehee i lol'd in my tea

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6081 18:41

I'll find a way to power a car with STUDYSTUDYSTUDY.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6083 15:58

I'll spend my last half hour wondering how I could use this situation to create a utopia, before being murdered by ruffians as I curse myself for being a stick figure.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6123 00:26

get a bucket and row a nice boat to the gulf of mexico

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6123 02:24

DQN(ドキュン)とは、日本で使われるインターネットスラング・蔑称の一つである。ヤンキー(不良)など頭が悪そうな、もしくは悪く暴力的な感じの、もしくは暴力をふるう人、または非常識で、知識が乏しそうな、あるいは乏しい人を指すときに用いられる。

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6123 02:34

>>5

I've read that as 'Be destroyed by pancake mobs' - which, honestly, would have been a better post.

16 Name: Margret Thatcher : 1993-09-6165 20:25

What will you do when other people's money runs out?

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6165 20:41

>>16
Tell them to print more?

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6165 20:50

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19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6552 22:24

I'm going to hit emergency mittens release and write a petition to unpermasage permasaged threads.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6554 12:54

I will act like a libertarian and blame taxation and regulation for my woes.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6554 13:19

I, on the other hand, will act like a liberal/progressive and trust my "intuitive feelings" over more concrete things like history and facts and science.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6554 17:37

>>21
You live in the past, baby. Trusting gut feelings over science and reason is the conservative schtick now.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6554 17:40

Walk.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6554 18:57

What do you mean what will I do? You can't do anything without oil! I will probably just lie in bed all day, dreaming as much as possible about the internet! For all I know I could be doing that right now and when I wake up this will be reality.

25 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6554 23:54

>>23
What if you become so fat by that moment that your only mean of transportation will be a fat scooter?

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6555 10:05

>>23
What if the fat scooter becomes so fat that it requires a fat scooter of its own, and so on, ad infinitum?

27 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6555 20:06

>>26
What if scientists discover a fat scooter than runs on fat? What if will WE do when the fat runs out?

28 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6555 20:06

Sorry for triple posting.

29 Name: ∠、( l _ l ),、ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6555 20:13

Personally, I think that WWIII will break out but it'll be more like "hit that other guy with a club". After all, you need oil to make modern guns and heavy machinery that makes modern guns! (Of course no one remembers how to craft melee weapons or first firearms. Only role players might know this).

So, tolkienists would rule the world in the end.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6555 20:44

>>29 I would be okay with this.

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