( L_½M) Post American Things [CRUEL STEREOTYPES] (271)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 22:14

( L_½M) I will fucking sue you for that.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 22:42

( L_½M) HI I'M LOUD AND FAT

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6196 23:01

( L_½M) HI I MAKE REDUNDANT THREADS

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 12:38

I drive an enormous SUV that gets 15 MPG at best. When gas goes up 10 cents per gallon, I complain.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 17:37

( L_½M) I hold huge rallies to protest imaginary problems, and ignore real ones.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 17:40

( L_½M) Anything I strongly dislike is probably communism.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6197 17:43

( L_½M) Don't piss me off I vote for whichever guy will appoint the person to pay out the contract to have your house leveled by hellfire missiles.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 14:29

( L_½M) I own 10 guns for self defense.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 15:20

( L_½M) If I get married, it'll be to a foreign woman. American women suck.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 17:02

Everyone else in the world can suck my dick because America is #1!

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 22:04

( L_½M) The rest of the world needs to quit being so xenophobic.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6198 23:07

( L_½M) I eat burgers from drive through windows everyday. Sometimes I go to Taco Bell to get something that isn't a burger.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 01:35

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) America! FUCK YEAH!

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6200 01:38

( L_½M) American women have internalized the philosophy that in order to have a fulfilling, happy life, one has to make damn sure that at least one other person is absolutely miserable. Itfs a sort of twisted notion of karma, where onefs happiness is contingent upon anotherfs sorrow. Such a philosophy would certainly explain a lot of contemporary female behavior.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6253 19:52

( L_½M) I like turtles.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6254 02:24

( L_½M) I don't need to speak your stupid language.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 09:40

( L_½M) Most of our our cars aren't very good, but we keep buying them anyway. GOD DAMN JAPS!

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 10:55

( L_½M) I don't care what restaurant this is. I want my god damned cheeseburger!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 15:55

( L_½M) I'll walk in your house with my shoes on if I feel like it, ching chong!

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 16:03

( L_½M) When I say "World History" I mean the history of the USA.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6255 18:24

( L_½M) When I say "history of the USA" I mean the Revolution and World War II.

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