On the 12th day of christmas my true love gave to me 12 Reis a cooking
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love day to me 11 stupid yukkuris
On the 10th day of christmas my true love gave to me 10 RED CARDS
On the 9th day of christmas my true love gave to me only 5 bottles of rum, could someone kindly make up the ranks for this old bum?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) On the 8th day of christmas my true love gave to me 8 pairs of mittens!
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 7 pencil sharpeners
On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a 7GET. This confused me tremendously.
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE HATS OF POOOOOOOOOOP!
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Channel4 BBS, a website for anonymous discussion on a variety of topics
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to mi 2 GET (・∀・)
On the first day of Christmas me and my true love went to Yoshinoya, you know, Yoshinoya? But the place was packed and we couldn't find a seat. Then we noticed they had a banner up saying "CHRISTMAS SPECIAL - 150 YEN OFF". Oh my god, the idiots. All you people only came here for 150 yen off, it's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for christ's sake!
There's even whole families here, families of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya at christmas eh? Fucking lovely.
"Alright daddy's gonna order the extra-large!" ...I can't bear to watch. Here mate, I'll give you 150 yen if you fuck off and give me and my lady a seat.
Yoshinoya should be a bloody place; the tense atmosphere, where two guys either side of the u-shaped table could start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's why we love this place. It's actually where we first met. Women and kids should just get to fuck.
Anyways, we were just about to eat, when the fat twat beside us says "extra-large, with extra-sauce!". Who orders extra sauce nowadays, numbskull? I want to ask him, "Do you really want extra sauce? Are you sure you don't just want to try saying 'extra sauce'?" I want to interrogate him for, like, an hour.
Me and my girl, we're Yoshinoya veterans, and the cool thing to do at Christmas is extra cranberry sauce in the special festive noodle dish. That's right, extra cranberry. This is the way of the pros. This means more cranberry than turkey chunks, giving a fresh fruity explosion on the taste buds. However, the price is a bit higher for using more sauce. This is key. And it's so delicious! Unbeatable.
However, if you order this there's the danger you'll be marked by the staff from next time on - it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this really means though, is that at Christmas stick to the special.
On the 0th day of Christmas my true love gave to me.
On the -1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me divorce papers.