>>0 gets an honorary mention in nearly all ITT threads relating to the previous poster, despite never making a single contribution of his own.
When standing in a supermarket queue, >>162's wallet will always contain precisely 70 cent less than the price of his purchases. Economists dread the day he decides to go shopping for a 69 cent item.
>>164 can, with a tiny gesture, precisely deflect a drop of rain so it goes behind your glasses and right into your open eye.
>>166 is able to link with the fictional beasts of the movie Avatar
>>168 Can rescue his grandmother from the Bugblatter Beast of Trall more quickly than a Vogon can.
>>169 can predict the ending of any Youtube Poop video ever made.
>>171's death will destroy the universe, but only by certain philosophical concepts.
>>173 can type faster than anyone on the planet, but only if he's using a sanskrit keyboard.
>>176 can turn into an angsty teenager, but has no control over this power.
>>177 can become charming, well-spoken, and handsome, but only when no one else is around.
>>179 can enter into a deep, catatonic reverie as long as no one is around.
>>181 has the power to kill himself by saying a magic two-line ritual.
>>183 can recite the source code for any program he executes.
>>188 can /away on IRC like a pro, even though no one /msg's him in the first place.
>>189 can use two computers simultaneously to tank his own characters on any given MMORPG.
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>>193 can cause fizzy drinks to go flat just by staring at them.
>>199 has the unconditional ability of receiving all the blame of the previous poster's deliberate attempt at messing up the posting order.
ITT the next poster now has a largely useless super power.
>>198 was bitten by a radioactive daffodil and became Daffodil Man, with all the specials powers of a daffodil
>>206 can forever remain indoors for his/her body produces its own source of vitamin D.
>>207 can smile indefinitely without any discomfort, soreness, or pain
>>210
can change the wavelength of individual photons with their mind.
>>216 can make anyone say the word "neutrinos" out loud once every thirty minutes.
>>218 can change their flight path mid-fall through the rapid fire clenching and unclenching of their buttocks
>>225 can convince anybody that the voice on the TV is Robin Williams, no matter who it is.
>>228 can grow lunch lady arms and use them as retractable wings.
>>233 can transform quartz watches into mechanical watches and vice versa.
After the DVD format completely took over, >>235 mastered setting the clock used on VCRs.
>>237 can learn a person's deepest secrets by listening to them yodel.
>>238 knows the answers to questions immediately after they are relevant.
>>239 can tell if one is laying about whether they ate breakfast or not.
>>241 can temporarily access the full content of any book by ritually burning it.
>>244 can transmute used girls' underwear into pudding. The frillier the underwear, the sweeter the pudding.
>>247 instantly knows the exact volume of gas expelled every time someone farts nearby.
When seperated from his body, >>248's hair turns into spaghetti.
Whenever >>251 looks through a microscope, any living organism on the slide is instantly killed.
>>252 has to wear rad shades just like Scott Summers, but his eyes are only powerful enough for a laser pointer.
>>253 can make people in his presence slightly more predisposed to losing track of what time it is.
When playing Tetris, >>254 on average receives more squares and lines and fewer of the awkward shapes.
>>255 can sense the direction of the nearest sandwich, but not the distance.
>>256 involuntarily attracts moths in the same manner as a bright light.
>>257 knows how many brushes are in the world at any given time