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I saw my brothers penis before but the first time I saw another boy's penis was when I was 13. He was my neighbor and we had been friends for a long time. We went for a walk and he said he had to pee really bad. We were like a half hour away from home so I said well just go ahead and pee. We went behind a store and he opened his pants and peed right there in front of me. I was fascinated and just stared at it. He got an erection and was embarrassed so he put it away quickly after he was done. We walked home and didn't say anything about it. Later that evening I went to his house and we sat in his back yard talking. He brought up the fact that I saw him with an erection and he said he was pretty embarrassed. I told him I liked it and he shouldn't be embarrassed. He asked if I wanted to see it again and I said yeah. He took me into his garage and showed it to me. He was erect by the time he took his pants down. It was really nice.
Even now when I think about it I get butterflies in my stomch and I'm a grown woman. I can't help but say penis, penis penis!!!!!!
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So let the early birds keep their measly worms. The nights owls get to feast on the juicy field mice of accomplishment!
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i've set a reward for myself
once i finish this essay i'm scraping my grinder and hitting my bed
the other night i dreamt that me and some friends won a competition to go to some crap music festival with a crap celebrity
haha u finished ur herb already that was fast
we had a few bong hits in the morning
it was someone shitty like linford christie or chris akabusi or sol campbell
and when we got to the field my friends all went somewhere and i was stuck with the celebrity guy
and i said, em i better find my friends and i ditched him
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Ok.
Now, let me invite you to a special class for special people like you.
There is a characteristic of the human psyche that makes it possible for me and you to behave differently in front of different circumstances.
The way it works is that depending on the environment you and I were raised in and subsequently developed our reactions would be different.
Let's assume you are a mountain hiker and I am a gradeschool teacher. In a scenario involving a mountain and a goal, let's say finding the path back to a road, I as a teacher would have little to no experience in efficiently determining everything needed to complete such goal.
In the same way you would be out of place and would have a difficult time executing the role of a teacher efficiently.
However, it could be the case that each one of us could have a little, but perhaps not the same, level of experience in each others roles. This way it could be that both of us can determine certain aspects of the job we are not specialized in doing.
So basically you and I can share skills, or experience, that help us shape decisions in different scenarios. That characteristic gives individuality to every person.
Sure, some may share core characteristics but in the end every one has different experiences grouped up and shaping their experience with the world.
The end product of all that is called an opinion, and it varies drastically from person to person because of the way people can have different kinds of experiences shaping their mental health and their perception of reality itself.
Because of it's diversity, however, it's impossible to determine a single and perfect truth that would be experienced in the same exact way by every human in existance, therefore the result of a person's experience may never be considered a fact.
Just imagine him pounding in and out of your rectum as you fly through the intense magnetism and radiation of the crab nebula at 99% speed of c, each blinding thrust accompanied by a rich and throaty "BILLIONS", until the planet drifts to random insect doom. . . . thermodynamics has won at a crawl. . . . Orgone balked at the post. . . . Christ bled. . . . Time ran out. ...
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The problem is that 90% of internet kiddies post under a troll pretense so they can instantly invalidate anything they just posted if proven wrong.
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yo the beats are strong, but the night is long...
way to aspirate your plosive, retard
The woman running it said the words "fucked up" four times in the first ten minutes.
Hola, te invito a ver un video casero con una canción que toca el tema de las niñas de la vida fácil de una forma muy divertida.
Búscala como "ERES PREPAGO" y si te gusta vota aquí o compártela con tus amigos. Si te identificas con mi canción no te molestes...Tómalo por el lado amable. Muchas gracias!!!
Weeeell I’m Shmorky! Eatin’ PORKY!
Whitey rap sure sounds dorky!
Got a girl… she’s a DOUBLE D!
I slap her on the butt dressed as a bumble bee!
I eat paste all damn day,
I was in a Shakespeare play.
I sit down on a Lazy Susan,
Spin around like TOMMY CRUISIN!
Bong bong bing bing.
I get payed to play with my thing!
I zip out zip in zip up BEGIN!
ROOM WITH A MOOSE! Jay Leno’s CHIN!
Ambulance, Enron, Pee Wee, Pokémon,
Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, THEY CHOOSE YOU!
And I can’t think of anymore to say.
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I'll be content with an used Acura NSX. I love the look.
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
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7chan spawned an interesting board ?
What were the odds....
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Please pick pictures where people are actually having sex.
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Guess they don't all know bout NMM and her splittin, huh @MLP_Trixie? Well ah ho
hahaha i found my little pony role players flirting on twitter
Hi Stephen
I just wanted to say I liked your pictures. I remember reading your comic about Pip the cat and the dog, and master dom, when I was in school. That must've been back in 2000. I also think the way you drew the girl in that story about the man who collected skulls and sawed off a dolphin head was very pretty.
Is there any particular reason you settled on this art style? Anyway, just wanted to say you're one cool dude.
My faith in England is restored ! I thought that such neighbourhood-aware crusaders had been ridiculed and hounded out of existence by the selfish, self-centred, trendy liberals and libertines that seem to be ruling the roost there now ! More power to her elbow !!
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Well done to the lady, we have to stop these casanovas from thinking they can get away with it. I'm doing a similar thing, I have set up a night vision camera and film the man opposite me when he brings his 'ladies of the night' home with him, I plan on reporting him soon, and the teenage girl next door will have a shock when I tell her mother that she has a man in trainers and a tracksuit come to the house in the middle of the day! People think they can get away with all sorts these days, but some of us are watching!!!
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Apathy is divine. The day I stopped caring I became god and this world's
Secrets opened themselves up to me. ''Why are we here?'' Well, where the fuck
Else would you be you dumb motherfucker? If their was a God, do you really
Think he'd give a fuck about you? You'd just be like a useless little ant to
Him. Life exists because the only alternative is absolutely fucking nothing,
And if you were nothing you couldn't really realize it now could you? Not that
You've really amounted to anything. Pop out a couple of kids to gain a false
Sense of immortality like you were programmed to and move the fuck on. We blind
Ourselves to what is truly going on here because we can't accept it's immense
Simplicity. Life is not a miracle, it's a daily occurrence. The only
Astonishing facet of it is the astonishing amount of bullshit we feed ourselves
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/l/last-felony-lyrics/overrated-existence-lyrics.html ]
To make it seem so much more grand, so much more epic. You are who you are
Because you had to be someone, and it just happened to fall on the ugly prick
Known as you, the randomness of it all is cheapened by the fact that it happens
A thousand times every fucking day. I know what they say, every snowflake is
Completely unique... but once it falls on the ground it's just fucking snow, and
You're flesh and bones, just fucking human like everyone else. So find yourself
A reason to live, just remember that beyond the confines of your mind, that
Reason is without value. If it keeps you motivated to go on, good, but be
Honest with yourself about what you are truly doing: you're just finding a way
To pass the time 'til you die.
Darcy looked at the clock. Only twenty more minutes until she could go home. A tall lonely man entered the store. He wore a large hat, that he tilted up enough to peer at her with his small beady eyes. "I'll take a pack of bandaids." he said slowly as he pulled large garden sheers out from his jacket. He unzipped his pants and took out his genitals. Darcy didn't even go to get the bandaids, as she was chewing her gum and staring in disbelief. He placed the sheers around his cock. "Ma'am" he said as he looked up at her, "A bandage would be mighty fine for me in a couple seconds here". There was a small pause as the two glared at each other. Only his arms moved as he clamped the sheers tight and severed his penis like a guillotine. His face twitched and he clenched his teeth as a thick luscious chocolate flowed like a fountain from his wound. Darcy spoke nervously, "Who... who are you?" The man laughed and grinned. "I'm WILLY FUCKIN WONKA!" he said with gusto as he turned and left.
If you were green, would you die?
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Dost thou not know, Sir, that I live by kinetic military action, and the peace process would be my undoing?
Mai waifu.
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some guy on that said she was fat went to laugh at her because i'm super tired and the Foreign key is used primarily for dickery it gets like 20mpg if you're bad at steak
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http://www.greenpoop.org/ <- okay, spamdexers, seriously?
ya srsly
(also, I expected it to have advice about environmentally friendly toilets and related plumbing)
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It's copypasta.
Fragrance of dark coffee (jazz) is my favorite rainy season song. Never mind that it's from a shitty game that I only played for 10 minutes, it is awesome!
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