CTRL+V THREAD! [part 6] (999)
My faith in England is restored ! I thought that such neighbourhood-aware crusaders had been ridiculed and hounded out of existence by the selfish, self-centred, trendy liberals and libertines that seem to be ruling the roost there now ! More power to her elbow !!
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Well done to the lady, we have to stop these casanovas from thinking they can get away with it. I'm doing a similar thing, I have set up a night vision camera and film the man opposite me when he brings his 'ladies of the night' home with him, I plan on reporting him soon, and the teenage girl next door will have a shock when I tell her mother that she has a man in trainers and a tracksuit come to the house in the middle of the day! People think they can get away with all sorts these days, but some of us are watching!!!
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Apathy is divine. The day I stopped caring I became god and this world's
Secrets opened themselves up to me. ''Why are we here?'' Well, where the fuck
Else would you be you dumb motherfucker? If their was a God, do you really
Think he'd give a fuck about you? You'd just be like a useless little ant to
Him. Life exists because the only alternative is absolutely fucking nothing,
And if you were nothing you couldn't really realize it now could you? Not that
You've really amounted to anything. Pop out a couple of kids to gain a false
Sense of immortality like you were programmed to and move the fuck on. We blind
Ourselves to what is truly going on here because we can't accept it's immense
Simplicity. Life is not a miracle, it's a daily occurrence. The only
Astonishing facet of it is the astonishing amount of bullshit we feed ourselves
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To make it seem so much more grand, so much more epic. You are who you are
Because you had to be someone, and it just happened to fall on the ugly prick
Known as you, the randomness of it all is cheapened by the fact that it happens
A thousand times every fucking day. I know what they say, every snowflake is
Completely unique... but once it falls on the ground it's just fucking snow, and
You're flesh and bones, just fucking human like everyone else. So find yourself
A reason to live, just remember that beyond the confines of your mind, that
Reason is without value. If it keeps you motivated to go on, good, but be
Honest with yourself about what you are truly doing: you're just finding a way
To pass the time 'til you die.
Darcy looked at the clock. Only twenty more minutes until she could go home. A tall lonely man entered the store. He wore a large hat, that he tilted up enough to peer at her with his small beady eyes. "I'll take a pack of bandaids." he said slowly as he pulled large garden sheers out from his jacket. He unzipped his pants and took out his genitals. Darcy didn't even go to get the bandaids, as she was chewing her gum and staring in disbelief. He placed the sheers around his cock. "Ma'am" he said as he looked up at her, "A bandage would be mighty fine for me in a couple seconds here". There was a small pause as the two glared at each other. Only his arms moved as he clamped the sheers tight and severed his penis like a guillotine. His face twitched and he clenched his teeth as a thick luscious chocolate flowed like a fountain from his wound. Darcy spoke nervously, "Who... who are you?" The man laughed and grinned. "I'm WILLY FUCKIN WONKA!" he said with gusto as he turned and left.
If you were green, would you die?
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Dost thou not know, Sir, that I live by kinetic military action, and the peace process would be my undoing?
Mai waifu.
Tieria's prostate is a reset button
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some guy on that said she was fat went to laugh at her because i'm super tired and the Foreign key is used primarily for dickery it gets like 20mpg if you're bad at steak
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http://www.greenpoop.org/ <- okay, spamdexers, seriously?
ya srsly
(also, I expected it to have advice about environmentally friendly toilets and related plumbing)
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It's copypasta.
Fragrance of dark coffee (jazz) is my favorite rainy season song. Never mind that it's from a shitty game that I only played for 10 minutes, it is awesome!
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"marxists and libertarians"
Winchester XXX
Windber
Windham
Windle
Windom
Windsor
Windthorst
Winfall.
Winfield
Winfred
Winfrey
Wingard
Wingate
Wingerton
Wingina
Winifred
Winigan
Winkler
Winn
Winnabow
Winnecook
Winner
Winnerva
Winnetka
Winnibigoshish
Winnipeg
Winnsboro
Winona
Winside
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Winstead
Winston XXX
Winthrop XXX
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Kaenbyou
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Animation of girl who is applying the cables.
Ishihara
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Any recommendations?
before today he thought I wouldn't like dirty jokes
The majority of those taken ill were hospitalised, suffering from bloody diarrhea.
just listening to shackleton now :) been so in love with this remix recently, and the original is amazing as it is
It was Rebekah Rice's comeback when a few classmates razzed her about her Mormon upbringing with questions like, "Do you have ten moms?“ That's when she replied, "That's so gay.”
There's now a lawsuit.
setuji
Your informations have been sent.
She will bake you pies because of your mega size
"gunna jus gee iz a fag, afore ah hit ya.." fuck off you smelly pisshead
ball pens in a bucket"
It's like Tanco can't miss. She just slid in a 10-footer for par to go 7 up after 13.
Japan has WAGYUU beaf, while Korea has DOGMEAT. Mr. Korean , what kind of DOGmeat would you like to eat?
erotic scat
If I was an underage Korean American I'd invent SPARKLEDOGMEAT.
Yes, you read that correctly. The Booterang. In a line of quests only available to those with the massively expensive Epic flying mounts, there lies a repeatable quest that has you literally throwing out a boot, like a boomerang. It smashes lazy Orc peons in the face and gets them working again. Your trusty Booterang would even come back to you! It's so awesome I wrote a rap song about it: You're lookin' scared son, yeah that's what I thought your back against the Twisting Nether, whether or not you learn your lesson today, well it don't matter to me Booterang on that ass - I get what's comin' to me That cash, skrilla, green paper, gold pieces click Complete Quest and my bankroll increases so get your nieces, cousins and that little screamin' brother 20 Orcs here be wishin' they were someplace other.
niggers
www.livestream.com/jesuschriststopreportingme
Dear god it sounds like he has his balls in a vice and every time he kicks he puts his voice into a different octave.
Her luscious booty, thick thighs that smell of lavander, and bald, delicious slip and slide, I just love her through and through....nnnuuuuuuuuuuuhhggggg...
So I just started up the new PC I'd built, only to be greeted by the Windows 7 splash screen. This in itself wasn't surprising, as I'd installed the system HDD from my old box. I did not, however, expect the boot to complete successfully out of the box.
Except for the aforementioned hard drive, one of the now-Crossfired graphics cards, the mouse, the keyboard, the monitor and the floppy drive, every single component in this box is brand new. And yet my old Windows 7 install booted near-flawlessly, with only a few device drivers requiring installation and a single reboot. I never thought I'd say nor type this, but I am genuinely and positively impressed with Windows. Good job, Microsoft. You certainly have come a long way.
>Have had a crush on Jasmine since 2000 when Pokemon GS came out
>11 years later play though HGSS
>Get Jasmine's phone number
>Can't get the nerve to call an imaginary girl I've had a crush on forever IN A VIDEO GAME
>BETA AS FUCKAnother women’s issue, prostitution. I do not understand why prostitution is illegal. Why should prostitution be illegal? Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal? You know, why should it be illegal to sell something that’s perfectly legal to give away?
I can’t follow the logic on that at all. Of all the things you can do to a person, giving someone an orgasm is hardly the worst thing in the world.
In the army they give you a medal for spraying napalm on people. Civilian life, you go to jail for giving someone an orgasm.
Maybe I’m not supposed to understand it.
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goodness i have dropped the constitution
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the thing that always seems funny to me is that people think policy has to be ordered along a line of logical reasoning. It is perfectly justifiable to like option A and despise option B even if they are the same thing, no?
I guess in the end the majority of society can never work around arbitrary boundaries like that
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Some people want to make a society where everyone has to get married and have children, and eliminating other ways of living is a way some people create it.
The result is that many people are in tricked into relationships that don't suit them, leading to more screwed up families.
has added smashing hymens to their Interests & Activities.
http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/5688/trolls-in-the-pantry
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It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?