CTRL+V THREAD! [part 7] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6408 23:59

CTRL+V THREAD! [part 6] (999)

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6505 21:54

Any recommendations?

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6507 09:23

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bagpipes

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6507 15:07

before today he thought I wouldn't like dirty jokes

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6507 15:42

The majority of those taken ill were hospitalised, suffering from bloody diarrhea.

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6507 21:43

http://green.ribbon.to/~rezelcraft/gallery/gallery.php?no=kaoru_tanamachi1

261 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6507 22:08

just listening to shackleton now :) been so in love with this remix recently, and the original is amazing as it is

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6508 20:21

  1. Women are competing for jobs but not creating them
  2. Only men take the risks that create opportunity.
  3. Though men insult me, only men provide me opportunity
  4. Women only insult me and deprive me of opportunity
  5. Women can only serve as functionaries in man-created organizations
  6. When an organization becomes feminized, it changes from efficient and profitable production of goods and services to creation of rules to ensure the comfort and security of women
  7. When men have been driven out of an organization, it becomes a static bureaucracy; it has ceased to be a living, adapting, risk-taking entity. Ossification and death are inevitable.

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6509 06:33

It was Rebekah Rice's comeback when a few classmates razzed her about her Mormon upbringing with questions like, "Do you have ten moms?“ That's when she replied, "That's so gay.”

There's now a lawsuit.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6509 07:10

setuji

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6509 11:22

Your informations have been sent.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6509 17:23

She will bake you pies because of your mega size

267 Name: CYOA Protagonist : 1993-09-6509 20:32

Tentacle rape or shokushu goukan (触手強姦?) is a concept found in some horror hentai titles, where various tentacled creatures (usually fictional monsters) rape or otherwise penetrate women, anthropomorphous creatures, Futanari, and less commonly, men. The genre is quite popular in Japanese erotica, and is even the subject of much parody. For Western audiences, tentacle erotica often symbolizes hentai as a phenomenon.

268 Name: CYOA Antagonist : 1993-09-6509 21:19

"gunna jus gee iz a fag, afore ah hit ya.." fuck off you smelly pisshead

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6509 22:09

ball pens in a bucket"

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6509 22:56

It's like Tanco can't miss. She just slid in a 10-footer for par to go 7 up after 13.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6510 05:34

Japan has WAGYUU beaf, while Korea has DOGMEAT. Mr. Korean , what kind of DOGmeat would you like to eat?

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6510 09:47

erotic scat

273 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6510 10:09

If I was an underage Korean American I'd invent SPARKLEDOGMEAT.

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6510 13:34

Yes, you read that correctly. The Booterang. In a line of quests only available to those with the massively expensive Epic flying mounts, there lies a repeatable quest that has you literally throwing out a boot, like a boomerang. It smashes lazy Orc peons in the face and gets them working again. Your trusty Booterang would even come back to you! It's so awesome I wrote a rap song about it: You're lookin' scared son, yeah that's what I thought your back against the Twisting Nether, whether or not you learn your lesson today, well it don't matter to me Booterang on that ass - I get what's comin' to me That cash, skrilla, green paper, gold pieces click Complete Quest and my bankroll increases so get your nieces, cousins and that little screamin' brother 20 Orcs here be wishin' they were someplace other.

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6510 18:52

    • [ -] - - - - - - - - -

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6510 19:46

niggers

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6510 20:32

www.livestream.com/jesuschriststopreportingme

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6510 22:09

individual

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6510 23:08

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b0074rbc/Chuck_Berry_in_Concert/

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6511 02:38

Dear god it sounds like he has his balls in a vice and every time he kicks he puts his voice into a different octave.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6511 07:00

Her luscious booty, thick thighs that smell of lavander, and bald, delicious slip and slide, I just love her through and through....nnnuuuuuuuuuuuhhggggg...

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6511 21:33

So I just started up the new PC I'd built, only to be greeted by the Windows 7 splash screen. This in itself wasn't surprising, as I'd installed the system HDD from my old box. I did not, however, expect the boot to complete successfully out of the box.

Except for the aforementioned hard drive, one of the now-Crossfired graphics cards, the mouse, the keyboard, the monitor and the floppy drive, every single component in this box is brand new. And yet my old Windows 7 install booted near-flawlessly, with only a few device drivers requiring installation and a single reboot. I never thought I'd say nor type this, but I am genuinely and positively impressed with Windows. Good job, Microsoft. You certainly have come a long way.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6511 22:37

http://paddypunx.blogspot.com/search/label/Shooglenifty

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6512 00:35

http://jisho.org/words?jap=%E5%B0%BB%E5%AD%90%E7%8E%89&eng=&dict=edict

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6512 21:50 

>Have had a crush on Jasmine since 2000 when Pokemon GS came out
>11 years later play though HGSS
>Get Jasmine's phone number
>Can't get the nerve to call an imaginary girl I've had a crush on forever IN A VIDEO GAME
>BETA AS FUCK

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6514 23:15

Another women’s issue, prostitution. I do not understand why prostitution is illegal. Why should prostitution be illegal? Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal? You know, why should it be illegal to sell something that’s perfectly legal to give away?

I can’t follow the logic on that at all. Of all the things you can do to a person, giving someone an orgasm is hardly the worst thing in the world.

In the army they give you a medal for spraying napalm on people. Civilian life, you go to jail for giving someone an orgasm.

Maybe I’m not supposed to understand it.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6515 01:16

RAN RAN ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6515 21:10

http://e621.net/post?tags=interspecies+human&commit=Search

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6515 23:34

>>288 YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6516 13:02

goodness i have dropped the constitution

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6516 13:29

ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6516 13:59

>>286
the thing that always seems funny to me is that people think policy has to be ordered along a line of logical reasoning. It is perfectly justifiable to like option A and despise option B even if they are the same thing, no?

I guess in the end the majority of society can never work around arbitrary boundaries like that

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6516 18:32

☹

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6516 22:46

brother sister romance

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6517 00:02

Some people want to make a society where everyone has to get married and have children, and eliminating other ways of living is a way some people create it.

The result is that many people are in tricked into relationships that don't suit them, leading to more screwed up families.

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6517 10:41

has added smashing hymens to their Interests & Activities.

297 Name: ∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6517 16:28

http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/5688/trolls-in-the-pantry
Verification: cawckly

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6517 21:28

"bitches don't know bout my pussy"

299 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6517 23:29

experiencing the internet

Verification: fageer

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6518 19:01

It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6519 07:14

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/beako-damn-all-you-lolicon

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6519 07:48

DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6520 08:10

Hello, I’m Ken-chan and this was the story of my love life. My girlfriend, Yuumi-chan, was such a pure hearted and innocent soul, but this world was cruel. In this story, she was made into nothing but a cock hungry slut by a rich fat bastard with some kind of a stupid deal. What they’ve been doing was sent to me daily till now. My world was ruined, but my depression day is over. I learned hokuto no shinken and changed my name to Kenshiro. Now, I’m gonna kill all of them with this “you’re-already-dead” technique and save Yuria from the grasp of all evil men. Wish me luck guys

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6520 20:14

Fúrófasz

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6521 08:19

I wrap my dick in a bow, then ejaculate on her face. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, I tell her.

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6521 13:22

All coffee is coffee-flavored water.

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6521 18:57

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdUKR6NqQkk

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6522 05:16

Tongue 'rastlin

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6523 07:36

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0YEziQ1esE

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6523 09:14 

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311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6524 13:25

The bastard dog!!!!! What's going to happen to the mutt? He should have give it kick!!! Bloody contrary animals!!!

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 05:07

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313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6525 08:26

http://shop.chbox.jp/shop/2t2011/2010-01t.html

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6526 06:45

Every Bandcamp account comes with 200 downloads per month of tracks or albums that you're giving away (meaning you’ve set them to free, or let-fan-name-price with no minimum and the fan enters zero). Once each month, we look at your download credits, and if you have less than 200 remaining, we bump you back up to 200. If that won't cut it (because you're planning a big free download campaign, for example), you can either buy more (they're 1.5¢ to 3¢ each, depending on quantity), or earn more by selling (we add 1,000 credits for every $500 USD in sales).

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6526 16:01

hideously middle-of-the road

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6526 16:44

http://www.facebook.com/people/Bigg-Juss/1318542243

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6526 17:55

>>316 hahahahahahahahaha awesome

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6527 16:47

ladiesagainstfeminism.com

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 03:29

http://www.quantumjumping.com/index-a

320 Name: 分 : 1993-09-6536 08:35

>>319 no credit card required to jump into a universe of infinite possibilities? what's the catch

イカすみパスタのかんせい

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 19:11

13:20:10 up 2 days, 1:24, 2 users, load average: 0.18, 0.19, 0.22

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6536 21:02

dicks stuff with me

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6537 02:58

When this song was at school, the other songs called him "Tripping Balls" because of the funny glasses he liked to wear

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6537 04:20

My tricks have a high difficulty-to-point-yield ratio, and

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6537 04:56

Cock smells so good because it lays on balls all day.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6537 21:37

whole is greater than the part.

327 Name: ∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6537 22:52

>>326
You're not thinking in a normal way. Your memory isn't even working normally. You are so hyped up.

328 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 00:45

filthy begging children/gypsies

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 02:20

me.jpg

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 07:23

Mohican Beats

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 13:57

ich spüre dich

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 14:50

I am Ulysses the dog who eats his own feces and I approve of what Prince has said and I want to eat his feces instead as I know this will fill me up so repeatedly.
I want to go listen to Purple Rain and then eat his feces 1999 times like his song. I knew a girl named nikki, she said she was a sex fiend, I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating to a magazine. I like Prince and now I want to go out and about and find him. His lyrics remind me of doggy snorsauges. This morning I ate my master’s porridge and it was horrid as I am Ulysses who eats his own feces as I am a very unique species.

Then that will give me the strength to track down the dog that attacked Morrissey as I want to find him, I want to get him, I want to mutilate him, I want to kill him and most of all I want to eat his feces.

I want to become a PI with my skills as I can track down anyone by tasting their feces as I once I taste that gooey tasty treat, then I have to find them and track them down so I can have some more of their feces delicacies. There are mysteries each time I get a new box of species feces to eat. And I wash it down with my satanic master’s tea. I want to make peace treaties. That’s the news on the street.

I want to find the girl in the raspberry beret and eat her feces too. And I hope she just drank some Hawaiian Punch so her feces will be red as though it had blood on it.

Morrissey is my assignment I want to track down Damien Dempsey now as I want to eat his feces. I hear it is a specialty from the dogs and homies in the hood. I hear it actually is good. But look at Damien Dempsey, I believe it would, that’s the rumor in the hood.

I will track down that evil hound who harmed Morrissey. No person or animal can ever cause the slightest affliction to my assignment. I have an erection, I do it doggie style I haven’t humped any other dogs in a while I just put my feces into a pile I’m going to eat my dinner in style. But first I must go over my Morrissey file as if they do I’ll tell you what’s true I’ll get them and eat them so be careful Morrissey-solo fiends, as I may soon be coming for you. I holler
Ruff, ruff

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 16:53

これ、実験線でのりましたよ。十分に完成しています。

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6538 17:22

Don't Walk Away

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 02:56

:MTYwMTIwZ2FpYSMkDQo=

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6540 07:25

RSN500-0000-241921-ALQH-YT5R-5FHP

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 16:14

Never stops punching.

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 17:45

>>336
Don't bother, version 6 will come out soon.

339 Name: !PENIS36EhI : 1993-09-6541 18:46

Problem loading ...

340 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6541 18:57

>>338
Maybe he should stick with Renoise, though.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 20:10

Hi guys. I've just started this livejournal thing, and I was really excited to find this group. I have a question.

My boyfriend and I have, I think, reached a point where we're ready to become pretty serious, but it's important to both of us not to go too far until we know that this will be a lasting relationship. We heard about something called the "back and forth," and I wanted to see what some other peoples' opinions were on how serious we should be before trying it and if we could still be considered celibate after doing it.

Basically what you do is that one of you poops, and then you pass it back and forth. You know, the same poop going from one rectum to the other. Back and forth. Forever. Here's kind of what it looks like:

))<>((

So what do you guys think? Would we still be considered as abstaining if we tried this?

Thanks so much!

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6541 21:21

梶浦由記

343 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 02:37

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344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 03:49

ಠ_ಠ

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6543 20:02

Non possum credere me totum edisse

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 01:03

Да, и в огнеупорных комбинезонах, чтобы совсем как в Ф1.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 04:23

My cat smells so good, I can't stop sniffing her.

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 10:51

宮鴬住藍銀煤竹出雲守明朝仁　ミカ.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 20:17

[b] [/b]

350 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6546 17:34

Bureaucracy is a womb into which all Lefties would rather crawl, to swim in a sea of regulatory fluid.

351 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6546 18:30

✡

352 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6546 19:23

Feminists ought to get a good whipping.

353 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6546 20:55

発祥しますた

354 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6547 12:56

All Alone For Christmas (Cold Mix)

355 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6547 19:16

"The above proposition is occasionally useful."

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