The First Rule of DQN (36)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 12:14

You do not talk about DQN.

2 Name: Mr. 2 GET likes to 2 GET : 1993-09-6424 14:40

2 GET

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6424 14:42

I've told a few of my friends about how funny this site is

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6425 03:57

The First Rule of DQN is the First Rule of DQN.

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6425 04:15

>>4
Ah, I see.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6425 04:36

The second rule of DQN is you do not talk about SAoVQ

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6425 18:47

The third rule is you do not talk about either the second or first rules.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6425 18:53

The third rule of SAoVQ is the fourth rule of DQN

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6425 19:09

The fifth rule of DQN is Copyright © 1993 Jay Squeeksand.
You can purchase an individual reading license for a one time payment of $24.95.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6425 20:50

The sixth rule of DQN is the content of whatever >>2 in any given thread happens to be.

11 Name: ὓ0!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6425 22:46

The seventh rule of DQN is that any rules of DQN are void, nullified and probably pining for the fjords.

AND LET RULES OF /b/ BE YOUR WARNING AGAINST MAKING UP NON-EXISTENT RULES.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6430 20:33

The eighth rule of DQN is if you're going to mention any board from That Place: don't.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6430 22:31

The ninth rule of DQN is that the third and sixth rules of DQN should be exchanged with the tenth and fourteenth rules of DQN.

14 Name: ὓ0!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6430 22:57

The tenth rule of DQN strictly prohibits it's exchange with any other rules.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6431 00:43

The eleventh rule of DQN is really getting tired of this willy-nilly rule-making bullshit.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6431 11:52

And rule number eight is, if its your first day at Fight Club... You HAVE to fight.

Wait this isn't Fight Club. FUCK

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6431 12:10

I don't know which rule this is, but ミトンが好き

18 Name: The twelfth rule of DQN : 1993-09-6431 14:33

Hi, I'm the twelfth rule of DQN

19 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6431 14:46

Combined rules thirteenth, fourteenth and fifteenth of DQN:
13: It is rude to think in the faces of other DQNs.
14: Thinking makes you look silly and foolish.
15: If by chances you begin to think, strike your forehead and then your thought should stop.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6431 18:53

The 100th rule of DQN allows you to override all rules, so long as you have followed the 16th rule of DQN all your life.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6431 18:54

The Twentieth Rule of DQN is, dare to be stupid.

"But I don't want to go among mad people," ESpeoN/nPA remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Dokyun: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said ESpeoN/nPA.
"You must be," said the Dokyun, "or you wouldn't have come here."

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6432 12:37

The first implied rule of DQN is if you suspect your cum might taste like toast dipped in egg, you have to eat it.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6433 02:17

>>22
What the fuck?

Second implied rule of DQN is that you never, ever say that.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6433 18:57

I don't know what you know about DQN ( I am an expert ), but it is of my comprehension that there is not, in fact, such censorship as to what one should or shouldn't say.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6434 01:20

The First Rhetorical Question of DQN is, how can you say you're an expert if you don't know what I know?

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6434 03:40

37: Anything any DQN says is Sacred Dogma AUTOMATICALLY.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6434 06:27

34: There is always a mitten version of it. NO EXCEPTIONS

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6435 08:22

34.5. If you cannot single-handedly get a thread to >>1000 by Oppai Oppai, you don't deserve to call yourself a man.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6435 18:43

>>28
Don't taunt me.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 21:59

The 108th rule of DQN is that you follow the 108th rule, twice.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6447 22:38

39. Don't taunt >>28.

32 Name: 🔰!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6447 22:41

#42: see #42.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6448 00:42

( ・-・) Rule 8 3/4 of DQN is: no matter what the thread is about, I'm going to derail it.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6472 00:48

( ・ω・) Rule 23K is, I'm your beeeeeeeeeeeeeest friend.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6472 16:17

Rule ⅖ is no fractions near the pool.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6473 14:19

Rule B is: pool's closed

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