A girl touched >>0 's penis for the first time ever and he instantly ejaculated and loudly farted.
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1276603787/l50 surely? i'm sure this very post was used
>>2 did all the work I don't need to explain why he's socially awkward
>>3 Did you make this thread again purely for the sake of making that joke?
>>5 holds doors open without checking if anyone is behind him, adding an average of 37 minutes to his daily commute.
>>6 always stares at the ground in fear someone will make eye contact with him.
>>7 walks around with his eyes closed because he feels uncomfortable staring at the ground.
>>9 is a NEET because he's too shy to go to any job interviews.