ITT The Previous Poster is Socially Awkward (89)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6428 23:50

A girl touched >>0 's penis for the first time ever and he instantly ejaculated and loudly farted.

2 Name: Mr. 2 GET likes to 2 GET : 1993-09-6429 00:05

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1276603787/l50 surely? i'm sure this very post was used

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 04:07

>>2 did all the work I don't need to explain why he's socially awkward

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 13:04

>>3 Did you make this thread again purely for the sake of making that joke?

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 18:46

>>4 lot of noobs we're getting this September, ayup.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6549 07:07

>>5 holds doors open without checking if anyone is behind him, adding an average of 37 minutes to his daily commute.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6549 15:19

>>6 always stares at the ground in fear someone will make eye contact with him.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6549 15:45

>>7 walks around with his eyes closed because he feels uncomfortable staring at the ground.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6549 15:55

>>8 is also >>1-999. He talks to himself because nobody else will.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 11:10

>>9 is a NEET because he's too shy to go to any job interviews.

11 Name: ∠､( l _ l ),､ゝ!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6556 11:18

>>10 is talking to himself. And I'm also talking to >>10, because I'm >>10's fursona.

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 16:14

>>11's fursona has Asperger's Syndrome.

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6567 12:50

>>12 wants to show you his Pokeymans.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6567 17:41

>>13 likes you more than you can possibly imagine, yet will never reveal this.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6567 18:58

>>1-14 are projecting

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6567 20:42

>>15 isn't

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6568 02:00

>>16 is painfully laconic.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6568 16:14

>>17 loves the sound of his own voice.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6568 18:24

http://twitter.com/#!/KujibikiRumble

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6569 07:48

>>19 communicates exclusively via CTRL+V.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 15:49

>>20 doesn't know about killing and yanking.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 17:25

>>21 knows you can't spell "evil" without "vi."

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 18:00

>>22 is fiercely pro-free software and pro-GNU, and has faced persecution for it among his peers.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6573 18:03

>>22 has food stuck in his Unix beard.

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 09:07

>>24 is too socially awkward to make eye contact with >>23.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 21:06

>>25 likes to quote from YouTube Poop memes.

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 22:19

Every social event >>26 has attended within the last year have been furry conventions.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6574 23:10

>>27 Had a heart attack, and had to be rushed to the E.R. when his mask fell off at that furry convention.

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 05:05

>>28 is Brian Peppers.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 08:51

>>29 is Hank, the Angry Drunken Dwarf.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 09:30

>>30 has spent the past five years perfecting his hand-drawn cartoon fan series of Sealab 2021. Nobody has ever heard of it, because he refuses to upload it to any online video platform (their TOS are too restrictive) and is too shy to show it to either of his friends.

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6575 11:54

>>31 is a panda. That species is known for its shyness.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6601 17:40

>>32's sole social interaction consists of trolling /DQN/ by pretending to misunderstand which thread he's posting in.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6602 00:22

>>33 is a DQN poster.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 08:04

>>34 is the main character of every hikikomori anime ever.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6603 18:33

>>35 has watched every hikikomori anime ever.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 13:43

>>36 behaves like a character in his favourite hikikomori anime.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 13:47

>>37 has a 2D complex.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 18:40

>>38 is a fat, ugly-ass dude who likes to cosplay as his favorite loli female anime character.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 20:19

>>39 is on a first-name basis with the staff at Hobby Link Japan and AmiAmi.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6604 22:30

>>40 exaggerates everything he says and makes false statements and wrong conclusions (mocking the infamous style of various sects and conspiracy theories), but everyone takes him seriously.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 21:12

>>41 plays gikopoi at 4 in the morning.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 11:54

>>42 is 42nd poster in this thread!

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 12:21

>>43 does not shower regularly, because he has no one to impress.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 13:44

>>44 is a facebook creeper.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 17:08

>>45 is too shy to use facebook. He can't even look a man on a photo in the eye.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 23:25

>>46 has potent garlic breath and doesn't care.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 23:53

>>47 is terrible at telling jokes.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 08:09

>>48 is a terrible joke.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 12:23

Many people tell jokes about >>49

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 14:33

>>50 causes an awkward silence just by walking through the door.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 17:39

>>51 forces unwanted conversations on strangers.

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 21:15

>>52 likes to discuss poop at the dinner table (of non-scat-fetishists)

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 00:32

>>54 talks to himself when he's in the bathroom.

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6620 05:52

>>53 talks to himself wherever he goes. >>54, we see what you did there.

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 12:07

>>55 jerks off to loli!

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 14:32

>>56 talks like this!

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 16:10

>>57 tAlKs LiKe ThIs XD!!!

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6621 22:00

It wouldn't be actually awkward.
>>58 is full of misconceptions about younger generations.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 00:16

>>59 pretends not to see people that he knows when he passes them in the street, because he's too nervous to talk to them.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 00:24

>>60 has spent more of his life jerking off to porn .gifs on the internet than speaking with people in a face-to-face situation.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 00:37

>>61 released emergency mittens.

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 00:41

>>62 made every post in this thread.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 14:25

>>63 is me

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 18:33

>>64 is a hikikomori

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 20:19

>>65 is a motherfucking motherfucker on a fucking bike.

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6622 22:22

>>66 tries to appear as a humorous person by repeating youtube comments, but always fails.

68 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 02:51

>>67 is so successful at repeating Youtube comments that, as a result, very few people talk to him anymore.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 12:54

>>68 is a chicken on a raft.

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 16:00

>>69 is on a raft with a chicken.

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6623 16:47

>>70's only interaction with other people in meatspace is showing them funny youtube videos.

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 19:42

>>71 Can't go outdoors without wearing camouflage, because he is afraid someone might try to talk to him. >>71 pissed in his camouflage underwear when a deer hunter said hello to him.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 19:45

>>72 has recognized in >>71 his brother in hunting.

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6624 21:07

>>73 Awkwardly waves goodbye to his mother for 10 seconds right in front of the college entrance.

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 00:33

>>74 never really looks into people's eyes when he talks to them. He knows he should, so he looks right above their eyes, to make it appear as if he is looking into their eyes, but everyone can see it anyways and teases him about it softly.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 00:52

>>75 cannot make friends with anyone unless they like some of the same anime or video games that he does.

77 Name: !EQmEmVtTi2 : 1993-09-6625 02:11

>>76 spends all day lurking deeply within Gikopoi and yet never has spoken a single word.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 05:14

>>77 stalks the boyfriend of the girl he likes after finding out she's taken.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6625 12:19

>>78 diverts his eyes away from every girl he likes.

80 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9438 04:39

>>79 Stares at every girl he likes.

81 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9438 23:43

>>80 is just talking about himself, please come home, we miss you

82 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9461 07:39

>>81 Has the characteristics of an incel.

83 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9463 15:33

>>82 spends all his days browsing various anonymous forums

84 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9463 20:55

>>83 doesn't know when to stop talking, and takes silence as permission to delve deeper into the already very boring topic they're waffling on about

85 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9492 00:09

>>84
has watched every coen brother movie except miller's crossing because he read a bad review on imdb

86 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9505 07:49

>>86 recently tried to hit on a girl in an elevator by stroking her hair

87 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9506 07:05

>>86 can't even post in this thread properly

88 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9532 18:49

>>87 Goes to local cafes to talk to random people minding their own business in hopes of making friends.

89 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-9567 16:47

>>88 Wears a heavily faded shirt with the logo of an obscure heavy metal band. >>88's pants are just as faded.

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