[POETRY] Haiku Thread [FIVE, SEVEN, FIVE] (67)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 19:16

ITT we write
Our replies in haiku form;
Make it sound profound.

We will not allow
Individualism
Stick with the format.

Yes, that includes you,
Mr Beady Eyes. I would
Also like to say:

>>2 is a panda.
>>2 is such a panda.
A panda is >>2.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 20:51

eats only bamboo
no nutritional value
dumb stupid panda!

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 03:29

I wrote a haiku
of DQN quality!
Now I will post it.

4 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6545 08:15

Post of a haiku
Name field has been completed
Thoughts of purple fur

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6545 19:40

ƒ~ƒgƒ“‚ͺD‚«I
ƒ~ƒgƒ“‚ͺD‚«‚‘‚‘I
ƒ~ƒgƒ“‚ͺD‚«I

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6547 06:38

fuck you
fuck you
fuck you all

7 Name: Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6547 10:01

The DQN board.
An ignorant troll leaps in.
Laughter sounds at him.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6547 19:55

The jews after him
Come to arrest the wizard.
He defeats them all.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 05:23

Haiku's not that tough
Just crib things from girl cartoons
Mogami-gawa

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 07:47

i WiLl AllOw u
iNtO thE vIp aReA
iF u PaY me 'nUff ;)

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 19:06

( ˃ ƒŽ˂) ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) ( ˃ ƒŽ˂)
( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE) ( EƒΦE)
( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E) ( E-E)

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6548 19:29

>>11
miton ga suki
hello my name is clonepa
fuckass fuck fuck fuck

13 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6549 23:37

Mittens are falling.
Emergency button was pressed.
It's an emergency.

14 Name: Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6550 00:00

GET of the fourteenth post.
Fourteen squared equals one
Hundred ninety six.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6550 16:16

Grandpa, Dapper Gent
Thinks this place is really swell.
Twenty-Three Skidoo!

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 02:25

‚k@‚n@‚k@‚n@‚k
‚q@‚n@‚e@‚k@‚l@‚`@‚n
‚S@‚t@‚h@‚W@ƒΞ

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 15:09

wowwww dude i'm so baked
i have been educated
but no employment

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6551 17:29

Ÿˆ‚Ν‰½ˆ?
Ž„‚Ν’N‚Ύ?
‚³‚Α‚Ο‚θ‚ΎB

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6552 06:10

The problem with >>1's
Poem is that ha-i-ku
Has three syllables.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6552 10:05

Don't think. Feel. And you'll
be TANASINNˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζˆζ

ˆζˆζˆζˆζ

21 Name: Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6552 11:39

There was an Old Man of Nebraska
Who decided to walk to Alaska
When he died on his way,
Someone sighed and said,
"I'm not carrying him back to Nebraska!"

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6553 13:13

I'm going to post Haiku from Yoshi's Island 3-8 map:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Never forget,
What I say to you.

Timing is all,
And aim true,
Measure the angle,
And win, do!

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6553 14:11

Mister >>22,
Please post in haiku format.
Think "five-seven-five".

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6553 21:41

I am >>twenty-two
if you don't like my posts
my posts don't like you!

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6554 05:21

Mister >>24,
Oops! Seems you did it again.
You are almost there.

26 Name: Ϊ€( l _ l ),€T!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6554 08:15

is it possible
for elitist superculture
to thrive without trips?

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6554 09:28

I'm never like this. I'm never supposed to care. Yet, still; I love her.

28 Name: 24 : 1993-09-6554 21:33

I try my best
Think 'five-seven-five'
it's not enough

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6554 22:00

Sorry >>28,
But I think you should just stick
With today's special.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6555 10:08

Order a breakfast.
"Sorry, we're all out of that,"
Says the sullen Rei.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6555 12:13

nigger nigger dong
i am not good with haiku
what what fuck tits ffffffff

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6555 22:25

>>31 is not
a good example of
quality posting

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 00:00

Number Thirty-One
Is VIP QUALITY
Problem, Officer?

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 20:42

equine based problems
clop-clop clop-clop in my house
please die far away

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6562 01:27

>>32 is not
A haiku
And neither is this

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6562 01:46

My dear >>35,
It seems like you aren't even
Trying any more!

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6562 08:47

To >>33-san:
We're not SAOVQ.
You should go back there.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 23:04

Boys, drawn to my yard
Their words in chorus singing
Your milkshake loses

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 11:23

Biochem beckons.
The balance of energy-
Sugars and lipids.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 08:08

5
7
5

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6655 03:40

Morning dog walking
Red leaves with frozen raindrops
Fuck it's cold outside.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6655 05:05

Number forty-two
A boring, stupid haiku
Ignore it and move on

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6655 16:55

Life is amazing
Lines of coke off a girl's chest
Also a blowjob

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6658 14:07

stupid drug seekers
we are out of sudafed
enjoy your no teeth

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 03:01

>>40
Five syllables
Seven syllables follow
Ending with five more.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 03:23

>>45, indeed,
laudable effort from you.
But you messed up, too.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 12:07

Time to die again
DQN DQN LOL
because it's winter

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 20:14

Œg‘Ρ‚Ν
—ωŠ’‚Μ‚ζ‚€‚Ι
‚’‚Β‚ΰƒIƒt

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 20:27

To Yoshinoya
I went; extra sauce is what
I ordered. Good times.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 03:00

penis is a great
treat for the whores and gay men
it lets out semen.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 06:22

JESUS CHRIST, FAT GIRLS
LET'S BLAST THEM INTO THE SUN!
FUCK THEM, FUCK THEM ALL

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 12:42

Chemical symbol
Of ruthenium resides
On back of my hand

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 13:10

Eastern Wonderland,
The story of HUUMA
Is crazy bullshit

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 14:25

He wants skeletons
Skeleton Harvester
Do not google him

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 15:19

>>54

DQN knows 'bout
Buttersafe; we even made
A Ham Smash 'Em Up!

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 21:29

My three cat posters
Adorn these sterile white walls
With soft feline smiles

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 23:38

”o‹εA‚Ύ‚Ζ‚§H
‚Σ‚΄‚―‚Θ‚’‚Ε‚ζ
Ž‚ˁAƒNƒ\‚ͺI

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 17:05

Desk covered in shit.
Not literal shit, of course;
Why would you think that?

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 18:34

>>58, hey, now:
Why not just say what you mean?
Just say it's messy.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 11:40

@@@@@| _
@@@@@|„DM)@@@Poor neglected thread.
@@@@@|Ό@@@@@
@@@@@|

@@@@@τ@@™
@@@τ@@@^ _@@@
@@@@@@R(L„DM;)Ι @@No one's here; I can dance now!
@@ @ @@@ (@ ‚Φ) @@@
@ @ @ @ @@‚­ @@@@@@

@@@τ@@@@™
@@@@@τ@^ _@@@
@@@@@@Ri;L„DMjɁ@@RANTA TANTA TAN
@@ @ @@@ (‚ց@ ) @@@
@ @ @ @ @@@@ >@@@@

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 18:50

Hey, I see you there!
>>60-san dances about.
Now this thread is bumped.

62 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10069 19:33

The last haiku thread
I had posts from years ago
But where did they go?

63 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10072 04:30

There was an old thread
Where I posted my haikus
But this is not it?

64 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10072 10:12

>>62,63
Could it maybe be
One of the threads pasted at
The end of this post?

https://4-ch.net/general/kareha.pl/1417217110/
https://4-ch.net/general/kareha.pl/1401911991/

65 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10075 03:19

>>64
Thank you very much
The fear of impermanence
Suddenly struck me

66 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10075 07:09

Falling autumn leaves
Like mittens sink to the earth
All will pass someday

67 Name: vc: birding : 1993-09-10075 09:35

Lick my asshole cunt
Clean it, lick it, love my asshole
I fart on your face

Return Entire thread Last 50 posts
Name: Link:
Leave these fields empty (spam trap):
More options...
Verification: