[POETRY] Haiku Thread [FIVE, SEVEN, FIVE] (67)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6544 19:16

ITT we write
Our replies in haiku form;
Make it sound profound.

We will not allow
Individualism
Stick with the format.

Yes, that includes you,
Mr Beady Eyes. I would
Also like to say:

>>2 is a panda.
>>2 is such a panda.
A panda is >>2.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6556 00:00

Number Thirty-One
Is VIP QUALITY
Problem, Officer?

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6561 20:42

equine based problems
clop-clop clop-clop in my house
please die far away

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6562 01:27

>>32 is not
A haiku
And neither is this

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6562 01:46

My dear >>35,
It seems like you aren't even
Trying any more!

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6562 08:47

To >>33-san:
We're not SAOVQ.
You should go back there.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6610 23:04

Boys, drawn to my yard
Their words in chorus singing
Your milkshake loses

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6611 11:23

Biochem beckons.
The balance of energy-
Sugars and lipids.

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6614 08:08

5
7
5

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6655 03:40

Morning dog walking
Red leaves with frozen raindrops
Fuck it's cold outside.

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6655 05:05

Number forty-two
A boring, stupid haiku
Ignore it and move on

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6655 16:55

Life is amazing
Lines of coke off a girl's chest
Also a blowjob

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6658 14:07

stupid drug seekers
we are out of sudafed
enjoy your no teeth

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 03:01

>>40
Five syllables
Seven syllables follow
Ending with five more.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6660 03:23

>>45, indeed,
laudable effort from you.
But you messed up, too.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6681 12:07

Time to die again
DQN DQN LOL
because it's winter

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 20:14

携帯は
煉瓦のように
いつもオフ

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6778 20:27

To Yoshinoya
I went; extra sauce is what
I ordered. Good times.

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 03:00

penis is a great
treat for the whores and gay men
it lets out semen.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 06:22

JESUS CHRIST, FAT GIRLS
LET'S BLAST THEM INTO THE SUN!
FUCK THEM, FUCK THEM ALL

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 12:42

Chemical symbol
Of ruthenium resides
On back of my hand

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 13:10

Eastern Wonderland,
The story of HUUMA
Is crazy bullshit

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 14:25

He wants skeletons
Skeleton Harvester
Do not google him

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6779 15:19

>>54

DQN knows 'bout
Buttersafe; we even made
A Ham Smash 'Em Up!

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 21:29

My three cat posters
Adorn these sterile white walls
With soft feline smiles

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6780 23:38

俳句、だとぉ？
ふざけないでよ
氏ね、クソが！

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 17:05

Desk covered in shit.
Not literal shit, of course;
Why would you think that?

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6781 18:34

>>58, hey, now:
Why not just say what you mean?
Just say it's messy.

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6965 11:40

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61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7480 18:50

Hey, I see you there!
>>60-san dances about.
Now this thread is bumped.

62 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10069 19:33

The last haiku thread
I had posts from years ago
But where did they go?

63 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10072 04:30

There was an old thread
Where I posted my haikus
But this is not it?

64 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10072 10:12

>>62,63
Could it maybe be
One of the threads pasted at
The end of this post?

https://4-ch.net/general/kareha.pl/1417217110/
https://4-ch.net/general/kareha.pl/1401911991/

65 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10075 03:19

>>64
Thank you very much
The fear of impermanence
Suddenly struck me

66 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10075 07:09

Falling autumn leaves
Like mittens sink to the earth
All will pass someday

67 Name: vc: birding : 1993-09-10075 09:35

Lick my asshole cunt
Clean it, lick it, love my asshole
I fart on your face

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