>>8-12 Opening paragraph>>15-20 Second paragraph>>22-25 Third paragraph>>28-32 Closing paragraph
>>5 Salutation>>11,22,28 Flowery metaphors>>16,24 Seasonally appropriate similes>>29-32 Lewd suggestions>>35 Valediction>>36 Signature
Ur mom
ちんこFUCK!
Ur dad
is better looking but less agile.