∧__∧
　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"Do or do not. You could also try."
　　　.ノ^　yヽ、
　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
　　　　/ 　l |
"""~""""""~"""~"""~"

　　　　∧__∧
　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"To be, or not to be, that's a statement."
　　　.ノ^　yヽ、
　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
　　　　/ 　l |
"""~""""""~"""~"""~"

　　　　∧__∧
　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"Give a man a fish and he'll have a fish. Teach a man to fish, and he will know how to fish."
　　　.ノ^　yヽ、
　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
　　　　/ 　l |
"""~""""""~"""~"""~"

espeon is a shitposter

>>12
Okay, I was ready to throw you a line after >>11's insightful inquisition into your vaguely redeeming qualities as compared to >>10's awful post. You continue however to somehow sidestep the established theme of the entire thread (save only your use of the original textual format, which even then is marred by unacceptably individualist additions), thus contributing little if anything at all towards its intended idiosyncrasies. Therefore I am almost willing to renounce any pity or praise I may have silently given you in favor of >>10's judgment, as it appears once again valid and relevant.

What this all really means, though, is that you, >>12, should just stick with today's special.

　　　　∧__∧
　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"An apple a day keeps the grocery store in business."
　　　.ノ^　yヽ、
　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
　　　　/ 　l |
"""~""""""~"""~"""~"

　　　∧__∧
　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"Many men smoke, but Fu Manchu."
　　　.ノ^　yヽ、
　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
　　　　/ 　l |
"""~""""""~"""~"""~"

　　　　∧__∧
　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"That is an excellent point, kind sir >>16. If I may present a rebuttal? No, I do not actually think that was an excellent point."
　　　.ノ^　yヽ、
　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
　　　　/ 　l |
"""~""""""~"""~"""~"

>>16
As per the thread title - "ITT we make witty quotes mundane" - you most certainly have done nothing whatsoever in order to deprive a quote of its wittiness, much less satirize anything which resembles a quote, witty or not. Indeed, the tags imply a general lack of humor, but if you look closely you will see it actually arises from the sense of irony in the action of none other than making witty quotes rather assuredly mundane.

　　　　∧__∧
　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"I went to Yoshinoya the other day. I ate a cheap lunch and left satisfied."
　　　.ノ^　yヽ、
　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
　　　　/ 　l |
"""~""""""~"""~"""~"

[aa]
　　　　∧__∧
　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"God is less relevant because there are fewer Christians."
　　　.ノ^　yヽ、
　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
　　　　/ 　l |
"""~""""""~"""~"""~" [/aa]

　　　　∧__∧
　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"A friend in need is a friend who currently needs something."
　　　.ノ^　yヽ、
　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
　　　　/ 　l |
"""~""""""~"""~"""~"

　　　　∧__∧
　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"Desperate times call for careful evaluation of past choices."
　　　.ノ^　yヽ、
　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
　　　　/ 　l |
"""~""""""~"""~"""~"

　　　 　∩_∩
　　　　 ( ･-･)　　"I need to figure out a clever way to derail this thread."
　　　.ノ^　yヽ、
　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
　　　　/ 　l |
"""~""""""~"""~"""~"

　　　　∧__∧
　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"It carries out and is fairly heavy."
　　　.ノ^　yヽ、
　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
　　　　/ 　l |
"""~""""""~"""~"""~"

　　　　∧__∧
　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"Funniness is the soul of wit."
　　　.ノ^　yヽ、
　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
　　　　/ 　l |
"""~""""""~"""~"""~"

　　　　∧__∧
　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"There are 2 types of people, those that understand binary and those that don't."
　　　.ノ^　yヽ、
　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
　　　　/ 　l |
"""~""""""~"""~"""~"

　　　　∧__∧
　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"Don't judge a book before you know what it's about."
　　　.ノ^　yヽ、
　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
　　　　/ 　l |
"""~""""""~"""~"""~"

　　　　∧__∧
　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"Great minds think a lot."
　　　.ノ^　yヽ、
　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ
　　　　/ 　l |
"""~""""""~"""~"""~"

>>40
　　　　∧__∧
　　　 (｀･ω･´)　　"Moving sluggishly within my dermis,
　　　.ノ^　yヽ、　　these injuries refuse to mend themselves.
　　　ヽ,,ﾉ==l ﾉ　　 My phobias are the cause of my failings.
　　　　/ 　l | I am uncertain about the world around me."
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