In the beginning I am running in the forest naked as fast as I can, as if I'm escaping from something. I encounter big swarms of aggressive bees recklessly stinging me on the road but it doesn't stop me. Then I get to a branch and realize that all but one of the stings were actually nails. Strangely, those nails are actually reversed, pointing up with the head inside my skin.
Suddenly, an empty cinema room. I'm standing there, examining the only one of those stings that isn't a nail, and vomitting on it in order to neutralize the poison. The nails are expulsed out of my skin, the scars and the vomit disappear, I take a seat, and people start getting inside the room.
The film starts, and I know even before its beginning it's a sequel to a show I really like (Kaamelott). But that film is fucking terrible, and the only scene I remember is some guy running ejecting nails out of his skin.
Suddenly, I'm in a medieval Europe-styled market next to the forest and a railroad. Someone is with me and goes on the railroad. I tell that person what ey's doing is dangerous and ey comes back. I look at an arcade game in the market and decide to play it. The screen shows a cylindric tower slightly to the left in front of a blue sky with a few clouds, and there are ghosts with their tongues out represented exactly by the same sprite as in the Touhou games for PC-98.
And then I wake up.
UH
Now where have I seen this thread before.
>>3
Suck my cock, dude.
I had a dream where an alligator snapping turtle climbed down a tree and bit something, causing it to split in two.
Then, I had this dream where some guy with a 1980s Chevy Class C RV was trailing my car by 3 feet. We both stopped in the same parking lot and I confronted him. He gave me some bullshit story, and I raged when I saw that he also had a Chevy Cruze. I told him how much corporate welfare pisses me off, and he got someone to tow my car away, because I don't have an American car. I discovered that the tow company didn't tow my car properly, so I got ready to sue them. Then I woke up.
Okay.
I'm in this old, stately house with lots of ornate filigrees and complex moldings. It's well-lit and pretty.
Someone is warning me not to snoop around in here but I keep having to go deeper for one reason or another.
I meet a girl on the second floor. I talk to her for a while about what it's like outside and promise to come see her again.
Later, I notice that I can't touch things. It's like everything I'm seeing is just being projected in front of me.
At that point, someone starts getting upset with me and I know what's happening.
She isn't a person, and never was. She is some kind of monster that usurps reality by substituting its own identical copy. I start being able to grab things again.
I messed up by telling it about the outside world, so now it knows about it. It somehow got stuck in that house and I set it free.
I run back upstairs to try and beg it to stop until I realize that it can't stop, and that I no longer exist. I'm the monster, I've over-written the guy who set me free.
I can't remember specific dreams, but I do have a whole generic fantasy/harem setting in which I battle goblins and dragons and all that jazz. It's pretty lame, but the dreams are semi-lucid and very consistent. I could probably write ten novels' worth of the stories and settings I've encountered.
I only wish my imagination was this active while I was awake...
I don't dream.
Unless I take melatonin and diphenhydramide after a period of sleep deprivation.
Last night, I had a dream which took place on some grassy dunes near the sea. I was aware that, somehow, everybody could now wish for whatever they like, but the wishes couldn't contradict one another or be reversed. So, obviously, I wished to be a little girl. And I was.
I wandered down the hill/dune and found a girl sitting on one of those swing bench things. She was a little tomboyish, and, after talking to her a little, I said that she should totally try wishing to be a man, or at least to have the appropriate genitalia. She said she's consider it.
I had a dream where talking bears lived in a condo complex and kept deer as pets. At times the deer would not behave properly. I gave them advice and it worked. The next time the deer misbehaved, I told them what to do but I was ignored. What the talking bears did was not effective. Each time I told the talking bears what to do, the bears would just say "We are superior to humans."
That sounds too much like the stupidity that happens in my life.
I had a dream in which I posted something on DQN. I don't remember what I was posting, but my captcha was inositol.
I was working in an office. No idea what it was we did, but it was some kind of creative endeavor. Helen Mirrin worked upstairs, and I heard her say "What is this tripe? This is ridiculous." A moment later she starts belting out some 60's rock song about Thundercats in a perfect Grace Slick impersonation.
My immediate thought was "Damn, I've GOT to get her on my project somehow." I woke up just as I got to my corner office. Never did find out what my job was.
So I was in this restaurant in Beijing and sat down to eat a salad. The Chinese dude next to me watched me eat, then after I'd finished told me that it was someone else's meal, and I was in big trouble. I dismissed his worry, and asked him to fix my phone's Kindle app, which had decided to download Korean versions of all my ebooks over the English ones. I woke up just as the Chinese Food Cops were wall-jumping up the street in my direction and yelling at me to stay where I was.
A guy who didn't like me at school pissed in my orange juice so I stabbed him all over but no blood came out.
A guy fucked me in the ass and I woke up with a shame boner.
I met a guy I went to school with and said hello, but he completely ignored me. It turned out it was actually a robot version of him, created in order to act in a historically hyper-accurate play written and directed by one of my flatmates.
I just remember Volts = Watts * Seconds which isn't true since it's Volts = Watts * Amps
>>21
That wasn't a dream, you just existed in 2 time dimension X 2 space dimension space for a short time.
I had a really vivid dream last night, I was playing a GTA game, and I was in the top corner of the map where it was mostly water, I was on a dirtbike, and most of the land was broken boardwalks and walkways, and a big half-sunken ship. I was trying to get back to the land but I kept fucking up and drowning, and it kept respawning me on these boardwalks in the middle of nowhere, until one time where I managed to land on the ship. Pedestrians were spawning on the ship, and I had fun for a while walking into them so they fell through the gaps and off the side of the spiral staircases that went down into the bottom of the ship.
But then the next part of the dream was real life rather than in-game, and it was a mass funeral for all these people I'd killed pushing off the ship and down stairs and stuff. One of the people I pushed was a girl who survived, she somehow lost an eye. She was wearing a figureskating outfit. She was speaking in front of all mourners about how I'd killed her sister, and she was still going to take part in this big figureskating championship, for her sister. Everyone applauded her bravery but the other figureskating girls were also there, and they were mad because they knew that they didn't have a chance because this girl was going to get all the sympathy votes from the judges.
It was so vivid and so odd.
Dreamed I was in some weird X-Files episode where Mulder had gone into hiding and even Scully didn't know where he was, but I was being questioned like I would know something.
I was trying to explain Grignard reagents to my mother and sister, but I kept getting interrupted.
Dreamed my mom found my Fleshlight and had quietly put it with the dishes to be washed. Then later the dog crawled up in the chimney knocking down all sorts of dirt and soot, and I had to pull him out. Then there was more scrabbling in the chimney and I pulled out another puppy that wasn't ours.
I had a dream about making a steampunk fleshlight.
I had a dream where a microwave oven melted away into infinitely deep white space leaving me with a timer knob in my fingers. I guess I shouldn't have turned it.
One minute out of twenty.
I had a long and elaborate dream, but the only thing I really remember was the fact that I tried a face mask thing -- you know, the gel(?) stuff you put on your face, and then it hardens and you pull it off and your face is cleaner afterwards.
I thought it would remove the blackheads on my nose, but to my dismay, it actually left me with big warts, zits, and scars.
When I woke up, I immediately went to the bathroom and checked my face. It was fine. I then washed my face very thoroughly.
Many rooms, large cooridoor
giagantic double doors
small monorails dumping clothes
I dreamt that I was a student at a special-ed school. Our teacher was cute and I was slightly infatuated with her. Everybody else was warm and welcoming and I felt a really strong sensation of belonging.
I don't know how to feel about this dream at all. Realizing that I dreamt I was literally retarded doesn't leave a nice after-taste, but the dream itself was so pleasant.
Maybe I should've been born retarded, then I'd be able to justify my mediocrity, sloth and general pusillanimity.
I dreamed that I was browsing the internet - I think it might even have been DQN I was browsing at the time - and noticed an annoying piece of adware I had a while back had shown up again. "Oh no," I thought to myself, "I thought I'd gotten rid of that!" Then I remembered I had gotten rid of that, and successfully deduced that I was dreaming. Instead of proceeding to have a fun lucid dream, living out fantasies I could never achieve in real life, I unfortunately found that I was simply stuck in one position in front of my laptop, chin on hand, unable to move at all. Then I woke up.
It had something to do with a hamster I used to have. I was holding the hamster and it was squirming around like hamsters do, and I was a bit worried it would bite me, but it didn't. Someone was complimenting how soft the hamster's fur was.
(In before Legend of Raggot references)
There were vampires. The cops were questioning a guy who'd recently turned, he was trying to tell them this isn't what it looks like, then he pulled a shotgun on them.
I had this dream where Freddy Kruger and Pedobear were fighting each other. The winner of the fight was to be declared the worst nightmare a child could ever face.