>>2 The time of the joke
>>3-6 List of items required
>>7-12 Step by step instructions
>>13 Title of the joke
>>14 The target of the joke

three bananas

A bottle of hot sauce

A hundred dollars worth of monkey feces

A can of deodorant

1. Seduce >>14's girlfriend and/or pet monkey using the bananas and enlist her/its aid for the joke.

2. Teach it how to use deodorant, and (this is critical) how not to use deodorant.

3. Treat >>14 to dinner at a fine Mexican restaurant several times so as to give him a taste for spicy foods.

Flirting is a way to feel good about yourself, because if the person flirts back it becomes a "Im still attractive". The problem is however how the flirting is being done.

If a person is going to a night club and flirting with people it is a problem in my eyes. More so if the partner is going without YOU.

On the flip side of it, you say you are in a long distance relationship and well people need to be constantly told of their likeness. Flirting is a way to do that, but in the heat of the moment flirting can lead to more things if both people want to... be it a conscious thing or a sub-conscious thing.

4. Confuse >>14 by placing an unrelated post half way through the thread. When he isn't watching, take one of the bananas and smear it with a liberal brushing of monkey faeces.

5. Show the bottle of hot sauce to >>14 and offer the banana. Explain it's a local delicacy, spicy banana. Once >>14 eats the banana, reveal that it was covered in monkey feces.