>>1
Okay, listen to me. Have a look through this thread. Look at the number of posts made by either you or Espeon, both talking about nothing but yourselves and/or trying to start a two-man circlejerk. Now look at the number of posts criticising either you or Espeon. The rest are literally all unrelated. This thread has only two genuine participants: you and Espeon.

You might say "Well what's wrong with that?" To be honest, I don't care about your ridiculous infatuation. I have no desire to prevent you from talking to Espeon, and, although I think tripcode usage is in general a bad idea, I don't think Espeon is a person who shouldn't be here. He's just a little too self obsessed.

Ultimately, however, this thread is an eye sore. There are only ten threads on the front page, and I don't want 10% of them to be shit that all but two of the DQN populace actively hates. I don't want to have to scroll past this verbal diarrhea every fucking day, and I don't want anyone else to have to either. Therefore, I propose a solution. Two, in fact!

1) (The more preferred solution) You and Espeon exchange email addresses. You can continue your ridiculous worshipping in privacy, Espeon gets the attention he evidently craves, and the rest of us don't have to put up with this. The two of you are also entirely free from criticism from the rest of us.

2) (The less preferred solution) Nobody bumps this thread again. You and Espeon continue to post here using sage. You can keep this thread bookmarked if you like. As above, the two of you can satisfy each others desires and the rest of us remain undisturbed.

A message specifically to anyone besides >>1 and Espeon:
Please, don't post in this thread again. Not even with sage. Not even to tell them how terrible this thread is. Don't give either person anything to respond to. I personally plan to bump this thread off the front page every time I see it, and I would appreciate anyone of a sympathetic opinion to do the same.

A message specifically to Espeon:
I don't hate you. I only hate the fact that you post with a tripcode. You have been mocked and ostracised countless times for using it. I cannot understand why you cling to it but it has become obvious that you don't want to give it up, so I won't ask you to. Please, however, try to be more considerate towards other posters. Don't obsess over yourself as you are prone to doing. The best way to silence those who hate you is to make yourself a better poster.

A message specifically to >>1:
I have no idea who you are (supposedly you're Tokiko?) and I have no desire to know, but your posts are consistently a pain to read. As I have already said, I don't care about your infatuation with Espeon and nor does anybody else. Personally I love my waifu very much but I understand that it isn't appropriate to mention her at every available opportunity, so I don't. I have never even mentioned her name on DQN; there simply hasn't been any reason. Similarly, there is no reason for you to keep posting about Espeon everywhere. Be considerate of the rest of us and we will treat you as an equal. If you refuse to do this, just leave.