( ；ﾟДﾟ) >>3 jizzed into his cup of tea, gave it a stir and drank it...
( ；ﾟДﾟ) <Mice live in my ceiling and they make noise at night and wake me up and most of the time I do not realise what woke me and I wonder why I am awake.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Unknown jizz on my anime-figurines
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Did that thing just move?
( ；ﾟДﾟ) THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
( ；ﾟДﾟ) >>8 likes to watch me through my window when I jerk off to ladyboys.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) >>9 Woke up with a tripcode written on his forehead.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) >>11's response to the captchas thread wound up in here...
( ；ﾟДﾟ) That quiet scrabbling sound under my bedroom window last night.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) I live on the third floor!
( ﾟДﾟ) Nocturnal birds
( ；ﾟДﾟ) in their thousands!
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Espeon's hairy butthole!
( ；ﾟДﾟ) o god I think something just touched me, oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Seeing someone else make a post while you're lurking!
( ；ﾟДﾟ) The mice in my ceiling that make noise all night.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Spiders can crawl into your mouth while you're sleeping.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Your voice played back on a recording
( ；ﾟДﾟ) You can't spell MASON without MASO.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Being alone...
( ；ﾟДﾟ) the horrors i witnessed after being trapped in the confines of the elitist superstructure for 24 years
( ；ﾟДﾟ) the touch of something slimy and squirming in the dark
>>25
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Do you mean the thought of hurtling down an infinitely deep, continually narrowing spiral staircase of consciousness and being supremely aware that it's occurring all the while?
( ；ﾟДﾟ) If so, yes.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Being alone and insignificant in an unimaginably vast and empty universe.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) It's a fine day with you around.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) the horror of being cummed inside
( ；ﾟДﾟ) AIDS
( ；ﾟДﾟ) I will never reveal the Wu-Tang secret.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) I once met a woman who was a great medical assistant. She said the reason she could give a shot to anyone was because she was addicted to heroin for many years.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) When I was little I had recurring nightmares about being hunted by a vampire. After watching a nature show that mentioned how animals play dead to avoid predators, I had the vampire nightmare and tried playing dead. The last thing I heard before waking up screaming was the vampire standing over me and saying "That's right... relax... relax..."
( ；ﾟДﾟ) The inevitable heat death of the universe.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) audio CD glitches in a quiet song
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Unusual error messages on bootup.
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Dolls_in_Pseudo_Paradise/Story#C62_Version
( ；ﾟДﾟ) I thought Gensokyo was a fun, happy place...
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Getting a signal on your mobile phone with no indication of what network the signal is from, then receiving a blank text from a number you don't recognise.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) "The Conversion Bureau." Imagine a popular animated TV show for little girls. Imagine fanfic about it--misanthropic, grimdark, genuinely creepy and depressing fanfic.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) The tons of thunderstorms visible in ISS flyover videos of Earth.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) On my bus ride through the inner city, I passed three tractors with trailers carrying large stacks of hay bales. Where are they bringing them?
( ；ﾟДﾟ) If you dug a hole through to the other side of the earth, you would be burnt to a crisp by magma and never make it.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) If you took the long way around, you would probably die of hypothermia and loneliness because for most developed areas, the opposite side of the planet is at a place in some ocean or other.
>>43
You could just stick your hand under a bit of sand and dig through the earth the short way...
( ；ﾟДﾟ) An old woman just described my dog as "delicious".
>>44
Earth's crust is not all that thick; you would not be saving yourself any time at all through such superficial tunneling, unless you were making some awesome mad scientist zillion-dollar maglev vacuum tubes, and even then, only in the long run.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) What if we have a flat-earther among us?
( ；ﾟДﾟ) The thought of being buried alive.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) ... buried aliiiive.
( ˃ Д˂) KHANNNNNNN!!!! KHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Turns out creationists really are every bit as delusional as they seem.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) My toothbrush was in a different place this morning!
>>51
Sorry about that, I was so tired last night. I promise to put it back in the exact same spot the next time after I use it.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) He noticed!
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Earlier today, an elderly Japanese woman called me "onii-chan".
( ；ﾟДﾟ) http://i.imgur.com/GREys.gif is about aliens. how did they pull that one off?
( ；ﾟДﾟ) One of my teachers has been legally dead twice and has to take twenty different medicines per day or her muscles stop working.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) I understand how >>55's teacher could have been temporarily medically dead, with no heartbeat, and so on, and been resuscitated. But legally dead too? what is this I don't even
( ；ﾟДﾟ) That white thing you saw in the mirror? Don't worry, it can't be a ghost!
( ；ﾟДﾟ) There is a gamelan orchestra in my head.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) bells bells bells
( ；ﾟДﾟ) to the moaning and the groaning of the bells
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Parasites! They grow inside!
( ；ﾟДﾟ) My first love didn't have a middle name!
( ；ﾟДﾟ) There's a hooooole in the ooooocean floooooor...
( ；ﾟДﾟ) 'Cause there's a hooooole in the ozone/Hole in the bottom of the sea/There's a hole in my black Levis/There's a hole runnin' straight through you and me ...
( ；ﾟДﾟ) There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) There's a hole.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) There's a hole.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) He still talks about you to people.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Is he dumb?
( ；ﾟДﾟ) My "ex" is still talking shit to everyone weeks after I left. I'm not sure if this is creepy or just pitiful.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Unmanned drones can be GPS-spoofed. They're being used on the civilian population already, even without spoofing.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Yakumo Yukari.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Being recognized on an anonymous board.
( ;・-・) Oh god my thread is HAUNTEEEEEED!
( ；ﾟДﾟ) voices! images!
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Knowing animals are in your house when you sleep...
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Waking up with a moth on your arm
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Earlier today, I found an incredibly dusty origami box in the back of my desk, which I vaguely recall making when I was younger.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) It contained a dead butterfly. Nothing else.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) parasitic fish that enter through your urethra
( ；ﾟДﾟ) drowning such parasitic fish by masturbation
( ；ﾟДﾟ) the housemate that tries their hardest to remain invisible
( ；ﾟДﾟ) they have their own mini-fridge and a diet so bad they never use the kitchen
( ；ﾟДﾟ) without seeing the bedroom light under the door, you'd never know they existed
( ；ﾟДﾟ) except for the shouty late night WoW sessions and dirty bowls by the sink
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Globster
( ；ﾟДﾟ) ...
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Ur poopin a lot butt wen u go 2 wipe its just blood.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Never being able to know whether there's blood in your poop cause you're colour-blind
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Your old LCD monitor can suddenly receive touchscreen input...
( ；ﾟДﾟ) The reanimation of a dead thread
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Thinking “how funny would it be if there were secret cameras in here” and you do an insane little dance move by yourself then you hear a muffled “what the fuck...” from behind the wall
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Massive tits.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) http://batheinmymilk.com/
( ；ﾟДﾟ) whenever you fap someone dies
( ；ﾟДﾟ) the bot fly
( ；ﾟДﾟ) ultrasound showing maggot infestation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:UOTW_22_-_Ultrasound_of_the_Week_2.webm
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Watch an old TV show to dispel a childhood fear, only to find that the scene never actually existed
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Snakes in the terlet!
( ；ﾟДﾟ) glowbots on social media are actively arguing that the aftermath of nuclear war is wildly exaggerated
( ；ﾟДﾟ) They're trying to normalize nuclear war????
( ；ﾟДﾟ) working on a private Google doc but you spot motion in the upper right corner
( ；ﾟДﾟ) It wasn't a gain of function experiment. It was a loss of function experiment.
watched a soap opera, tv freezed at a frame of an old man staring straight into my soul for a really long time, the image burnt into the tv
( �ｼ幢ｾ渙費ｾ�) minecraft alpha
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Trump appointing a horse as consul
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Current events reminding me that I live close enough to an important military base to probably get dusted with radioactive materials if it gets nuked, but at the same time far enough away to have no hope of being in the instant death zone.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) LLMs are capable of the Nth country experiment
