( G߄D) My toothbrush was in a different place this morning!
>>51
Sorry about that, I was so tired last night. I promise to put it back in the exact same spot the next time after I use it.
( G߄D) He noticed!
( G߄D) Earlier today, an elderly Japanese woman called me "onii-chan".
( G߄D) http://i.imgur.com/GREys.gif is about aliens. how did they pull that one off?
( G߄D) One of my teachers has been legally dead twice and has to take twenty different medicines per day or her muscles stop working.
( G߄D) I understand how >>55's teacher could have been temporarily medically dead, with no heartbeat, and so on, and been resuscitated. But legally dead too? what is this I don't even
( G߄D) That white thing you saw in the mirror? Don't worry, it can't be a ghost!
( G߄D) There is a gamelan orchestra in my head.
( G߄D) bells bells bells
( G߄D) to the moaning and the groaning of the bells
( G߄D) Parasites! They grow inside!
( G߄D) My first love didn't have a middle name!
( G߄D) There's a hooooole in the ooooocean floooooor...
( G߄D) 'Cause there's a hooooole in the ozone/Hole in the bottom of the sea/There's a hole in my black Levis/There's a hole runnin' straight through you and me ...
( G߄D) There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
( G߄D) There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
( G߄D) There's a hole.
( G߄D) There's a hole.
( G߄D) There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
( G߄D) He still talks about you to people.
( G߄D) Is he dumb?
( G߄D) My "ex" is still talking shit to everyone weeks after I left. I'm not sure if this is creepy or just pitiful.
( G߄D) Unmanned drones can be GPS-spoofed. They're being used on the civilian population already, even without spoofing.
( G߄D) Yakumo Yukari.
( G߄D) Being recognized on an anonymous board.
( ;E-E) Oh god my thread is HAUNTEEEEEED!
( G߄D) voices! images!
( G߄D) Knowing animals are in your house when you sleep...
( G߄D) Waking up with a moth on your arm
( G߄D) Earlier today, I found an incredibly dusty origami box in the back of my desk, which I vaguely recall making when I was younger.
( G߄D) It contained a dead butterfly. Nothing else.
( G߄D) parasitic fish that enter through your urethra
( G߄D) drowning such parasitic fish by masturbation
( G߄D) the housemate that tries their hardest to remain invisible
( G߄D) they have their own mini-fridge and a diet so bad they never use the kitchen
( G߄D) without seeing the bedroom light under the door, you'd never know they existed
( G߄D) except for the shouty late night WoW sessions and dirty bowls by the sink
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Globster
( G߄D) ...
( G߄D) Ur poopin a lot butt wen u go 2 wipe its just blood.
( G߄D) Never being able to know whether there's blood in your poop cause you're colour-blind
( G߄D) Your old LCD monitor can suddenly receive touchscreen input...
( G߄D) The reanimation of a dead thread
( G߄D) Thinking ghow funny would it be if there were secret cameras in hereh and you do an insane little dance move by yourself then you hear a muffled gwhat the fuck...h from behind the wall
( G߄D) Massive tits.
( G߄D) http://batheinmymilk.com/
( G߄D) whenever you fap someone dies
( G߄D) the bot fly
( G߄D) ultrasound showing maggot infestation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:UOTW_22_-_Ultrasound_of_the_Week_2.webm
( G߄D) Watch an old TV show to dispel a childhood fear, only to find that the scene never actually existed
( G߄D) Snakes in the terlet!
( G߄D) glowbots on social media are actively arguing that the aftermath of nuclear war is wildly exaggerated
( G߄D) They're trying to normalize nuclear war????