( ；ﾟДﾟ) >>3 jizzed into his cup of tea, gave it a stir and drank it...
( ；ﾟДﾟ) <Mice live in my ceiling and they make noise at night and wake me up and most of the time I do not realise what woke me and I wonder why I am awake.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Unknown jizz on my anime-figurines
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Did that thing just move?
( ；ﾟДﾟ) THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
( ；ﾟДﾟ) >>8 likes to watch me through my window when I jerk off to ladyboys.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) >>9 Woke up with a tripcode written on his forehead.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) >>11's response to the captchas thread wound up in here...
( ；ﾟДﾟ) That quiet scrabbling sound under my bedroom window last night.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) I live on the third floor!
( ﾟДﾟ) Nocturnal birds
( ；ﾟДﾟ) in their thousands!
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Espeon's hairy butthole!
( ；ﾟДﾟ) o god I think something just touched me, oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Seeing someone else make a post while you're lurking!
( ；ﾟДﾟ) The mice in my ceiling that make noise all night.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Spiders can crawl into your mouth while you're sleeping.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Your voice played back on a recording
( ；ﾟДﾟ) You can't spell MASON without MASO.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Being alone...
( ；ﾟДﾟ) the horrors i witnessed after being trapped in the confines of the elitist superstructure for 24 years
( ；ﾟДﾟ) the touch of something slimy and squirming in the dark
>>25
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Do you mean the thought of hurtling down an infinitely deep, continually narrowing spiral staircase of consciousness and being supremely aware that it's occurring all the while?
( ；ﾟДﾟ) If so, yes.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Being alone and insignificant in an unimaginably vast and empty universe.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) It's a fine day with you around.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) the horror of being cummed inside
( ；ﾟДﾟ) AIDS
( ；ﾟДﾟ) I will never reveal the Wu-Tang secret.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) I once met a woman who was a great medical assistant. She said the reason she could give a shot to anyone was because she was addicted to heroin for many years.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) When I was little I had recurring nightmares about being hunted by a vampire. After watching a nature show that mentioned how animals play dead to avoid predators, I had the vampire nightmare and tried playing dead. The last thing I heard before waking up screaming was the vampire standing over me and saying "That's right... relax... relax..."
( ；ﾟДﾟ) The inevitable heat death of the universe.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) audio CD glitches in a quiet song
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Unusual error messages on bootup.
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Dolls_in_Pseudo_Paradise/Story#C62_Version
( ；ﾟДﾟ) I thought Gensokyo was a fun, happy place...
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Getting a signal on your mobile phone with no indication of what network the signal is from, then receiving a blank text from a number you don't recognise.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) "The Conversion Bureau." Imagine a popular animated TV show for little girls. Imagine fanfic about it--misanthropic, grimdark, genuinely creepy and depressing fanfic.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) The tons of thunderstorms visible in ISS flyover videos of Earth.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) On my bus ride through the inner city, I passed three tractors with trailers carrying large stacks of hay bales. Where are they bringing them?
( ；ﾟДﾟ) If you dug a hole through to the other side of the earth, you would be burnt to a crisp by magma and never make it.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) If you took the long way around, you would probably die of hypothermia and loneliness because for most developed areas, the opposite side of the planet is at a place in some ocean or other.
>>43
You could just stick your hand under a bit of sand and dig through the earth the short way...
( ；ﾟДﾟ) An old woman just described my dog as "delicious".
>>44
Earth's crust is not all that thick; you would not be saving yourself any time at all through such superficial tunneling, unless you were making some awesome mad scientist zillion-dollar maglev vacuum tubes, and even then, only in the long run.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) What if we have a flat-earther among us?
( ；ﾟДﾟ) The thought of being buried alive.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) ... buried aliiiive.
( ˃ Д˂) KHANNNNNNN!!!! KHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Turns out creationists really are every bit as delusional as they seem.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) My toothbrush was in a different place this morning!
>>51
Sorry about that, I was so tired last night. I promise to put it back in the exact same spot the next time after I use it.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) He noticed!
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Earlier today, an elderly Japanese woman called me "onii-chan".
( ；ﾟДﾟ) http://i.imgur.com/GREys.gif is about aliens. how did they pull that one off?
( ；ﾟДﾟ) One of my teachers has been legally dead twice and has to take twenty different medicines per day or her muscles stop working.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) I understand how >>55's teacher could have been temporarily medically dead, with no heartbeat, and so on, and been resuscitated. But legally dead too? what is this I don't even
( ；ﾟДﾟ) That white thing you saw in the mirror? Don't worry, it can't be a ghost!
( ；ﾟДﾟ) There is a gamelan orchestra in my head.
( ；ﾟДﾟ) bells bells bells
( ；ﾟДﾟ) to the moaning and the groaning of the bells
( ；ﾟДﾟ) Parasites! They grow inside!
