[ ´ω`] Nordpa (57)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 03:55

[ ´ω`] Yumpin' Yiminee, kids

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 14:25

( ﾟ∀ﾟ) What does the Muslim invasion feel like, Nordpa?

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 14:35

[ ´ω`] I just wish they'd go back to their own countries and stop taking our jobs. At least learn our language if you're going to live here and mooch off us.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 15:23

( ﾟ∀ﾟ) Grandpa, is it true that you people used to eat snow when you ran out of food?

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 18:31

[ ´ω`] We used to eat Britons.

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 20:16

( ﾟ∀ﾟ) <What Nordic language is the best, Grandpa?

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 21:04

[ ´ω`] The one that Vikings forced other people to speak after a successful invasion, >>6

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 22:02

( ﾟ∀ﾟ) <Did you ever meet a Viking grandpa?

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6742 23:33

⁽[ ´ω`] ⁾ Kid, I AM a Viking.

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 10:38

( ﾟ∀ﾟ) Have you got one of those horned helmets?

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 14:49

⁽[ ´ω`] ⁾ These are all natural. I grew them myself.
⁽[ ´ω`]
⁽[ ´ω`] Oh no! One fell off!

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6743 16:41

( ﾟ∀ﾟ) how did you survive the extreme cold and darkness of winter near the arctic circle?

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 15:03

[ ´ω`] We huddled together in enormous groups on the ice and sort of hibernated, living off accumulated fat.

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 16:34

( ´ω`) Hey, Junior. Who's the squarehead?

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 18:15

(・∀・) Beats me, Grandpa. I just got here myself.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6744 19:25

( ・-・) Seriously?

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 14:28

( ・-・) Nobody cares about fucking Grandpa threads any more. Give it up.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 14:48

　　　　 ∧__∧　 ∩ Don't make me go a-viking on your ass, kid.
　　　⁽[,,´ω`]彡☆ *smack* *smack* *smack* *smack*
　　　　⊂彡☆))-・) ow ow ow sorry ow ow
　　　　　☆

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 17:51

( ﾟ∀ﾟ) Grandpa, how are you so skilled in martial arts?

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6745 23:21

( #-・) More like partial farts am i rite

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6748 21:12

(・∀・) ... no.

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6749 00:29

( #-・) Shut up Turn-A Kid, no one likes you.

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6751 10:37

⁽[ ´ω`] Play nice, kids. Or I'll knock your heads together, and that'll make a sound like a bowling alley.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 20:11

( ﾟ∀ﾟ) How is Oslo, Nordpa?

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 21:25

[ ´ω`] T'ings is pretty bad dere at de moment, but dere does seem some hope of a constitutional settlement.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 21:32

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do you never shave?

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6794 21:44

[ ´ω`] the cold weather causes shaving cream to freeze.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 19:36

(・∀・) How many baby's did you impale on pikes grandpa?

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 19:48

[ ´ω`] Something wrong with your hearing, boy? It's babes that I impaled on my "pike".

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 20:11

(・∀・) I somehow doubt that, you crazy old coot.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6798 22:13

[ ´ω`] Who's this Grandpa you keep yakkin' about?

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 22:16

(・∀・) you aren't fooling anyone with that disguise, Grandpa.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 12:54

( ´ω`) Somebody talking about me?

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 18:31

[ ´ω`] Aren't you the handsome fella?

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7030 13:56

( ﾟ∀ﾟ) Do you snus?

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7030 16:36

[ ´ω`] Every chance I get.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7035 23:59

( ﾟ∀ﾟ) What snus is your favorite?

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 00:41

[ ´ω`] Every snus I get.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7036 03:39

( ﾟ∀ﾟ) What snus do you get?

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7149 17:45

[ ´ω`] Only the best.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7398 21:27

(・∀・) Are you just Grandpa with a box on your head or what?

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7476 01:11

[ ´ω`] What a stupid question. Are you mentally damaged or something?

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7476 01:24

(・∀・) Nordpa, what subgenre of metal is the best?

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7476 01:54

[ ´ω`] Doom

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7476 18:17

( ﾟ∀ﾟ) Nordpa, I don't have a question right now.

46 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7526 20:46

[ ´ω`] Then go to the fields and help the farmers raise the next crop of lutefisk, boy.

47 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7526 22:10

( ﾟ∀ﾟ) Have you killed any trolls lately?

48 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7527 03:55

[ ´ω`] Oh, yes! From the heights of Hammersfeldyeld to the depths of the Skoldvoldmoldobold I fought my foe, axe against tusk, sword against thick greasy skin, shield against broken yellow claws. We dashed and clabbered, yawped and snarved until at last I stood over his broken body, exhausted and victorious.

[ ´ω`] Then I fed him to you for dinner.

49 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7527 15:53

( ﾟ∀ﾟ) When was that? Meatloaf night?

50 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7549 14:51

[ ´ω`] Sure was by Yiminy.

51 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7550 00:48

( ﾟ∀ﾟ) I thought I heard somewhere that troll flesh was poisonous.

52 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7550 02:13

[ ´ω`] Only if you prepare it incorrectly.

53 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7550 02:57

( ﾟ∀ﾟ) Oh, sort of like hákarl then?

54 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7550 04:29

[ ´ω`] Or a Big Mac.

55 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7560 16:12

(・∀・) I'm bumping dumb Grandpa spinoff threads now.

56 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7562 02:37

[ ﾟ∀ﾟ] am I kawaii uguu, nordpa?

57 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7562 17:56

[ ´ω`] I don't understand your crazy moon language, but you are looking sharp there, boy.

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