>>3 is having a tea party this Saturday, and everyone is invited!
>>10 Is abandoned somewhere in China, because her parents wanted a boy.
>>19 is a good girl who likes to have tea parties with her dolls.
>>20 Is being watched by Aqualung who is sitting on a park bench.
>>21 cannot understand quantum chromodynamics, but then again she doesn't need to.
>>22 thinks the squiggly lines of integral notation and pointy brackets of bra and kets look like different foods. Coincidentally, phi is her favorite mathematical symbol, as it resembles a caramel apple.
>>25 isn't prejudiced against people who give away candies herself.
>>33 likes Lisp because all the parentheses look like little hugs.
>>34 likes Visual C++ because it's so fun to use and easy to learn!
>>35 Likes Hello Kitty and all the other related Sanrio characters.
>>39 giggled when typing the word "penis", but has no idea why.
>>40 can't cross the road unless she's holding hands with a grownup.
>>41 was the inspiration for this poem:
http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/173916
>>42 was not even born in September 1993, as baffling as it may sound.
>>45 wants to be a grown-up so that she can be the one to decide when she goes to bed and how many sweets she's allowed to have in one sitting.
>>52 is confused by all these grown men on her My Little Pony fan forum.
>>53 cut another little girl with a utility knife and left her to die.
>>54 isn't a little girl at all. I'm not sure what he's doing in this thread.
>>58 wants to pilot an Evangelion when she grows up, but this horrifies her father.
>>60 is late for ballet practice because her brother hid her sports bag again. The big meanie.
There is not a single trace of cynicism to be found in >>61's heart.
>>65 does her best now and is preparing. Please watch warmly until it is ready.
Because she's an elementary school kid, >>66 is forgiven for playing on easy mode.
>>68 Is not allowed to play in the pool without some floatation device.
>>69 does not know of any ulterior connotations belonging to her post number.
>>71 has only a vague concept of geographical regions outside her home town and no sense of true distance.
>>72 Is impatiently waiting for all Sailor Moon episodes to be re-released on Blu-ray ever since that day some random friend showed her one Sailor Moon episode. Until then, she will just have to settle for waving her magic wand and saying "in the name of the Moon, I will punish you!"
Her parents have created numerous awareness websites and petitions to get those Blu-rays released, however, it doesn't seem to be working.
>>73 was traumatised by finding her older brother's stash of incest eromanga.
>>78 hangs out with the boys and has a secret girl crush on an older girl at school.
i am a little girl. i haev long pigtails if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will come at your birthday party and make a mess of your cakes and balloons
>>80 knows only one interpretation of the phrase "I will come at your birthday party."
>>82 is a child prodigy who can play 12 instruments, speak 5 languages, perform advanced calculus and play Touhou on lunatic mode without dying. At the same time.
>>83, by contrast, is a very ordinary little girl indeed, but is still precious to her family, who love her very much.
>>84 Says that when she is old enough to drive, that she will drive a pink Cadillac Escalade because that is the kind of toy car here Barbie dolls ride in.
>>86 is excited because she was chosen as one of four dancers to perform the Dance of the Little Swans in her ballet troupe's upcoming production of Swan Lake.