You look oddly familiar.

He didn't have beady eyes, did he?

Where do you live?

What's your adress?

Where do you sleep at night?

I was in that bar.

I was that bar.

So, this Creepy Dude and this ( ˃ ヮ˂) walk into a bar...

>>9
...and the Creepy Dude says:

"Hey, sweetheart! Wanna have a good time?"

...and the barkeep says:

　　　-‐‐- 、
／　　　　　ヽ
!　 !　人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 　乂-‐　−! i　Sorry, we don't serve that here.
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ 　
　　｀｀フ　i´
　 　 / ＼ﾉゝ
　　/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞==========
==　　THE REI'S BAR & GRILL　 ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

And the customer says "Fuck." and walks out, slightly disappointed that he didn't get his good time, but also that he left his

cutest Rei clone behind the counter. Meanwhile, in THE FUTURE...

The car was waiting outside and the Creepy Dude (whose name was actually Michael) pressed the unlock button on the key fob. The car started up and

　　　-‐‐- 、
／　　　　　ヽ
!　 !　人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 　乂-‐　−! i　Goooood times.
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ 　
　　｀｀フ　i´
　 　 / ＼ﾉゝ
　　/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞==========
==　　THE REI'S BAR & GRILL　 ==
∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

That really hurt me, man. I was just a little down and wanted a chat to brighten my spirits some. Being from DQN, and thus very socially inept, inquiring about whether we may have met or crossed paths before was the only line of conversation I could carry. It's all that anime, I tell you. Whenever two strangers meet they seem to recognize each other from somewhere. They get to talking, drinking, and soon enough, adventuring.

Why couldn't we go on an adventure, >>1?

>>19
Don't try that on me man. You had date rape pills on your pocket. I know it.

>>20
My bad. Next time I'll make sure to put them inside my pocket, so they're less visible. Then you'll agree to go adventuring, right?

...and then he hit me with it, and I said "ouch".