There was a creepy dude at this bar (22)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 05:24

and I kept my drink in sight at all times around this guy he kept saying that he remembered me from somewhere and as soon as he looked away I left the bar and now I am home and on channel4 where i am waiting warmly and safe. Hi.

2 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6765 22:49

You look oddly familiar.

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 01:04

He didn't have beady eyes, did he?

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 11:15

Where do you live?

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 11:15

What's your adress?

6 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 11:16

Where do you sleep at night?

7 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6766 12:14

I was in that bar.

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 19:23

I was that bar.

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 22:12

So, this Creepy Dude and this ( ˃ ƒŽ˂) walk into a bar...

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6766 22:21

>>9
...and the Creepy Dude says:

11 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6767 00:36

"Hey, sweetheart! Wanna have a good time?"

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 00:59

...and the barkeep says:

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==@@THE REI'S BAR & GRILL@ ==
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13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 01:02

And the customer says "Fuck." and walks out, slightly disappointed that he didn't get his good time, but also that he left his

14 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 01:24

cutest Rei clone behind the counter. Meanwhile, in THE FUTURE...

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 02:41

... teh Rei says,

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!@ !@l|,.iΙl_Ɂj
i @˜§-]@|! i@Actually, we DO serve that here!
_R .U@- Ιƒm @
@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡==========
==@@THE REI'S BAR & GRILL@ ==
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... but by then, the two had already left.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 02:53

The car was waiting outside and the Creepy Dude (whose name was actually Michael) pressed the unlock button on the key fob. The car started up and

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 03:17

exploded.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 05:34

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i @˜§-]@|! i@Goooood times.
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@@MMƒt@iL
@ @ / _ɁT
@@/__i |˜£!|
„ͺ„ͺ‚Β„ͺ‚Β„ͺ„ͺ‡‡‡==========
==@@THE REI'S BAR & GRILL@ ==
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19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 11:08

That really hurt me, man. I was just a little down and wanted a chat to brighten my spirits some. Being from DQN, and thus very socially inept, inquiring about whether we may have met or crossed paths before was the only line of conversation I could carry. It's all that anime, I tell you. Whenever two strangers meet they seem to recognize each other from somewhere. They get to talking, drinking, and soon enough, adventuring.

Why couldn't we go on an adventure, >>1?

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6767 16:10

>>19
Don't try that on me man. You had date rape pills on your pocket. I know it.

21 Name: 19 : 1993-09-6767 16:27

>>20
My bad. Next time I'll make sure to put them inside my pocket, so they're less visible. Then you'll agree to go adventuring, right?

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6768 04:24

...and then he hit me with it, and I said "ouch".

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