[DELICIOUS] ITT we make a DQN dish [COOKING] [PART II] (28)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6786 15:15

Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1154186071
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1154383906/
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1192717225/

>>4-11 Ingredients and quantities
>>12 Title of dish
>>14-21 Instructions
>>40 Must attempt to create the dish

2 Name: I don't know how to 2GET!ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6786 17:44

Is this a 2GET?
Oh god, I shouldn't even be here? I'm a cat!

3 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6786 19:10

Please pick the colours of the dish, >>3.

4 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6786 20:08

2 tbsps Amidophosphoribosyltransferase

5 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6786 20:18

A Prince Ripstick tennis racket.

6 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6786 21:11

A can of Surströmming.

7 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6786 21:38

Half an ounce of cocaine

8 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 01:46

Five sheets of assorted origami paper

9 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 02:22

3 sticks dried steer pizzle doggie chews

10 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 05:09

1 Alpha Centauri

11 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 06:31

10 lbs enriched hexafluoride

12 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 08:33

Breakfast of Aristocrats

13 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 10:41

All liquids drained from a litter of newborn kittens, filtered and bottled

14 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6787 10:43

Well... this went rather well, I assume.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 10:54

Wrap the doggie chews in origami paper and stare at them disapprovingly for twenty minutes.

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6787 23:35

Bludgeon >>14 for not contributing instructions while snorting the cocaine.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 00:03

Cut the tennis racket up into small 1cm3 cubes. Mix the cubes with the enriched hexafluoride.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 02:06

Combine Surströmming and Amidophosphoribosyltransferase in a small mixing bowl.

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 17:48

Pour Surströmming and Amidophosphoribosyltransferase onto tennis racket/enriched hexafluoride mixture, then cook at 4000K for two days. When done, mixture should be lumpy, blackened and radioactive.

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 18:47

Sprinkle the blackened mixture over the wrapped doggie chews and launch at Alpha Centauri.

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6788 19:16

Salute the departing abomination against nature.

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