Previously:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1154186071
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1154383906/
http://archives.4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1192717225/

>>4-11 Ingredients and quantities
>>12 Title of dish
>>14-21 Instructions
>>40 Must attempt to create the dish

Breakfast of Aristocrats

You will need:

• Two tbsps Amidophosphoribosyltransferase
• One Prince Ripstick tennis racket
• One can of Surströmming.
• Half an ounce of cocaine
• Five sheets of assorted origami paper
• Three sticks dried steer pizzle doggie chews
• One Alpha Centauri
• Ten lbs enriched hexafluoride

Instructions:

1. Wrap the doggie chews in origami paper and stare at them disapprovingly for twenty minutes.
2. Bludgeon >>14 for not contributing instructions while snorting the cocaine.
3. Cut the tennis racket up into small 1cm^3 cubes. Mix the cubes with the enriched hexafluoride.
4. Combine Surströmming and Amidophosphoribosyltransferase in a small mixing bowl.
5. Pour Surströmming and Amidophosphoribosyltransferase onto tennis racket/enriched hexafluoride mixture, then cook at 4000K for two days. When done, mixture should be lumpy, blackened and radioactive.
6. Sprinkle the blackened mixture over the wrapped doggie chews and launch at Alpha Centauri.
7. Salute the departing abomination against nature.

I say we force >>40 to taste it as well.

>>23
Before or after its supposed arrival at Alpha Centauri?

>>24
Before, presumably, although he may endeavor to reach it by shuttle if he so desires. Perhaps we ought to begin working out the logistics of that. I'm sure the raging fires of Alpha Centauri only enhances its flavor.

Let's just launch him with the dish. Humankind will figure out how to get results back, while the spaceship is still en route.

Is this dish even supposed to be eaten? Perhaps it's only made for aesthetics.