I know, I know, this is the Elitist Superstructure and all, however I can't help but feel that this thread is simply distasteful.
In other news, 2 GET.
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I'm sorry, I just can't bring myself to make a topical post here.
Excuse me >>1, but I think you took a wrong turn somewhere on your way to 4chan.
>>9 Walks into the welfare department, and uses the money to buy fried chicken and watermelons.
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>>3,4,11,12
Thought you stopped poasting, Tokiko/Archduke/Robert Brown-sama?
>>14 is a pretentious nigger whose presence disgraces all other presidents of the U. S. of America.
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1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6795 21:28
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>>38 finds this thread offensive because it's about his fellow men and himself.
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>>44 Wears a hoodie even in the middle of a blazing hot summer.
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We are >>1's unused brain parts. We're sorry that >>1 totally missed the point of this thread. We tried to warn the cut&paste lobe, but it went brazenly on, totally missing the point of the thread in its zeal to post a years-old piece of stupidity that has been totally drained of funny and is now a dried out husk of stupidity. In fact, we unused lobes suspect that the cut&paste lobe may have been trying to be ironic in posting something that was both unfunny and off-topic.
We are currently attempting to reroute bloodflow through >>1's brain so that the more intelligent parts can once again take command and make >>1 into a valuable member of society.
Wish us luck. Godspeed!
>>50 Knows all kinds of excuses to tell the judge when he wants custody of his several children from their baby mama.
>>52 Smokes cheap cigars that have fruit flavors and smell like crap.
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>>59 knows exactly what to order without thinking at the combination Pizza Hut, KFC and Taco Bell.
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>>65 sells crack and uses the money to add stupid crap to his Cadillac Escalade.
The only reason >>67 has dogs is so that he and his friends can bet on dog fights.
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In >>70's neighborhood, only Muslims and Indians own gas stations and liquor stores.
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>>76 Waits in a long line to buy the newest basketball shoes the day they arrive, much like a geek waits in line for the latest Apple computer product.
>>78 meant to add,
«Hello, I am "Mr. Likes To Shag Threads". I do believe this is a thread in need of Shag, so I would like to shag it. That is why my name is "Mr. Likes To Shag Threads".»
How's this black, you ask? He was going to do it with his big black juicy cock.
I'm ashamed of you DQN
>>75 i was actually surprised to see you join in, then i thought "why am i surprised"
>>82 Works for the local government because he says the white man is preventing his employment.
>>83 is suing Mr. Likes to Sage Threads for hate crime after he saged this thread 29 times, but left the Asian thread alone.
He will spend all of the money on hooch and women, and none of it on his child support.
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Dear, please stop bumping this thread! I am going to have a few harsh words with you when you wake up today!
>>101 stole this chatlog and urged me to post it.
15:27 - Tokiko: FUCKING ESPEON
15:27 - Tokiko: STOP BUMPING THAT NIGGER THREAD
15:27 - Tokiko: I WILL FUCKING BLOCK YOU IF YOU BUMP IT ONE MORE TIME
15:27 - Espeon: I dont
15:27 - Tokiko turns bright red and SCREAMS
15:27 - Espeon: Why
15:27 - Espeon: anyway
15:27 - Espeon: Are you filled with racial shame?
15:27 - Espeon: For the deeds of your forefathers?
15:28 - Espeon: Because I have none, and negro is non-offensive word in russian. Considerably less offensive than black
15:28 - Tokiko: i just hate that thread and someone said it was you bumping it
15:28 - Espeon: Black is a slang for immigrants from southern countries
15:28 - Espeon: Ex-USSR
15:28 - Espeon: The same thing you'd call mexicans
>>102 wrapped some cannabis in that chatlog afterwards and smoked it.
When >>102 is confronted about his lack of sucess in life, he changes the subject sometimes when he feels that works better than blaming someone else.
>>104 has been blocked on Steam. I will consider unblocking in the future.
>>108 belongs to the right side of this picture:
http://nig.gr/3SN
I am a roundworm living in >>109's body.
I am sorry >>109 made this sad worthless post.
>>109 is a born loser, but he has a big appetite, seldom wash his hands, always be filthy. That made >>109's body our paradise.
Thanks to >>109, I have grown up to 2.2 meters long.
But one day, >>109 had bad diarrhea because he was teased on 4-ch.
>>109 washed away my little brother Kenta from his bowels. Poor Kenta! He was only eight centimeters long then.
Normally >>109 has enough nourishment to feed me and all my brothers and sisters.
I don't want to see my little sister Haruna lament the loss of other family member.
Ladies and gentlemen, >>109 is a good-for-nothing fellow, indeed, but please be kind to him.
>>110 Did not properly fry his chicken in a vat of cooking grease, and that caused a parasitic infection
I am an exorcist who drove out an evil spirit from >>111.
I'm very sorry >>111 has made this post.
I apologize if this post has hurt your feelings.
Normally >>111 is a kind boy who could not harm even a fly.
But one day, out of curiosity >>111 played Kokkuri-san.
He may have done it only for fun, but his curiosity affected his fate.
What occurred to >>111? An evil spirit possessed him.
>>111 was no longer what he had been.
Everyday, with raising a strange cry, >>111 would urinate, defecate, or wound himself suddenly.
Then >>111 would sit at the personal computer in his room obsessively, devote himself completely to destroying bulletin boards.
His parents were completely at a loss what to do with their son, asked me to exorcize the devil from >>111.
I rushed to >>111's home and what I saw was a horrible sight.
>>111's whole body was covered with scars. He gave off a bad smell.
>>111 was muttering "Mansei, Mansei" in a low voice.
Right away, with uttering an incantation, I sprinkled Holy water on >>111.
An ordinary devil would have gone away at this point.
But this one was hard to defeat. At the end I was yelling at it, rather than uttering an incantation.
After the struggle I had succeeded in driving out this devil from >>111.
Now peace had returned to his family.
I believe >>111 will never again behave eccentrically, nor make a post like this.
To the readers of my letter, let me give you some advice, though it may be superfluous. It would be better to keep away from Kokkuri-san and the like.
>>113 Sings loudly at the all black church, and the preacher talks about both Jesus, and the guilt of whites.
I tell you what, >>114. Our crew did an extensive search.
Then, we have found her, your mother.
One of us asked her "Are you >>114's mother? He has made a post on '4-ch'
and he's brought a ruckus to all of them."
She replied, "My boy brings a ruckus to 4-ch!?"
then she collapsed and shed tears.
She also said that she would like to post some of her words on '4-ch' right then.
But she was not in the condition to do that.
She suffered from her wrist injury.
She asked us to tell you she would keep on reading your posting at '4-ch'
thereafter, she was not able to follow her words. She sobbed bitterly.
>>114, you now know how she feels. Quit talkin' trash, get it?
You know what you oughta do next? Apologize to all for all that you've done.
You are the man. You'll do it.
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>>117
Look, seriously now. The point of the "previous poster is an x" threads is to have fun, both by saying silly things about other people and having other people say silly things about you. This thread is just a list of negative racial stereotypes. It isn't funny, it doesn't fit with this place at all and it lowers the tone of the entire website just by being on the front page.
Speaking of which, have you noticed that this thread keeps falling off the front page? Perhaps next time it does, you should leave it.
>>119 feels white guilt because he ain't no black and ain't never chilling. DQN ain't no front page, DQN ain't no website. Grow up, kid and learn to deal with your fears.
>>119
Listen, you are missing the point. This thread is not meant to poke fun at Negroes. The point of this thread is to ridicule the silliness of stereotypes which surround the racial problem. If you cannot see this, then you are too shallow. You should not post then, because spam in this thread undermines the effort of true posters, it hides the true point. Sage spam turns this thread into a shallow, negative one.
More than that, this threads makes morons like you think. This thread is the main driving force behind DQN these days. Why? Because you, people, cannot grasp its importance and thus you try your best to keep this thread out of the first page which makes you desperately post more and thus think more.
This thread is very important, at least for people who are able to understand its true meaning. People who think that "it lowers the tone of the entire website", who are outright disgusted by it and who cannot understand the reason behind this thread should not even be on this website. If this thread repelled even one such person then it fulfilled its purpose. DQN has more free, unbiased thinkers as a result.
We are >>120's unused brain parts. We're sorry that >>120 totally missed the point of this thread. We tried to warn the cut&paste lobe, but it went brazenly on, totally missing the point of the thread in its zeal to post a years-old piece of stupidity that has been totally drained of funny and is now a dried out husk of stupidity. In fact, we unused lobes suspect that the cut&paste lobe may have been trying to be ironic in posting something that was both unfunny and off-topic.
We are currently attempting to reroute bloodflow through >>120's brain so that the more intelligent parts can once again take command and make >>120 into a valuable member of society.
Wish us luck. Godspeed!
>>121
I don't care how intellectual you try to make this thread or how thought provoking you imagine it is. My problem is not that it's offensive, it's that it's shit.
> undermines the effort of true posters
I'm sorry but I simply cannot take this sentence seriously. I hope for your sake that you don't actually believe that.
>>121
That post has got to be a joke. There's no way someone could actually believe those things.
>>124 Should stop browsing this website and start trying to buy collectible retro basketball shoes from ebay.
>>126
Give up. Find a more appreciative audience with which to "ridicule the silliness of stereotypes which surround the racial problem"; it seems this website is just too shallow for your vast intellect.
>>127
I seriously think Espeon is the sole poster in this thread. He's prone to hissy fits when DQN decides he's too annoying and just ignored him.
>>128
Stop blaming everything on me and acting like a nerd given wedgie, TIA. You are prone to this when you get upset on this website.
Probably this website is not for you. ttp://youtu.be/5DVJEQEdo-c?hd=1&t=4m16s
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>>129
DEAR? WHAT DID I SAY TO YOU ABOUT POSTING IN THIS THREAD?!
>>132
I was hoping you'd change your name after that. I'm calling for the internet divorce over the matter of personal freedom!
I have nothing to add apart from my disapproval of this shitty thread.
>>133
You can't do that! It's NOT FAIR.
>>138 lies and cheats his way through life, much like two posters who said they would drop their pseudonyms and/or stop posting.
>>140 doesn't find it inappropriate to butt his ugly little head into others' relationships.
>>141 keeps bumping this thread:
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S8943054#p8980511
This bump is warmly dedicated to #564 of the angry thread.
Since I can't directly pour my beef bowl on to his head
Before you can (/・ω・)/にゃー！ you must first (」・ω・)」うー！
gaynus
And when you go to /lounge/
Don't let RedCream scare you away, cuz
filtering a namefag is easy as piiiieee
Panda of having shitted!
And some black man missed a toilet
It takes the phrase "desktop printer" to a whole new leeeeeevel
>>164
This is world of terrorism.
This is very very mad killing 'africa' now!
democratize is only gospel the Aryans.
>>163
This thread is intentionally mean-spirited. I'm Asian and couldn't give a fuck about the corresponding thread, but that's because it wasn't created in malice and virtually none of the posts are meant to troll others.
>>166
So what, you think this thread was some sort of hate rally? It's poking fun at a stereotype, like the other threads. Of course it uses a slur, but one that has lost its meaning (and describes the stereotype in question). Not to mention most people here came from 4chan (whether you like it or not) and this sort of thing became so common any offensiveness was lost. No rational black internet user on a text board of all places would read "Nigga stole my bike!" and think "OH NO HOW MAILICIOUS I AM OFFENDED BY THIS POST".
I am a white American and how dare people make such an offensive thread on my board. It should be illegal to be racist on the Internet. Racism disgusts me. The black man has faced many problems in his life. At least here, people can make a stand and say no to racism, creating a friendly environment for all people. I have a black friend. You people disgust me.
>>169
This board belongs to a proud Australian. You, US citizens, were terrorists from the very beginning of your country. You still are. You are so ignorant that you believe all the things belong to you. Just notice how you referred to yourself as "American". Are you Canadian? Are you Mexican or Latin? No. You're filthy pig bastard American who enjoys the suffering of other nations.
>>170
Yes, all so-called Americans use 4chan, it's a well-known fact.
>>170
Yes. I can't think why you wouldn't have. Unless you're relatively new (which is fine) and found it through...a YouTube video, or something. I don't know.
>>172 Is like Mr. Sandman from Mike Tyson's Punch Out for the NES.
>>168
No topical post as of yet has even been slightly witty. If you're going to make yet another "previous poster is x" thread, you may as well have some good jokes to go along with it.
THE NIGGER TEST
Hover over ( ˃ ヮ˂)-san.
Is he blue?
If not, the user is a nigger.
LiveJournal has a feature, with which you can search for people intrested in the same things as you.
And you can search for "loli" but not for "niggers".
Just wanted to get this out.
I only came to this thread for the song.
Also I found /dqn/ before I found 4chan...
4chan came first and is more popular. Most of us older users came here when (or shortly after) the site was created, either from 4chan or world4ch,
Don't insult people or scoff at the notion they came from 4chan, even if you hate the site itself. That's like 4channers disapproving of Goon migrants (though as with 4chan and 4-ch, plenty of 4channers now hate Something Awful).
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>>193 Would rather buy a dying Cadillac and fix it up rather than spend the same amount of money on a new economy car.
>>187
4channers look down on goons? That's pretty funny, considering that 4chan was a goon project, and that the biggest butthurt back in the day was FYAD getting mad because they thought /b/ was invading their e-turf (or whatever you want to call it).
>>195 Carries a gun that a pimp in a New Orleans whorehouse would also carry.
>>196 Died of lung cancer because he smoked Kool brand cigarettes.
VOLDEMORT
>>200 Gets gold teeth even if he has no dental cavities that need to be filled.
>>202 Tresspasses on someone's property, and gets away with it with some stupid excuse about repression.
>>205 calls his friends niggers but gets upset when white people use the word.
When Maury Povich proved >>209 was not the father, he did an epic dance, and it lead to a contract with a music video dance choreographer.
>>213 Believes that smashing up storefronts and stealing expensive electronics is the way to get whites to stop thinking of him as a violent subhuman.
>>214 believes that causality oppresses him because actions have consequences, and has declared causality to be "rayciss."
>>216 holds a sign saying "black lives matter" but does not actually believe that any lives matter.
>>171
Please don't display such irony-impairment again, my gullible friend. That isn't DQN quality.
>>221 ain't no fag, but jail changes a man, and you won't know until you go, so don't go talkin' no smack until you've spent some years in the crib.
>>224 Called president Bush an ape, but can't handle it when someone calls president Obama an ape.
>>226 ate a stolen watermelon that he transported on his stolen bike
>>227 is an exemplary youth, and committed no crime or wrongdoing.
>>230 complains about racist stereotypes then immediately goes out and validates them
>>233 has been mocked by Dave Chapelle, but because they both have the same skin color, it can't be called racism.
>>234 accidentally donned the Armor of Nigrous Nincompoopery during a FATAL session.
>>236 is very health-conscious, but no one listens to him because he's also an asshole.