[LE] Official shiptoasting thread [>GREEN] (243)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 11:02

/dqn/'s official bad post thread. If you feel the need to make an awful, unfunny, useless post, please do it here instead of in other threads. Ever since the ``Niggergate incident" (I hope we all remember that thread?) we have been in desperate need of local quarantine. Please try to limit all tripcode use, 4chan catchphrases, thread derails, etc to this thread so the board will improve.

All 4chan users/tripcode users/trolls welcome.

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 23:10

>implying we should respect your authoriteh :D

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 01:11

``Faggot"
or
``Faggot''
or
"Faggot"
or
"Faggot''

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 09:12

>>195
All of the above in your case.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 10:58

It is a little-known fact that the Japanese word jishin means both "earthquake" and "self-confidence". It also means "hour hand", in reference to the fact that you can set your watch by Japan's earthquakes. In much the same way, the German word Hahn refers both to cockerels and water taps, reflecting the widespread German belief that the plumbing of a house ought to be considered a living being. This is also why German plumbers get paid more than surgeons.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 12:55

>>196
OWNED 4 LYF

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 17:59

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/news/olympic-security-firm-calls-for-backup-as-thousands-of-troops-are-put-on-standby-7936575.html
Olympic Games? More like Warzone 2012 amirite

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 20:41

>>199 i commented on yahoo's posting of that story "hope everyone dies" and got 2 thumbs up and 9 thumbs down, ha ha ha.

201 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 22:52

Bananas are actually a type of crustacean. Anyone who disagrees is clearly a dirty communist who does not deserve to live in this greatest country in the world.

202 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 15:25

YO DIS BE ARCADE BUMSTEAD FROM PORKSLOPE TURKEYHANDLE I'D HIT IT

203 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 00:56

>>200
maximumtrolling.gif

204 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 01:56

moe~

205 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 05:51

butt

206 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 07:03

b utt

207 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 10:17

Goddamn it Espeon. Stop fucking linking to Tumblr

208 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6897 13:32

>>207
Are you still trying to badmouth me?

You see, I'm not linking anyone to Tumblr. More than that, I don't even have a tumblr. I mean, I had an account which I used to post my photos a couple of years ago until after lunar eclipse. But I never linked to it nor told anyone about it. I just let Tumblr public discover it via tags. And if you mean somebody else's Tumblr, then you should probably know that I don't waste my time on social networks.

Oh, and if I would link you to anything, I would certainly remove the letter "h" in "http".

209 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 22:20

>>208 SUCK MAH POOP

210 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 08:51

Shii Avery Morrow sure has gone downhill in the past six-seven years.

211 Name: Robert Brown!!Zm0I33SB : 1993-09-6898 12:13

>>210
It's so cute when you post people's real names! Grow the fuck up.

212 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 21:12

[grinding noises] DRR DRR DRR

213 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6907 21:43

>>210
He hasn't changed, though. In fact, that's precisely the problem. He's still in that late-teenage, self-entitled pseudointellectual phase and he's too stubborn to grow out of it.

Take note, Robert Brown. This is what you could become!

214 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 15:49

nice

epic

i like it

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 17:05

>trying to get your name off the front page

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 22:08

captcha: meme

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 22:15

What the hell is this fucking cokc-eyed bullshit?
You stupid bitch, your eyes are so far apart it looks like Moses parted them!!
1 earth-rotation apart

CLOSE YOUR MOUTH TRAMP

You're mediocre attempt at Gyaru is pure SHIT. Don't act like you know all the fucking gyaru sub-styles like you've been Gal your whole life, whore. You look like you have downs syndrom!

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 22:56

hey espeon are you fucking died? this is a nigger from Steam and you are GONE

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7155 23:54

tfw no gf

220 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-7156 02:18

>>218
I'm hiding from CIA, MI6 and Mossad.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7159 18:29

Speaking of shiptoasting...

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-7386 19:39

I'm glad it's over.

223 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7894 20:20

it hasn't even begun

224 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7894 20:48

You need Jesus.

225 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7895 13:45

negroe

226 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7899 10:05

Kongo a shit

227 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-7923 22:47

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

228 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8667 12:09

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230 This post sucked.

231 Name: (*ﾟーﾟ) : 1993-09-8667 16:24

ducks out of hrambembe

232 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 01:20

NIGGER

233 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 03:33

💖🦍

234 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-9985 07:20

3======D out for martyred gorillas everywhere

235 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 13:31

lol lol science

236 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 13:45

shiptoasting... I get it

237 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 18:44

d

238 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 18:46

i

239 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 22:36

x

240 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10123 22:37

b

241 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10124 02:22

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242 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10124 07:42

Dick n balls

243 Name: (　´_ゝ`) : 1993-09-10124 14:21

horbse

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