[LE] Official shiptoasting thread [>GREEN] (243)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6871 11:02

/dqn/'s official bad post thread. If you feel the need to make an awful, unfunny, useless post, please do it here instead of in other threads. Ever since the ``Niggergate incident" (I hope we all remember that thread?) we have been in desperate need of local quarantine. Please try to limit all tripcode use, 4chan catchphrases, thread derails, etc to this thread so the board will improve.

All 4chan users/tripcode users/trolls welcome.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 21:25

Hey /dqn/, how does it feel knowing that the original userbase has almost completely been replaced by normals and 4channers?

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 22:59

>>101
That's not true. We're all just shiptoasting here ironically, pretending to be--ow, my brain just went all funny.

103 Name: tripcode !kvgzsaG21E : 1993-09-6873 23:45

Hay guise wats goin on in this thred

104 Name: namefriend : 1993-09-6874 00:20

>>103
Hey dude whats up

105 Name: tripcode !kvgzsaG21E : 1993-09-6874 00:38

>>104 Namefriend sashiburi!
I am just chillaxin 2da maxin with my best friends here on the dokkyun

106 Name: namefriend : 1993-09-6874 03:08

Cool man, cool!

Yeah, I am really enjoying it here. I don't really get this anonymity stuff though, haha!

107 Name: glitch!IP.OM4DORU : 1993-09-6874 03:23

Obligatory post with tripcode.

108 Name: tripcode !kvgzsaG21E : 1993-09-6874 04:02

>>107 JOSH GET ON AIM lol

109 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6874 11:53

Hi, I'm Espeon the Murrputing cat! Murrputing's what all cats do on computers, it isn't a perverted sexual fetish!

110 Name: friendzone'd : 1993-09-6874 16:08

why are women such sluts

i've liked this girl for months and even fapped to her six times and im always super nice why won't she sleep with me

fucking sluts don't like nice guys

111 Name: Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T!TyBTGwUHkk : 1993-09-6874 18:35

>>110
iktf ive jerked to my waifu 1000 times but it hasnt come out of my computer screen :(

112 Name: Ϊ€( l ‿ l ),€T ?ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6874 18:36

woops

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 18:40

>>109
It's funny how Espeon doesn't have to do anything different to be an awful poster.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 18:50

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115 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6874 21:50

>>113
Hi-five, bro. LMAO'd my pants off.

116 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6874 22:24

Just to clarify things for >>113.

Way to shitpost, idiot.

117 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 22:54

>>115-116
why so mad lol

118 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 00:17

WHY IS EVERYTHING WORSE THAN IT USED TO BE

119 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 00:22

>>116 suk my ass

120 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 00:26

>>118
take off the nostalgia goggles, grandpa

( eѡf) *le grandpa face

121 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 00:32

>le

gb2/reddit/ kthxbye

122 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 00:51

( LƒΦ`) You kids today. Back in my day, when we shiptoasted, we talked about our sexual fantasies involving cartoon ponies.

123 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 01:22

Espeon's posts make me laugh, because I don't know if he's being a clever troll or just a moron.

124 Name: vc: dume : 1993-09-6875 02:17

>>123 lol

125 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 05:16

WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!

126 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 07:04

Just jerked off to a map of Japan.

I wish I were lying ;_;

127 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 16:07

( LƒΦ`) Did you draw a pair of big googly eyes on it, >>126?
( LƒΦ`) Japan doesn't do much for me, but oh, Brazil, you naughty minx!

128 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 16:13

( EƒΦE) I seriously doubt you've read more about UNIX than I.

129 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6875 20:50

>>123
I am, thank you.

130 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 22:37

Demn wizerd coasted a spel on me. Fukeng wizerd asshowl.

131 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 22:38

assfowl

132 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 06:00

LOL peeple cant stop whining abuot this thred

<semi-serious>Does anyone think a permasage like in the AA bar's test thread might fix that?</semi-serious>

133 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 11:53

Fix this thread, good sir? It is not broken.

#include<shiptoast.h>

134 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:32

>>133 I likes the looks of them doubles lad

135 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:40

>>132
permasage THIS

*whips out dick*

136 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 13:42

>>135
With pleasure.

*firmly buries steel-toed boot in your crotch*

There, that should not be getting up again.

137 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 15:14

>>136

>steel-toed boot

omg fascist oppressors!!!!11

138 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 20:28

le me derping around on derp queue Ann

Captcha: lepotion

>mfw I still can't get le flask

Y U NO LET ME PLAY LE GAME?

139 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 21:43

FUCKIN NOOBSSS!!!!! STOP POST GO BACK 2 /lounge/ >:(

140 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 21:50

HEIL! HEIL! HEIL! HEIL!

141 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 23:01

Death to Anonymous Jones

142 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 23:15

>>132
not a valid tag without <style>semi-serious {display:block;}</style> in front of it.

143 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 08:36

She is cute, that is why she is called Rei Chan.

http://www.lurkmore.com/$rand/flash/Teh-Rei.swf

144 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 15:36

Observe my post number, how it contains two identical digits. Be amazed.

145 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 15:44

>>143
Oldfagging: You're doing it right.

>>144
It is also essential to my amazement and worship of your post that said identical digits be directly adjacent to each other. I don't care about >>141 at all, for example, even though two of its digits are the same.

146 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 15:54

>>145
Sweet base 11 doubles, brah.

147 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 16:13

This thread is now about horizontal checksums of post numbers. 3 master race reporting in.

148 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 04:50

149 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 06:03

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

150 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 06:36

>>149
Is this from le Shakespeare?

151 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 11:21

Heterosexual consensual intercourse in the missionary position is PIG DISGUSTING. How could anyone ever find it arousing?

152 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 16:23

alias no='yes n'

153 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 16:40

NO MEANS YES AND YES MEANS ANAL!
am i cool yet, guise?

154 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 17:19

>TFW NO GF

155 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 17:54

[b]test[/b]
[green]test[/green]

156 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 19:04

>>155
Look at this baka!

157 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 19:52

>>156
Fuck you, fag.

<A HREF="http://goatse.cz">FREE PR0N</a>

158 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 21:10

157 posts and not a single ship has been toasted.
I am disappoint.

159 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 21:11

>>157
You have to use square tags for links.

160 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 21:19

le annal

161 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 22:22

>>158
http://i.imgur.com/s1Ris.jpg

i think i got it backwards

162 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 05:47

>no Le Derpette's Diner thread up

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-

163 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 07:14

I'm kind of a big deal.
>>162 is vc:bawy, lol

164 Name: BigMike : 1993-09-6879 08:06

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TITFAGS siren siren siren

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

MOTHERFUCKER!!!! SON OF A GUN!
IMMA KNCOKR YOUR TEETS IN
i'm the #1 boss of this gym
smell ya later you little shits...

165 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 14:02

>implying this isn't the most DQN thread of them all

166 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 14:09

>>164

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167 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 05:44

Too many people still bother to post in other threads, ignoring the truth in >>165.

168 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 06:06

bump for greeeeeeat justice

169 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 06:06

MOAR

170 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 06:07

>>168
>>169
>>170
>>171
Samefag.

171 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 06:07

>>170
nigger

172 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 06:12

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173 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 06:14

dqn lol

174 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6881 07:55

!ESpeoN/nPA> [VGS] Shazbot!

175 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 20:16

wish i could suck my own cock

176 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 20:17

>>175
( E-E) I can suck it for you, if you want...

177 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 20:20

DQN, rate my face. http://i.imgur.com/oPuvd.jpg

178 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 20:21

#jp meetup

179 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 20:22

>>177
:U/10

180 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 21:22

>>177
That's not even the /jp/ janitor. It's some mod.

Fail.

181 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 02:57

>>180
That's Ned Shirly Janison

182 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 03:52

>>177
sauce pls
zomg so hot

183 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 04:20

>>182
Leaked from #janiteam. I was the former /cgl/ janitor.

184 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 13:17

http://www.tagesspiegel.de/politik/npd-im-netz-gefaellt-mir-nicht/6457752.html

>mfw a group of people asking for a facebook page to be banned is now considered a "flashmob"
>mfw i am The Faceless

185 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 16:09

HEYY.
CALL ME I'M SO HOTT AND I HAVE BIG TITS.
LOL SRSLY.

=D

1-203-364-6169

TXT MESSAGE ME OR SEND ME PIX.

<3

186 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 22:53

ITT the previous poster is a gigantic faggot.

187 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 00:34

cool

188 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 02:48

>Le feel when someone copies your thread, desu

189 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6883 02:58

desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

190 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 01:47

Dear blog today I read Jojo

191 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 04:00

Should I use and '' or and "

192 Name: SAGE : 1993-09-6886 05:24

SAGE

193 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 08:05

>>192
Fuck off

194 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 23:10

>implying we should respect your authoriteh :D

195 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 01:11

``Faggot"
or
``Faggot''
or
"Faggot"
or
"Faggot''

196 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 09:12

>>195
All of the above in your case.

197 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 10:58

It is a little-known fact that the Japanese word jishin means both "earthquake" and "self-confidence". It also means "hour hand", in reference to the fact that you can set your watch by Japan's earthquakes. In much the same way, the German word Hahn refers both to cockerels and water taps, reflecting the widespread German belief that the plumbing of a house ought to be considered a living being. This is also why German plumbers get paid more than surgeons.

198 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 12:55

>>196
OWNED 4 LYF

199 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 17:59

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/news/olympic-security-firm-calls-for-backup-as-thousands-of-troops-are-put-on-standby-7936575.html
Olympic Games? More like Warzone 2012 amirite

200 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 20:41

>>199 i commented on yahoo's posting of that story "hope everyone dies" and got 2 thumbs up and 9 thumbs down, ha ha ha.

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