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"I messed up.", said arthritis. The trusty steed was still hovering over the corpse of his former owner. "Will I be forgiven at home?", he murmured. His father came galloping from the horizon and used his unrivalled hearing and speaking skill-set to yell into the horse's head, "I LOVE YOU". Arthritis was shocked to see his father in this world of hatred and gang-related crimes and could do nothing but stare at the horizon. His father just kind of stood there; there was no reason for him to come closer, having the skills he had. Arthritis lost his sight looking at the setting sun behind his father, but after years of training he fully mastered the 'SONAR' technique, which his father was more than happy to teach him.

He married to wise mare and had a son which ended up becoming a stock broker and a daughter who ended up as a stork breaker. Together they ruled the land.