Ramón González Garcia Juanito II waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were big fat butts in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Mr. Gray were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Ramón was a bookstore employee for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the shelves and he said to dad "I want to work in a bookstore daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY BIG FAT BUTTS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the depths of the dungeon searching for mittens, he knew there were big fat butts.
"This is the Queen of England" the radio crackered. "You must fight the big fat butts!"

So Ramón gotted his bag of hammers and threw them up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the big fat butts
"I will shoot at him" said the Great Sky Loli and she fired the phallic spears. Ramón hammered at her and tried to blew her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the big fat butts" he shouted
The radio said "No, Ramón. You are the butts"

And then Ramón was a loli.