[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 3] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 16:51

I can't descube how happy I am to be making this thread.

15 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6810 14:24

No matter how exquube a lie is, it can't compare to simple truth

16 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6810 18:52

For this, there'll be renution.

17 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6810 20:29

This resession has got me by the balls.

18 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6811 12:46

Help me, I'm dieng!

19 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6811 16:03

How am I supposed to deodge such as ridiculous pattern?!

20 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6811 16:26

>>19
All you have to do is bomb and - POW! - the bullets are gone!

21 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 09:49

Soy lent Green is people! It's people!

22 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 17:16

The sheer vassness of our universe is astounding!

23 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 19:04

I can hardly wait to start reading Thus Spogh Zarathustra.

24 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6812 21:25

I'm so good at The Battle for Wesnoth, I'm a wessace

25 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 11:15

I keep lithping my wordthh.

26 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 11:16

FIPE TO THE DEATH!

27 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6813 23:53

It's so eerie in here with all the quiedness.

28 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 01:51

y tho

29 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 02:26

Bring the sheaff of paper over here.

30 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 14:12

I'm going to go listen to Flite of the Valkyries.

31 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 14:36

You're not so much of a man as you are unape

32 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 15:56

Maiming for fun is forbidden in this club, either treat it as a serious hobby that should be carefully planned and executed or leave at once.

33 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 16:04

"Use the reire entrance," they said.

34 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 17:58

"But I hardly know you, Princess, uh, I mean, Your Heighness " was their stammered response.

35 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 18:01

" Maibly you're going to learn some things this evening, then," grinned the Princess.

36 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6814 21:11

"But I don't fele ready for this," he protested, as the leering Princess dragged him away.

37 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 12:11

Elitism? Check.
Superstructure? Check.
DQN? Check.

Ladies and gentlemen, I do believe we have ourselves an Elitist Superstructure of DQN.

38 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6815 19:59

Cowardice is the greatest sin.

39 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 01:26

11th: Essene & Chinese birth controls must reduthe birth or Easter Isle type overpopulation destroys God's Spaceship Earth! God's law prevents all conception below pH3. Therefore, Essene contracepted for 400 years with rosehips, pH2! So, absolute clean, apply vaseline oil, butter or cream, insert teaspoonful juicy lemon pulp, pH2. O.K.! Next day, douche with qt. soapy water, pH8, restoring pH5 balance God made! Eggwhite is pH9. Dr. Bronner's soap, pH8, guaranteed the mildest made; below pH8 soaps biodegradable, synthetic-sulfides cannot. At conception, 10 grams contain 100 million humans! or... 10 HUMANS IN 1 INVISIBLE MICROGRAM - SMALLER THAN DUST!

40 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 17:11

To be honest, I used to think that you were quite the bounder, but I will admit, after getting to know you, I now think that you are quite the uncad.

41 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6816 18:57

In the Rei's Diner, yuget what you pay for (assuming you don't pay anything).

42 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 17:07

Thapepele who tell you to be more sociable are usually the ones who can't appreciate solitude.

43 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 22:03

I'm getting kind of tired of all the "it rubs jalotion on its skin" variants in these threads. Sorry to contribute to the problem.

44 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6817 22:22

The culprit of the cookie jar heist waskuche Monster.

45 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 20:43

>>44
No; it was actually me.

46 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 21:12

>>45
That was pretty low of you.

47 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6819 22:03

Captcha makes me sad.

48 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 04:20

This captcha brings me sweet biss unlike any other.

49 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 07:45

The soy is on the soytable; where else would it be?

50 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 08:55

Si, el gato en la mesa está en la mesa.

51 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 12:08

I wonder how many other people have a favourite nife.

52 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 15:11

je t'aime!

53 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6820 22:00

Yodeer, when's the Christmas?

54 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 00:35

I received a [i]dethrete[/i] in the mail

55 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 07:57

kore wa sugoku kawaii desu ne~

56 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 09:27

>>52
Let's have shex!

57 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 11:26

>>56, cool! Are you into role play?

58 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6821 15:14

>>57 Yeh baby i cant wait to start pliezzing you in every imaginable way

59 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 20:21

Mushrooms are a type of fruit. [Cetation needed]

60 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6822 23:09

Unshatt those pants boy, we're going for a drive.

61 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 04:57

I'm going to teach you a lessin you'll never forget.

62 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6823 15:57

>>61
Is the lesson going to be about chemistry?

63 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 12:07

I'm about the click the Reply button.

64 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 17:47

You should never lick anyone's underwear without their pamition.

65 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6824 20:20

>>64
I'm a pretty inase guy; I should be allowed to lick whoever's panties I like!

66 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 16:02

I'm going to throw up, licking panties is GROSS!

67 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6825 17:53

>>66
How can you say that you love your wufe if you won't even lick her panties?

68 Name: Espeon's Husband : 1993-09-6826 02:10

>>67
Nene silly dokyun. That's not what love is about.

69 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 08:11

ke ke ke ke ke

70 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 08:38

inob, you nob, he-she-we nob

71 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 09:06

what you see is what *youg*et

72 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 12:26

yown
You, so-called dokyuns, are so boring.

73 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 18:23

Arson is fun and easy. Just look at this blazeive started behind my neighbour's house!

74 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6826 19:32

It's a shame that used panties are not buyable... are they?

75 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 17:06

This is in fact not a comment, but a clever spufe.

76 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6829 17:38

fleck off, pal

77 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6830 12:33

I could never become a lawyer; I simply don't have the lawyness.

78 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 11:45

It would seem that the building has been refumed since the last fumigation.

79 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 11:58

Let's all just sit down and have a nice cup of ti.

80 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6831 16:44

I don't know how to durive and I have no intention of learning.

81 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 08:00

Man, I could really go for a Mcflurpy right now.

82 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6832 19:51

If you think about it, arms are actually pretty legish.

83 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 09:03

I'm afraid I just don't have the mevotion to do that right now.

84 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 17:59

Where would Reimu be without her yeing-yang orbs?

85 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6833 18:26

I was trying to build a birdhouse but something went terribly, terribly wrong and I ended up with a birthuse.

86 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 11:34

Kids and fun and then everyone deise.

87 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6834 21:42

My captcha... is death.

88 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 11:12

Upon seeing his captcha, >>87 wails uncontrollably.

89 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6835 21:47

hi wutt is going on in this thred?

90 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6836 18:09

今は何jiですか？　イマージェンシーミトンの時ですか？

91 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6836 20:30

>>89
re: the thread, it's a collection of captchas shoehorned into sentences.

92 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 13:23

Give me your love and devotion. It will be reciprocated in kind.

93 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6837 23:41

Is it a bit too weangly to mangle ‘wangle’ into a misspelled adverbial form?

94 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 20:16

Stop frouning and smile! Then try it.

95 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6838 21:36

I've identified the flaws in Juche ideology and purged them to form my own system, which I have therefore decided to call puche.

96 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 11:50

I want you to leave. Please go.

97 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 13:06

>>96
If that is what you wish for then I shall flieb away into the night. You will never hear from me again, Andrew.

98 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 17:02

Andrew sat by the window and bitterly cried over his choices. It would be so much better to be hurt with someone else than all alone.

99 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 17:29

Cleaning his room would be a sure way to clear his mind. And it worked, for a while. But then he found an old, stale potato chipe under his couch. ">>97... he ate potate chipes too," Andrew wept angrily.

100 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 20:04

He then got another bag of potato chipes from the pantry and, morosely geating them one at a time, wondered if he would ever find another person as close to a true soulmate as >>97 had been.

101 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6839 21:47

He had a small penis, and so he handed his head in disa-hungment.

102 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 05:09

HELLO! I'M BRIAN BLESSED! AND I'M DOING THIS WEEK'S BBC RADIO FOUR APPEAL ON BEHALF OF THE deafe!!!

103 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 07:50

I'm feeling a little quedey right now.

104 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 13:00

Meanwhile, the timid but resolute >>97 has begun to devusk a plan to win Andrew back.

105 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6840 14:44

Sadly, you cannot win a man's heart by burute force.

106 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 09:36

Jeshub Christ, what the hell was that?

107 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 12:27

I could really do with some hugment right now.

108 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6841 13:12

It's so hote outside.

109 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6842 07:53

>>108
Perfect weather for going on voskotion!

110 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6843 13:00

Did you remember to bring dabeer?

111 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 01:36

I have a pizza for Mike frotch--aw fuck, not again.

112 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 01:52

Unfortunately the [i]matution[/i] did not grant him any special powers, other than the ability to cough up blood.

113 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 21:13

Seeing people fail to use the Preview Post button makes me want to goug my eyes out.

114 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6844 21:42

You were reung once too, >>113.

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