I can't descube how happy I am to be making this thread.
Remember the Lone dreanger? Yeah, me neither.
Tell mi about it!
All good temples need impressive looking pillazz.
I agree with >>117, only with impressive pillazz does a true show of ruvotion ever become possible.
My machine gun goes pe pe pe
What >>105 didn't know is that the plan would not be based upon brute force, but rather deviousness and consorting with hiezzish entities.
Would you kindly keep your ducks under control? The quaquution is getting unbearable!
Stop it, unofe is unofe!
Be careful around this guy, he is kind of a nutt.
Kindly unbitch yourself before proceeding with conversation.
Why can't you si that it could make both of us happy?
Before starting work at the daycare, you must set up the toytable
shinness: itfs what makes your shins your shins.
I hereby deeme this thread tasteful.
"Yo, dawg!" "Yawg nigga?"
My mom's about to walk into my room but I'm looking at hentai, better untab
Quurf: the Lovecraftean counterpart to a Smurf.
Oh deir!
I really appreciate the sloyngness of this slinky
yo!
( E-E) Up against the wall, haters! I'm here to deralp this thread.
I came, I saw, I got toothpaste on my sleeve somehow.
Beady Eyes, that response is unsar tisfactory.
Those bricks in the page image background look dusty. I should wosh them.
I will always think finly of him... but of course I want to get close to him and have a chance at being with him.
It's bondage time. Fetch the rope.
>>144
Surely it couldn't have been something to do with the fish dinner‽
Wow, these thucinnis are really theap!
how kigh am I even right now
The pungment aroma of flowers filled the laundromat.
"Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!" fluted the piping voice of the rugose, tentacaled shossarth .
I knew I was going to fail the class if I didn't get extra tupition
_po_op
Ready set go
The <i>Quulition</i> of Quuperating Quuntries...
There are three types of chances: Fat, slin and none.
I thought cats were supposed to be such clean pets to keep, but mine not only tracks mud onto the carpets, but has also been getting fleay these days! Is she a dog in disguise or something?
I love mai wife.
"Hoho," the sea thought to itself, "That beach looks pretty tideable!"
It's teim to partay!
After last week's unseasonably cold and rainy weather, it is time to rejune.
I used to think Brighton was the best place to live in England, but then I discovered hove.
I feel less clever today than I should, if I truly wish to post a captcha here.
Somebody I went to school with had the last name Vo.
Delicious salted bok choy
Tigh me up and have your way with me!
Hey, did you hear about that Macbeth chap? He's thaning his way from Glamis to Cawdor!
You didn't bump the Starcraft thread? Why would you sageSC?
Figures, I just finished posting that lame pun when I got a far more suttable captcha.
I guess the shipment of punny captchas for me got delat.
Stop toyng with my heart.
Lo Wang was a pretty cheesy hero.
As tempting as extramarital relations are, my rational side keeps listing the reasons its better to remain chaist until you marry into money.
Why do people have to be so rude to each other?
It's safe to go in. The area is klearf.
That girl is too casual with her body, she's horeish
>>189
You know what they say; bitches ain't shit but hoce and tricks.
Detheze just a momentary setback in most computer games.
Scooby assures us that we're above ruspition.
Terrorism can be very threaghing, especially to governments
I wonder if I will become a wise sage by the age of thirty-three.
My new skirt comes with an insode holster for carrying a concealed weapon.
Where do you want to eat? uname the place!
>>197
I will do so joyzzly
(of course, I want to eat at Yoshinoya)
This is at least the third - if not fourth or fifth - time that my captcha has been pow.
Unope, you can't do that here, mister!
The rate of mitten wearing amongst moé girls is in dekine. Something must be done about this!
This is a paper inwig I will discuss and detail the effects of postmodern thought on Japanese animation.
woyt ? That would be most illogical.
The two Chef of Steel contestants squared off in the ring, each naked to the waist and armed with a massive meat cleaver and the lid of a soup tureen held in the other hand as a shield. "There can be only one!" chanted the audience. Legend had it that the victor in this gladiatorial combat would gain his opponent's very soul and essence--or, as chefs put it, "the Quicheing "
While I'm sure you are both very nice people, and if circumstances were different I would love to invite you to come inside and talk with me about Jesus, I unfortunately already promised my sowll to the demon prince Belphegor in exchange for some software patents last week. So I'm sorry to say that your timing was off. Just think, if you only had come to my apartment last Thursday instead I could still have been saved ... such a shame. Oh well, I still wish you the best of luck with my neighbours!
I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
Here's my handle and here's my spute.
That pirouette demonstrated excellent pirotion
Stop? Moi? maix non!
Then at least answer daquetion !