[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 3] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 16:51

I can't descube how happy I am to be making this thread.

215 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 17:22

>>214
Shh, don't cause a cene.

216 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 17:30

>>215
Then hold your towng .

217 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 18:03

You cannot even begin to appreciate the magnitude of my tireness.

218 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 19:29

>>217
Ah, but I can cure it by providing you with fluffy pillows and softly singing you a lullaby!

219 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6873 19:43

>>218
Thank you, onii-chan.

220 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 06:25

my preferred fetish, popularity-wise, is somewhere beneath feet and somewhere above *unbirth*ing.

221 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 06:38

yup

Mmyup.

Mm-hmm.

Yup.

222 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 07:28

Don't be a deick >>221, tell me if you're REALLY okay with it!

223 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 07:33

>>220
Shut up! We've had quite vunufe of these TMI posts already!

224 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 08:25

I've been a reg of DQN since 1990. My elitism is so much better than your elitism it's not even funny.

225 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 11:46

>>224
Web wasn't invented until late 90s, you fool.

226 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6874 12:00

>>223 maaan, and here I was, about to expound on my latest fapation!

227 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 07:56

I voux to LOVE YOU FOREVER

228 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 13:48

I am the pape. Look at my pape hat.

229 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 13:54

This captcha insired me to post.

230 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 15:39

I almost posted in this thread, then I saw the captcha telling me to exit .

231 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 15:51

Careful with that axe, Chrughene.

232 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6875 16:28

>>225 didn't even post his captcha! What a klown.

233 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 07:53

I am not fatt.

234 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 10:27

Never tell a huge, bullish female softball pitcher that she throuzz like a girl. She might hurt you.

235 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 10:54

Cute little lion cub

236 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 11:39

My milkshake brings all the bouzz to the yard.

237 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 12:05

I think deitch was the best part of Portal 2.

238 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 14:59

foy, n.: a man who, in order to antagonize homophobes, deliberately dresses as flamboyantly as possible and acts like a stereotypical limp-wristed, lisping, effeminate gay man. May or may not actually be homosexual.

239 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 15:09

I found a ridiculously cheap Jeep for sale on a used-car website. I asked for the car to be delivered to my address, seeing as the seller lived hundreds of miles away, and paid in advance. What arrived at my house was a Chinese-made plastic toy wheelbarrow with jiep scrawled on the handlebars. F--, would not buy again.

240 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 16:26

>>239
Thot'll teach you to trust people on the internet!

241 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 19:03

I dislike Hayden Christensen's acting in the Star Wars prequels. It just lacks a certain dorthage.

242 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 19:12

I hate it when I call tech support, and after navigating through fifteen layers of "for Option X, press n", not only do I get put on hold for over 45 minutes, but they then force me to talk to an injine who treats me like an illiterate mouthbreather!

243 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 20:00

What a beautiful cloud fomotion.

244 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 20:01

HEIL HITER!

245 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6876 20:12

>>244, such a statement is not soutable for /dqn/.

246 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 05:55

SPY IS spi!

247 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 07:54

Help me, I'm duyin...

248 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 11:23

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249 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 11:28

What I'm saying is your mom is a wale... A WALE OF A GOOD TIME!!! YEAHHH!!!

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 11:30

Wait, this is Fedora Core? Then why does your KDE color scheme look so suzeish?

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 11:39

I can't believe people are still going on about that jawss movie after all these years! Let it go man, let it go!

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 11:40

Decaff? No thanks, I prefer incaff.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 13:36

After the horrible treatment from all the male muses I've had over the last few years, I'm really thankful for my new shemuze.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 13:47

fispution: effervescence of a Russian leader or of a Hispanic prostitute.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 15:54

vamotion, n.: A verbal ritual, by means of which Mexicans in a group exhort one another to no longer remain at rest, in a way not entirely dissimilar to the physical phenomenon of sympathetic resonance.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 19:21

Ceiyer later, alligator!

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 19:41

gime that capcha.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:27

Fuck yesh, sesking!

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:36

Spring is called the time of new beginnings, and it definitely was that in my case, but what will the upcoming witeer bring? I'm hoping for a change for the better, and maybe some... stability in my "love life." It would be amazing if my feelings reached the boy I love, and if we could hug under an orange streetlight while snow fell all around us ( ί °ί)

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 07:44

Let's make sure this thread never leaves /dqn/'s front page.

261 Name: world2ch poster : 1993-09-6878 09:34

Gulp, here goes nothing! About to show up at 0037's front door. I didn't know what to bring (roses? a picture of Shii? a box of donuts?) so I just brought a Pokemon coloring book. This night is gonna be fun.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 11:23

Coming this fall: Superman versus the Stoner Menace, starring Christopher Reefe!

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 11:27

Let me asts you a quustition.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 11:32

I want to eat some krogale.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 11:46

mugition, n.: seditious activity involving slogans printed on coffee mugs.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 23:01

And now, The Amazing Semprini will scideive into this water-filled polystyrene cup from an ordinary vending machine!

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 09:44

>>266
I'd pay to watch a vid of that.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 19:00

I'd totally hang out in mortuaries more often if it weren't for the mawtchness.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 21:14

I wonder if Hagar is having trouble with the taxer again.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 21:49

>>263 could you reask? didn't quite catch it.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 07:55

>>270
Have you ever wanted to be a cow?

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 21:08

I am your worst nightmare!

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 21:32

Were you deliberately trying to an*noy* the bronies in the audience by not referencing MLP:FiM in your post, >>272?

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 07:49

Summary of WW2: BAM!

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 07:55

Quetters never wen and wenners never quet.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 10:39

I used to be a yazz, but now I am an exyazz.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 10:47

Before I corrected this homework, there was an inequality, but now it's a requation! (MEΝEL)

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 14:24

Have you ever been inwob?

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 14:27

Quoth the crow: kaw

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 15:12

And then the Svedish Knights ate ljutefjisk and had a yowst ing tournament.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 18:48

Unfortunately, the tournament was uneven; one of the contestants was armed only with a butter knife.

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 11:58

I have not seen thething, just the 50s movie it was a remake of.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 13:36

<i><b>fapution</b>, n.</i>: the operations performed by fluidic logic computers filled with semen.

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 15:55

The explorers were soon lost within the dense vegetion of the jungle.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 16:12

Q: What is the main ingredient in a cowpat?
A: excud

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 16:25

In a tragic accident, a pack of slobbering dogs drowned the man indrule.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 22:47

mitchun deodorant turns me into an angry beast.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 02:38

Where's my tabaccy? I need a good chaw.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 09:53

Dawff Fortress is too difficult for me.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 11:07

So, we're all coyning new phrases to fit the captcha words now?

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 17:44

I've used this captcha a few[clarification needed] times, but this is the first time[dubious - discuss] that I've gotten the word with the correct spelling[citation needed].

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 10:48

Excuse me Sir, could you please rebefe this vegetarian hamburger?

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 12:33

I want to take up a sport but I'm afraid I might inture myself.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 00:26

Just put the damned cow back where it belongs; on the kowtable.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 04:31

The mun
The mun
The big, round mun

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 12:20

I can't help but feel that this prune lacks a certain dateness.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 15:19

This man lost his penis in a tragic industrial accident, but thanks to a groundbreaking new type of surgery we can rewang him!

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 19:52

Get a joyb ya lazy bum!

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 05:32

I could queallly go for something tasty right now.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 08:53

Claiming this 300GET is a reell honour. I shall treasure this moment forever.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 21:12

Oh, wo is me!!

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 21:37

Much to the tailor's delight, the princess was highly gownable.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 23:52

Sorry, South Carolina, you can't unsecede from the Union without getting fucked up by General Sherman first.

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 10:26

I'm feeling a little queagly, I think I'm going to throw up...

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 11:35

Oh dear, I'll be late for my weekly exgang Members Anonymous meeting!

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 16:39

I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my gan!

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 22:55

Empty the flour into the bowlsive. No extra equipment necessary!

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 08:02

Are you going to start unyufe?

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 10:04

I have invented a new drink composed of whiskey poured into a coconut. I have named it the skothusk.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 14:42

Our dog has just performed muttafe on my wife. It looks like I won't have to doing any extra work before I go to bed.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 16:45

Vinegar? More like exwine!

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 07:51

Jumpscares don't faze me!

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 09:42

D-don't laffet me!

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 11:49

Unbab the moon, loli to issho.

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