I can't descube how happy I am to be making this thread.
Wait, this is Fedora Core? Then why does your KDE color scheme look so suzeish?
I can't believe people are still going on about that jawss movie after all these years! Let it go man, let it go!
Decaff? No thanks, I prefer incaff.
After the horrible treatment from all the male muses I've had over the last few years, I'm really thankful for my new shemuze.
fispution: effervescence of a Russian leader or of a Hispanic prostitute.
Ceiyer later, alligator!
Fuck yesh, sesking!
Spring is called the time of new beginnings, and it definitely was that in my case, but what will the upcoming witeer bring? I'm hoping for a change for the better, and maybe some... stability in my "love life." It would be amazing if my feelings reached the boy I love, and if we could hug under an orange streetlight while snow fell all around us ( )
Let's make sure this thread never leaves /dqn/'s front page.
Gulp, here goes nothing! About to show up at 0037's front door. I didn't know what to bring (roses? a picture of Shii? a box of donuts?) so I just brought a Pokemon coloring book. This night is gonna be fun.
Coming this fall: Superman versus the Stoner Menace, starring Christopher Reefe!
Let me asts you a quustition.
I want to eat some krogale.
And now, The Amazing Semprini will scideive into this water-filled polystyrene cup from an ordinary vending machine!
I'd totally hang out in mortuaries more often if it weren't for the mawtchness.
I wonder if Hagar is having trouble with the taxer again.
Were you deliberately trying to an*noy* the bronies in the audience by not referencing MLP:FiM in your post, >>272?
Summary of WW2: BAM!
I used to be a yazz, but now I am an exyazz.
Before I corrected this homework, there was an inequality, but now it's a requation! (MÉEL)
Have you ever been inwob?
Quoth the crow: kaw
And then the Svedish Knights ate ljutefjisk and had a yowst ing tournament.
I have not seen thething, just the 50s movie it was a remake of.
<i><b>fapution</b>, n.</i>: the operations performed by fluidic logic computers filled with semen.
The explorers were soon lost within the dense vegetion of the jungle.
Q: What is the main ingredient in a cowpat?
A: excud
In a tragic accident, a pack of slobbering dogs drowned the man indrule.
mitchun deodorant turns me into an angry beast.
Where's my tabaccy? I need a good chaw.
Dawff Fortress is too difficult for me.
So, we're all coyning new phrases to fit the captcha words now?
Excuse me Sir, could you please rebefe this vegetarian hamburger?
I want to take up a sport but I'm afraid I might inture myself.
Just put the damned cow back where it belongs; on the kowtable.
I can't help but feel that this prune lacks a certain dateness.
This man lost his penis in a tragic industrial accident, but thanks to a groundbreaking new type of surgery we can rewang him!
Get a joyb ya lazy bum!
I could queallly go for something tasty right now.
Claiming this 300GET is a reell honour. I shall treasure this moment forever.
Much to the tailor's delight, the princess was highly gownable.
I'm feeling a little queagly, I think I'm going to throw up...
Oh dear, I'll be late for my weekly exgang Members Anonymous meeting!
I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my gan!
Empty the flour into the bowlsive. No extra equipment necessary!
Are you going to start unyufe?
I have invented a new drink composed of whiskey poured into a coconut. I have named it the skothusk.
Our dog has just performed muttafe on my wife. It looks like I won't have to doing any extra work before I go to bed.
Vinegar? More like exwine!
Jumpscares don't faze me!
D-don't laffet me!
Unbab the moon, loli to issho.
Stop it, mum!
Zoophilia? No, I'm afraid that's not my petish.
I have a bad case of frugazz after eating too many fruits.
Those French bots have such uninspiring names; it's just botune, botdeux, bottrois...
Dem gummint folksh better git off ahr property shoon, 'fore I come out wif mah rifle. Don't dey know it'sh roursh?
It's scary out thir!
I've had it! I'm gonna pack my things and head nowrth!
I'm *ki*nda tired of Captchas
I feel rather ambivalent towards the quein of England.
*Jo*Jo's Bizarre Adventure!
I'm feeling a little bit shoy about revealing the truth about me on DQN.
The grapes are vining for the fjords.
After a while, I found that I got bored with unime.
I can't even make a joke about my captcha code.
Why would unudge me if you had nothing to bring to my attention? Who does that?
With this captcha, I have won the thread.
You've gun an denitt dis time, son!
Yow!
Would you like to go on a deete with me?
I bowed to the pretty girl, and took my hataff as a friendly gesture.
Sowy, I'm gay.
I drive my grandma's beick. It's hip to use retro stuff.
Pi is exactly 3!
I'm smoking a dank nug!
Sorry, hefe, the senorita's in another hacienda.
What's sex?
The hell is a blaiyish?