[READABILITY] ITT we input CAPTCHAs [PART 3] (999)

1 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6807 16:51

I can't descube how happy I am to be making this thread.

250 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 11:30

Wait, this is Fedora Core? Then why does your KDE color scheme look so suzeish?

251 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 11:39

I can't believe people are still going on about that jawss movie after all these years! Let it go man, let it go!

252 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 11:40

Decaff? No thanks, I prefer incaff.

253 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 13:36

After the horrible treatment from all the male muses I've had over the last few years, I'm really thankful for my new shemuze.

254 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 13:47

fispution: effervescence of a Russian leader or of a Hispanic prostitute.

255 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 15:54

vamotion, n.: A verbal ritual, by means of which Mexicans in a group exhort one another to no longer remain at rest, in a way not entirely dissimilar to the physical phenomenon of sympathetic resonance.

256 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 19:21

Ceiyer later, alligator!

257 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 19:41

gime that capcha.

258 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:27

Fuck yesh, sesking!

259 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6877 21:36

Spring is called the time of new beginnings, and it definitely was that in my case, but what will the upcoming witeer bring? I'm hoping for a change for the better, and maybe some... stability in my "love life." It would be amazing if my feelings reached the boy I love, and if we could hug under an orange streetlight while snow fell all around us ( ﾟ ｰﾟ)

260 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 07:44

Let's make sure this thread never leaves /dqn/'s front page.

261 Name: world2ch poster : 1993-09-6878 09:34

Gulp, here goes nothing! About to show up at 0037's front door. I didn't know what to bring (roses? a picture of Shii? a box of donuts?) so I just brought a Pokemon coloring book. This night is gonna be fun.

262 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 11:23

Coming this fall: Superman versus the Stoner Menace, starring Christopher Reefe!

263 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 11:27

Let me asts you a quustition.

264 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 11:32

I want to eat some krogale.

265 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 11:46

mugition, n.: seditious activity involving slogans printed on coffee mugs.

266 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6878 23:01

And now, The Amazing Semprini will scideive into this water-filled polystyrene cup from an ordinary vending machine!

267 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 09:44

>>266
I'd pay to watch a vid of that.

268 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 19:00

I'd totally hang out in mortuaries more often if it weren't for the mawtchness.

269 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 21:14

I wonder if Hagar is having trouble with the taxer again.

270 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6879 21:49

>>263 could you reask? didn't quite catch it.

271 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 07:55

>>270
Have you ever wanted to be a cow?

272 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 21:08

I am your worst nightmare!

273 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6880 21:32

Were you deliberately trying to an*noy* the bronies in the audience by not referencing MLP:FiM in your post, >>272?

274 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 07:49

Summary of WW2: BAM!

275 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 07:55

Quetters never wen and wenners never quet.

276 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 10:39

I used to be a yazz, but now I am an exyazz.

277 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 10:47

Before I corrected this homework, there was an inequality, but now it's a requation! (｀・∀・´)

278 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 14:24

Have you ever been inwob?

279 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 14:27

Quoth the crow: kaw

280 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 15:12

And then the Svedish Knights ate ljutefjisk and had a yowst ing tournament.

281 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6881 18:48

Unfortunately, the tournament was uneven; one of the contestants was armed only with a butter knife.

282 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 11:58

I have not seen thething, just the 50s movie it was a remake of.

283 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 13:36

<i><b>fapution</b>, n.</i>: the operations performed by fluidic logic computers filled with semen.

284 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 15:55

The explorers were soon lost within the dense vegetion of the jungle.

285 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 16:12

Q: What is the main ingredient in a cowpat?
A: excud

286 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 16:25

In a tragic accident, a pack of slobbering dogs drowned the man indrule.

287 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6882 22:47

mitchun deodorant turns me into an angry beast.

288 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 02:38

Where's my tabaccy? I need a good chaw.

289 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 09:53

Dawff Fortress is too difficult for me.

290 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 11:07

So, we're all coyning new phrases to fit the captcha words now?

291 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6884 17:44

I've used this captcha a few[clarification needed] times, but this is the first time[dubious - discuss] that I've gotten the word with the correct spelling[citation needed].

292 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 10:48

Excuse me Sir, could you please rebefe this vegetarian hamburger?

293 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6885 12:33

I want to take up a sport but I'm afraid I might inture myself.

294 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 00:26

Just put the damned cow back where it belongs; on the kowtable.

295 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 04:31

The mun
The mun
The big, round mun

296 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 12:20

I can't help but feel that this prune lacks a certain dateness.

297 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 15:19

This man lost his penis in a tragic industrial accident, but thanks to a groundbreaking new type of surgery we can rewang him!

298 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6886 19:52

Get a joyb ya lazy bum!

299 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 05:32

I could queallly go for something tasty right now.

300 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 08:53

Claiming this 300GET is a reell honour. I shall treasure this moment forever.

301 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 21:12

Oh, wo is me!!

302 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 21:37

Much to the tailor's delight, the princess was highly gownable.

303 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6887 23:52

Sorry, South Carolina, you can't unsecede from the Union without getting fucked up by General Sherman first.

304 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 10:26

I'm feeling a little queagly, I think I'm going to throw up...

305 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 11:35

Oh dear, I'll be late for my weekly exgang Members Anonymous meeting!

306 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 16:39

I'm gonna shoot you in the face with my gan!

307 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6888 22:55

Empty the flour into the bowlsive. No extra equipment necessary!

308 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 08:02

Are you going to start unyufe?

309 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 10:04

I have invented a new drink composed of whiskey poured into a coconut. I have named it the skothusk.

310 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 14:42

Our dog has just performed muttafe on my wife. It looks like I won't have to doing any extra work before I go to bed.

311 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6889 16:45

Vinegar? More like exwine!

312 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 07:51

Jumpscares don't faze me!

313 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6890 09:42

D-don't laffet me!

314 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6894 11:49

Unbab the moon, loli to issho.

315 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 10:23

Stop it, mum!

316 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 10:24

Zoophilia? No, I'm afraid that's not my petish.

317 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 14:16

>>316

that sawffly odd, i recall you saying it was.

318 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6895 20:38

I have a bad case of frugazz after eating too many fruits.

319 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 07:43

Those French bots have such uninspiring names; it's just botune, botdeux, bottrois...

320 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 09:24

Dem gummint folksh better git off ahr property shoon, 'fore I come out wif mah rifle. Don't dey know it'sh roursh?

321 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 10:06

It's scary out thir!

322 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 11:49

>>321
I agree! The outside is doubleplusungud!

323 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 18:33

I've had it! I'm gonna pack my things and head nowrth!

324 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6897 19:01

I'm *ki*nda tired of Captchas

325 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 09:53

I feel rather ambivalent towards the quein of England.

326 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 15:40

卐卐卐 Lung lave teh furth reitch!! 卐卐卐

327 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 18:31

*Jo*Jo's Bizarre Adventure!

328 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6898 18:52

I'm feeling a little bit shoy about revealing the truth about me on DQN.

329 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6898 19:53

>>328 Arrr jim lad, nobody cares.

330 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 00:44

The grapes are vining for the fjords.

331 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 02:12

This captcha is stupid and boring. I'd better rerell to get a better one.

332 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 02:25

After a while, I found that I got bored with unime.

333 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 03:13

I can't even make a joke about my captcha code.

334 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 05:55

>>333
Well exuce me princess!

335 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 06:00

Why would unudge me if you had nothing to bring to my attention? Who does that?

336 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 17:58

With this captcha, I have won the thread.

337 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 18:44

You've gun an denitt dis time, son!

338 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 18:45

Yow!

339 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6899 20:03

Would you like to go on a deete with me?

340 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 20:53

>>339
Only if you promise not to punch me in the jaw again.

341 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6900 22:09

I bowed to the pretty girl, and took my hataff as a friendly gesture.

342 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6901 21:53

Sowy, I'm gay.

343 Name: !ESpeoN/nPA : 1993-09-6901 23:50

I drive my grandma's beick. It's hip to use retro stuff.

344 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6903 00:42

Pi is exactly 3!

345 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6904 22:31

I'm smoking a dank nug!

346 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 03:47

Sorry, hefe, the senorita's in another hacienda.

347 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 11:56

What's sex?

348 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 13:19

>>344
Correction: it's actually four.

349 Name: ( ˃ ヮ˂) : 1993-09-6905 18:22

The hell is a blaiyish?

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